Anyone get blown by a girl from Craigslist here before...

Anyone get blown by a girl from Craigslist here before? I'm about to get mine for first time and don't know what to expect

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No but tell me how you scores that. Every time I check Craigslist there are only dudes

Expect AIDS

>girl

1) Confirm 'girl' is actually a girl
2) Confirm that 'girl' is over your local age limit
3) If yes then relax and receive your hair cut

>Every time I check

Same thing for OP, he will get manlips around his shaft.

Confirmed girl. She sent the whole give me 3 fingers pic and all that shit plus phone call and she's 25

I actually have, lost my virginity to a slut on Craigslist. She was 300 pounds, smelled like rotting fish, and just kind of laid there while I pounded her loose pussy for a half an hour.

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Yes. Back in 2002. Casual Encounters. We didn't exchange photos. We met up at Starbucks, and she was the homeliest woman I have ever seen. Like when I saw her, I felt sorry for her, but I was so horny I was fucking inanimate objects at my house. We have a good conversation which turns to suggestive talk. I drove her back to my house, taking weird, unnecessary detours so she couldn't find my house again.

We go to my bedroom and she wants to kiss a little before she blows me -- she's taking advantage of me because she knows I just want a blow job and that I'll make out with her to keep things moving along. She finally starts sucking my dick and it is the best blowjob ever and I shoot my load down her throat in less than a minute.

Immediately after she's finished, I feel the disgust of having had to make out with her and letting her tease me and control the situation. I just want her out of my house. But, she wanted to lay next to me and cuddle. I'm getting pissed, but after about 20 minutes later, she starts rubbing my dick and gets me hard. She starts blowing me again and it feels real good. This time I last a lot longer, so she's able to pull out her bag of tricks and sucks my balls, my taint and just goes to town until I know another load down her throat.

We leave my house shortly after that, I drive her back to her car and I give her a hug from inside the car. I didn't even get out to give her a standing up hug. No kiss.

After that, she emailed me the next day. I deleted it without reading it. Never heard from her again. Saw her walking down the street a few months later and was disgusted with myself again. Saw her many years later and the disgust had subsided into regret that I didn't keep her on the side as a blowjob buddy, but then again she would have wanted to start hanging out.

She looked like an even homelier version of Tig Notaro

aids or robbed.

More stories please.
Any other sexual tales of regret?

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I had 10+ girls I met but not from craiglist. I used local chat rooms and offered them money to jack me off and suck my dick then fuck off my house.
Ended up with simultaneous 5 bj/handjob buddies and two of them became very good friends of mine.
I have a gf now and I'm a good boy, so, no more of that kind of debauchery anymore.

Yes, twice

One was a redneck, not attractive but have an outstanding blowjob 2bh, some of the best I've ever had. Meet her three times.

Other was a butch lesbian middle aged, she was awful. Met just once.

All told i regret it a little but that's life

you're gonna get shot

Lost my virginity to a girl from CL. 300 pound nigger land whale with kinky hair and all. Went to her scuzzy apartment and she was eating a bucket of chicken wings naked I shit you not.

She wanted to write the word slut on me with whipped cream so I got naked and said go for it. She tied me up to her bed and rode my cock till it hurt. Thought my innards were gonna burst.

The whole time her little rat dog chihuahua was barking and going crazy and she kept smacking it with a towel.

Went back many times after that.

I think my dick would try to hide up my ass if the prospect of getting a bj from Tig Notaro arose. I could never be that horny.

I met a chick, Sheena, through a chat system in our university computer network. We met down at the stadium, blonde, chubby, nice tits. She came over to my apartment that night and it didn't take long that we were in my bed and I was pounding her. She had a nice pussy. Came hard and immediately had the regretsies. Made excuses that I had an early class. She got the hint and left. Next night she calls me tells me she's wearing a black teddy under her clothes. She comes over, we stay downstairs and I fuck her on my bean bag for about a half hour until phone rings, chick I was in to calling saying she's coming by to give me my christmas present. I go back to Sheena, nut in her real fast, and send her packing. She left an earring behind so she could call me about losing it. I told her I never found it (I had it in a bowl on the kitchen counter). We don't speak again. At graduation I see her, she's lost weight looks amazing. Wish I would have kept banging her.

I lost my virginity to some 28 year old persian lady on Craigslist. I was 20 at the time and her husband was on some business trip. It was honestly risky as fuck looking back on it because she didnt even send me a pic and i sent her mine bc she didnt seem like a bot. Then when i saw her in person she was a solid 8/10. We met up twice and she let me go raw the second time. God i wish i could meet her again tbqh.

Girl I met at the gym. Fat little Filipina. Not attractive, but looks like she'd be cute if she lost weight. Saw a picture of her from when she was young -- hot little fuck toy you see in southeast Asian porn.

Started flirting with her at the gym because she looked easy. Our first "date" consisted of driving to a grocery store one night after the gym and her giving me a handjob in her car.

Next date was same thing...go to the grocery store and she plays with my dick in her car. I tell her to suck my dick, but she keeps looking around like she's nervous, so I go home.

Couple weeks later, I see her at the gym. We go back to my house, in my bedroom and she wants to lay next to me and cuddle. I get a really good look at her and notice all the skin tags around her eyes and on her neck. She starts kissing me, and I can feel her stiff peach fuzz on her upper lip (i know she's not a ladyboy because I've already sucked her surprisingly nice tits). She asks me what I want, and i told her a blowjob. She immediately goes down and starts sucking my dick. She didn't know what the hell she was doing. Instead of keeping it in her mouth and going up and down on it, she kept just kissing it and giving it this really fast tongue flicking all over the tip. I can't get hard and she keeps asking me what's wrong and why is he still asleep?

