Gf finally sends you nudes

>Gf finally sends you nudes.
>You see this.
>What do?

What exactly are we looking at?

That's an axe wound alright.

looks like a fat 9 year old

Did she use to be a guy?

>>What do?

Hide in the tub

5 bucks on tranny

Looks like someone. Not you beat that pussy up

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That's a man

404 no pussy found
Ask for more im interested

How fucking huge is she. That looks like a dolphin vagoo

Fuck that asap OP

>mom found the brain tub

that's a fucking cloaca right there

Aaand that's a mutilated man. Atta boy op

>Did she use to be a guy?
Bingo

Is you crush a donkey or what?

looks decent for dick turned inside out

Beat me to it

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thats not how artificial cunt looks like you stupid homos its just an ugly whale

Demand timestamp

She's not that fat, right guys?

How do you even screencap in snapchat anymore?

It looks like the head of that uruk hai that gimli hit in the head with his axe at the beggining of the siege of helms deep.

>She's not that fat, right guys?
No, she's fatter.

Not bad op. At least you are getting some tight pink pussy unlike the rest of these faggots

>She
Lol keep telling yourself that.

power button and home button together?

Really depends on face though. If she's got a good face she could pass for 6/10 maybe 7

why exactly is it purple?

what the fuck man. let's see the rest of her

She is pretty fat, look at the arms. Lying on your back can't do shit about those.

>stands up
>nipples disappear
what the fuck kind of warranty can I get on tits like those, jesus fuck

>tight pussy
>OP's pic

>tight
>pink
lmao
And how fucking big of a virgin do you have to be to be sucking up to a fat disgusting bitch like this?

are you a nigger ? niggers often have a fetish to have white hippo

Oh my word
It looks like her tits are gonna fall flat on her face at any time now
God this is gross

MAN THE HARPOONS

But WHERE's the clit?

kek

Some people like you faggots have unrealistic expectations. I garuntee none of you autists have had good pussy before if any at all. Fat girls are a good fuck if not better than skinny girls.

She's kinda fat, but fuck I like that pussy. I'd have no problem with it OP.

It's the little flesh in the slit you see near the top. That big hole at the top is just her being so fat.

Is the ass even worth it?

>unrealistic expectations
Yeah, I expect a woman to not stuff her face full with 5K calories in a day. I guess we found the fat faggot in the thread lmao

>ass
>on a morbidly obese whale
More like flaps

Oh god it's even worse than I thought

I'd eat that ass if I was in the mood. Show us face.

Deal with it. Too late to back out of it now.

I was unaware Botan surfs Sup Forums...

>unrealistic expectations

Where the do you live, that 40% body fat is the norm?

No ass

kek

Show face

>so fat he even thinks about eating when having sex

Best kek i had today

And I expect you are a virgin faggot. Only a fucking autistic fedora wearing mongrel that faps to lolis and furies would turn down some decent pussy because "'muh harpoons hurdur" shut your fucking face and try to get some pussy. You cunt.

>implying ass
>that amorphous blob
omfg that bitch so fat you cannot tell where her back ends and where her ass begins

The utmost kek

Calm down Chester, and eat another Big Mac or five. You're painfully projecting.

>decent pussy
>weighs 2 or more of you

I would rather jerk off, then have to do that walk of shame.

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Can't you guys be happy for me? Pic of face from 2 months ago.

kek

>muh projection

Neet faggot projecting that I'm projecting

>also implying I'm fat cause I'd fuck a chubby girl

Stop projecting faggot

Fat bitch LandWhale detected lol

LOL

not so sure about that, have you ever fucked a girl under 300lbs?

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lol thats a dude

Timestamp your fat fucking belly and I'll timestamp nudes of my skinny GF. Put your money where your mouth is, instead of gulping down another 2l Mountain Dew.

oh my fucking god op you retard
thats not a woman

Op here that's not her.

my girlfriend was a virgin before I fucked her the first time, I believe it. She's not that great in bed.

THATS A MAN

That is a dude

You don't have a girlfriend faggot

Checkem

Op's picture is of a post op tranny.

LOL I KNEW IT WAS A DUDE

Show me your 350kg body you fat fuck.

Not enough booze on this earth for me to stick my dick in that girl and my drunk dick isn't super picky

KEK

Sideways it looks like the mouth of a blobfish

That's definitely a man

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>implying it's a girl

please stop posting OP

xD

I'd make your girlfriend drop to her knees and fuck her face with my 8 inch cock just by looking at her and winking. You should let me fuck your girlfriend you cuck.

Thank her. Send a dick pic in return.

Op here. This is really the girl I'm talking about.

She's either a slam piggy or a practice girl. She's not someone you should show or talk about admit exists or ever be seen with. But we all fuck girls or things in this case we aren't proud of. Hit it. Use her as a cum receptacle and when you dont need to fuck anymore and no longer hate yourself you will move on

pretty sure that's a kid... image makes me very uncomfortable

There's 4 ways this could go...

1. It's a guy (unlikely, judging from nipples)
2. Clitorodectomy victim
3. Freak of nature
4. We're looking at the picture upside down.

Dude theory confirmed

This sounds like some pathetic 14 year old shit. Stay dreamy lil sleeper

Same goes to her

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