>Gf finally sends you nudes.
>You see this.
>What do?
Gf finally sends you nudes
What exactly are we looking at?
That's an axe wound alright.
looks like a fat 9 year old
Did she use to be a guy?
>>What do?
Hide in the tub
5 bucks on tranny
Looks like someone. Not you beat that pussy up
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That's a man
404 no pussy found
Ask for more im interested
How fucking huge is she. That looks like a dolphin vagoo
Fuck that asap OP
>mom found the brain tub
that's a fucking cloaca right there
Aaand that's a mutilated man. Atta boy op
>Did she use to be a guy?
Bingo
Is you crush a donkey or what?
looks decent for dick turned inside out
Beat me to it
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thats not how artificial cunt looks like you stupid homos its just an ugly whale
Demand timestamp
She's not that fat, right guys?
How do you even screencap in snapchat anymore?
It looks like the head of that uruk hai that gimli hit in the head with his axe at the beggining of the siege of helms deep.
>She's not that fat, right guys?
No, she's fatter.
Not bad op. At least you are getting some tight pink pussy unlike the rest of these faggots
>She
Lol keep telling yourself that.
power button and home button together?
Really depends on face though. If she's got a good face she could pass for 6/10 maybe 7
why exactly is it purple?
what the fuck man. let's see the rest of her
She is pretty fat, look at the arms. Lying on your back can't do shit about those.
>stands up
>nipples disappear
what the fuck kind of warranty can I get on tits like those, jesus fuck
>tight pussy
>OP's pic
>tight
>pink
lmao
And how fucking big of a virgin do you have to be to be sucking up to a fat disgusting bitch like this?
are you a nigger ? niggers often have a fetish to have white hippo
Oh my word
It looks like her tits are gonna fall flat on her face at any time now
God this is gross
MAN THE HARPOONS
But WHERE's the clit?
kek
Some people like you faggots have unrealistic expectations. I garuntee none of you autists have had good pussy before if any at all. Fat girls are a good fuck if not better than skinny girls.
She's kinda fat, but fuck I like that pussy. I'd have no problem with it OP.
It's the little flesh in the slit you see near the top. That big hole at the top is just her being so fat.
Is the ass even worth it?
>unrealistic expectations
Yeah, I expect a woman to not stuff her face full with 5K calories in a day. I guess we found the fat faggot in the thread lmao
>ass
>on a morbidly obese whale
More like flaps
Oh god it's even worse than I thought
I'd eat that ass if I was in the mood. Show us face.
Deal with it. Too late to back out of it now.
I was unaware Botan surfs Sup Forums...
>unrealistic expectations
Where the do you live, that 40% body fat is the norm?
No ass
kek
Show face
>so fat he even thinks about eating when having sex
Best kek i had today
And I expect you are a virgin faggot. Only a fucking autistic fedora wearing mongrel that faps to lolis and furies would turn down some decent pussy because "'muh harpoons hurdur" shut your fucking face and try to get some pussy. You cunt.
>implying ass
>that amorphous blob
omfg that bitch so fat you cannot tell where her back ends and where her ass begins
The utmost kek
Calm down Chester, and eat another Big Mac or five. You're painfully projecting.
>decent pussy
>weighs 2 or more of you
I would rather jerk off, then have to do that walk of shame.
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Can't you guys be happy for me? Pic of face from 2 months ago.
kek
>muh projection
Neet faggot projecting that I'm projecting
>also implying I'm fat cause I'd fuck a chubby girl
Stop projecting faggot
Fat bitch LandWhale detected lol
LOL
not so sure about that, have you ever fucked a girl under 300lbs?
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lol thats a dude
Timestamp your fat fucking belly and I'll timestamp nudes of my skinny GF. Put your money where your mouth is, instead of gulping down another 2l Mountain Dew.
oh my fucking god op you retard
thats not a woman
Op here that's not her.
my girlfriend was a virgin before I fucked her the first time, I believe it. She's not that great in bed.
THATS A MAN
That is a dude
You don't have a girlfriend faggot
Checkem
Op's picture is of a post op tranny.
LOL I KNEW IT WAS A DUDE
Show me your 350kg body you fat fuck.
Not enough booze on this earth for me to stick my dick in that girl and my drunk dick isn't super picky
KEK
Sideways it looks like the mouth of a blobfish
That's definitely a man
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>implying it's a girl
please stop posting OP
xD
I'd make your girlfriend drop to her knees and fuck her face with my 8 inch cock just by looking at her and winking. You should let me fuck your girlfriend you cuck.
Thank her. Send a dick pic in return.
Op here. This is really the girl I'm talking about.
She's either a slam piggy or a practice girl. She's not someone you should show or talk about admit exists or ever be seen with. But we all fuck girls or things in this case we aren't proud of. Hit it. Use her as a cum receptacle and when you dont need to fuck anymore and no longer hate yourself you will move on
pretty sure that's a kid... image makes me very uncomfortable
There's 4 ways this could go...
1. It's a guy (unlikely, judging from nipples)
2. Clitorodectomy victim
3. Freak of nature
4. We're looking at the picture upside down.
Dude theory confirmed
This sounds like some pathetic 14 year old shit. Stay dreamy lil sleeper
Same goes to her
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