Best greentext stories thread?

Best greentext stories thread?
Screenshots or links are good. I'll start.

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whoops

That's not green faggot

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>kek

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I laughing like a maniac while taking a shit

This is the really funny shit

Night cook come over

This got me

human names like "roscoe" are stupid for pets.

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Why do newfags always call them "greentexts" as if that's the name of an "epic thread" ? is it something people from reddit do? like, they don't get why we tell a story with memearrows?

>implying roscoe is a human name

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Rosco P Coletrain would beg to differ faggot

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lost

The catfish man. Still a personal favourite

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