I finally get up and tell her to lay on her back and open her mouth. I straddle her chest and shove my dick in her mouth and proceed to face fuck her. After about five minutes I cum in her mouth and she swallows it all.

She later tells me her tubes are tied and I can fuck her without a condom. Jackpot. Oh wait, fuck that, she's trying to get preggo.

She came to America as a mail order bride. Married some old black guy and had two kids before divorce. She threw a punch at me one time on the treadmill because I stopped giving her attention.

Regret not keeping her around to fuck. 6 years later still see her at gym. She still texts me.

i make boner
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This is gold. This should be in a book.
More stories please.

In the UK, all women entries are spambots. Literally no humyns. Apparently the w4m scene was wild in mid-2000s.

Now I'm gettin blowies from old men.

Seriously, I was cutting holes in cantaloupe and fucking it. Almost ordered a pre-Fleshlight "pocket pussy."

I blew through $10,000 going to massage parlors. After going the first time and seeing how easy it was to get laid for $130 out the door, that became my thing.

Getting blown by a homely chick off Craigslist was just a necessary bridge I needed to cross to avoid spiraling out of control into some abyss of degenerate, destructive behavior.

Excellent story user, cheers. Feel free to share more.
Those Filipinos are fiery if you get on their bad side. The thought of skin tags makes me shudder.

Can you recommend any good food groups or household objects to fuck?

You guys like Mac n cheese?

I can fap to this.

#1 Casual encounters. She was 45 I was 23. Nice woman but dumb and had a super dirty house. Got to fuck her but regretted it, should have cut out of there when I saw how she was living.

#2 Not casual encounters, just women seeking men, but we banged the same night we met. She was a keeper. Lived far away and she got pissed when I hit her up only when I was in town which was like a month later.

#3 Casual encounters, chubby Nerdy Drama chick. Gave me a lot of grief on how she shouldn't be fucking on the first date but she wanted it. Great lay, toe-curling head. Stayed the night but cut out before I woke up, left a longass email response on how she's not a whore and don't tell her friends. ok.jpg. We did it a couple more times I think.

Also fucked on the first date off OKCupid. She lived with an ex-boyfriend who later came out as gay, and had supposedly told her not to fuck me. We fucked. Then I realized it was the only bed in the place and I was blocking him out of his bed. Sorry bro. She got knocked up a little while later

In all probability that's a dude pretending to be a girl... happens a lot of CL because gays are so desperate and perverted.

Enjoy your manly, hairy man face.

>massage parlors

I want a handjob from a pro so fucking bad. How does this work?

During this same period of my life, I'm driving home late one night. Filipino girl pulls up next to me at a light. We start making and maintaining eye contact. I wave to her to follow me and we pull into a gas station.

I get out and go to her car. Start getting suspicious:

>"What's your name?"
>"Do you want my real name?"
>"Yes."
>Tom
>"Sorry... You look cute, but I'm not into that."
>"But I give really good head and I swallow...
>"Sorry."

Year or so later, I run into him at the gym. He's like 5'-3". Walks around like a girl. I avoid eye contact.

I go into the locker room for a shower. Hear a knock on the shower door:

>"Can I come in?"
>"Wat?"
>"Can I suck your dick?"
>"NOT INTERESTED!"

I hear him scamper off.

I would see him once in a while at the gym. So, i have him to deal with, the crazy little fat Filipina, and my current gf who I met at the same gym. GF has interacted with the fat Filipina, but doesn't know our history.

This isn't the exact image, but this is the same instructable I downloaded from Sup Forums a long time ago. I fucked it twice. It actually felt pretty good.

Haha oh shit, that is hilarious. I once had a friend in a similar situation, but he had a shit memory and forgot which girls he fucked in the past, almost jeopardised his marriage later on in a social situation.

Thanks user. Cheaper than a Saigon whore!

They're actually pretty expensive nowadays. Crackdowns and all.

TJ is much more fun and party atmosphere. Plus, the locals have some fucking amazing stories to tell.

What about living there permanently? Beyond getting laid and shit. Work/life balance sort of thing. Kind of like Cabo or similar.

Do you live in or near a large enough metropolitan area, or are there an abundance of Asian massage parlors in your area?

Do an internet search for your area. Do your research, like rubmaps or nightshift.co, and find a parlor that seems to be the sure thing (there are many parlors that look like jack shacks but are strictly legit).

It depends on what I want. Some parlors with older, less attractive women will give you a nice therapeutic hour long massage followed by a handjob.

Others I go to are straight up whore houses where they only accept half hour appointments and rub your shoulders for a minute before telling you to turn over and ask you what you want.

One place I go for full service has decent younger women, but there is no massage. Just fucking or blowjob.

Another place has a cute 22 year old girl who won't fuck it suck, but she will lay and cuddle with me and lets me play with her BEAUTIFUL perfectly tight little pussy. I want to fuck her so bad but she won't. I see her when I am out of town on business. She has hinted at the possibility of coming to see me at my hotel.

Another one who won't fuck me is a hot little 20 year old Viet girl with the best tits and nipples I have ever seen or sucked. She won't let me touch or see her pussy though.