IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL:

IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL:

I>>>>>> DON'T

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no sane person wants to move to brazil

implying brazil isn't a 3rd word country. Kill urself

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Why are Brazilians so proud of their shitty country?

>considering migrating to Brazil

Who wants to go to a 3rd World Country? No one. We will deport you brazillians out of the country anyways

Pic related is brazilian

They are not white. Dipshit

This, you don't live in a nice country, nigger, who the fuck would want to live in brazil?

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it sounds like a nice place to live

Look at his stupid hat.

> implying anyone would ever want to move to brazil
I don't even need to remind you how olympics preparations there went
kek

I'm not, I'm leaving this shithole asap. But I'm also not going to fucking amerifagland

9/11

Hahahahahaha "emigrate to Brazil"

Sure, how about I start "loving sand niggers" while I'm at it

>literally these

keep your fucking shit stain of a country,
who the fuck in their right mind would want to move to a country thats biggest attraction is slums painted a wide variety of colours, streets crowded with thieving brazillian peasants, the floor covered in urine and feces of man and beast,

where your most likely to be stabbed or shot by a thieving little brown skinned shit and then just left there for days to die and decompose a little

I used to work for AB Inbev until last year and I went to Brazil for less than a week, got lost, got robbed, no one helped me, when I tried to ask people they replied with "no english". The saddest part is that they stole my backpack and lost my papers and it took me almost 2 weeks to get back to my country, Brazil is the shittiest country ever, I've been in literally 3rd world countries like Honduras and El Salvador, even Haiti but Brazil was the top shit.

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Brazil is a sweltering hot, backwards, mosquito infested, 3rd world shithole.

Would much prefer Argentina if I had to move to SA.

you guys fuck chickens

????

What the fuck is Brazil?

The only Country I know of is America.

>I'm considering immigrating to Brazil
>Said no one ever except a bunch of desperate Nazis

this is why i pay internet for

who the hell is this moniqùe, and is there moar?

i am a brazilian and want to gtfo to somewhere but here.

Do I get to fuck QTs like your image?

And nobody wants you here. Why does the rest of the world think we give a fuck.

>brown people thinking they're allowed to be mad about stuff

>Naturalization takes 15 years - then we deport you anyway

wow who would want to put that much effort into moving to a shithole like that?

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Because we can't keep our military dick out of random places we don't belong

No,they will treat you like a creep they hate foreigners

Yeah you stay in your shit hole 3rd world microcephaly country and we'll stay in ours.

>considering immigrating to brazil
I'll just stay in my first world country thank you

Good we have enough Brown immigrants. At least the asains bring their technical smarts and non rapey attitudes.

I'm staying right here in the greatest country on earth, the US of A. Not sure why anyone would want to go to that polluted murderous shithole of Brazil. I mean, the Amazon rainforest is awesome but you shitskins are even destroying the one good thing you have.

Tl;dr. You don't have to worry, op.

how young can the girls in brazil have sex?

gringo troxa, why the fuck would you go to brazil without knowing how to speak portuguese? fucking deserved it fat whitey, we can smell and steal your stupid foreigner ass from a mile away

BRAZIL IS A FUCKING SHIT HOLE

The age of consent here is 18

UK dude posting...

No thanks you live in a shit country and OP you're far below anything I'd consider mixing with class wise. Go smoke some crack :P

14 but she must agree with you ugly dick face

> Brazil
>education
>jobs
>housing
>not a third world country
>welfare
>healthcare
>catholic

kek, the amount of meme is unbearable
Dude, are you even brazilian?
I hate when thirld worlders talk like if they were something
Nobody in sane mental condition would want to come to your nigger country, faggot.
>inb4 salty burger
nope

>5. You lack the education to compete with locals

Ho Lee Phuc

Op is either the most delusional person in Brazil, or semi-decent troll.

7/10

This all the way. Fuck your shit unless your white or Asian.

That's a brazilian immigrant. Nice try tho.

I'm german, anyway, I don't see the problem going to another country without knowing their language, you deserve to be robbed because you can't speak portuguese? That's why your people is so poor, because your brain is rotten like your morals.

Why would anybody consider moving to Brazil? except as a mission worker or disaster relief.

op is obviously bait dude
a really stupid one, but still bait

source: Im a huehuehue

who the fuck would want to come to Brazil? It full of fucking Brazilians! The only people more disgusting are Filipinos. Yuck.

what do you guys think about aryan germans? are we ok?

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what about moving to venezuela?

>germans
>Aryans

lol

I agree, I'm tired of old and fat retirees coming to live here, if you come at least bring your daughters.

everybody in this place is an immigrant
the natives were decimated
the country was roughly 40% european immigrants 60% nigger slaves from africa
reality is prolly 10% whites , 30%mixed with browns who still think they are white and rest is shit

>IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL

i don't think people who consider immigrating to brazil has internet.

which is the future of america if you dont learn from us

could easily be either one of those knowing this site

Sauce of pic?

>Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
>"my third world country is more expensive than your third world country"
fix'd

> willingly going to the Americas

brazil is in america....

Why would I want to go to brbr gibe moni plox land you mudslime.

Just wondering y u accepted so many Japanese there

>7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
Our cost of living is much higher than in a first world country when buying products or services with the same quality as can be found on first world countries markets.

>IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO ZIMBABWE:

are you too retarded to pick up on context, or does he have to specify the united states?

>Implying anyone would want to emigrate to one of the shithole capitals of the world

when both countries are in america, then yes. also, everyone in the usa are immigrants as well.

Give them a socccer ball, that seems to work for all these shit holes.

Who the fuck would want to live with you gay retards? Don't act like your all super smart. Your also pretty fucking poor absolutely nothing to boast about your shithole.

they work and are nice people, why wouldnt we accept them ?

that being said, its not really a choice the people can make
our government accepts everything, doesnt matter if we like them or not

That is not accurate

>Our government accepts everything
>We (our government) wouldn't let you in
Pick one you fucking mud dwelling nigger-tard

who the fuck would want to live in a shithole third world country like brazil?

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good job being an idiot
you would fit perfectly in this country

>IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL:
no one is... no one...

>1. We dont want you
no on cares. no one wants to live in shithole brazil

>2. We won't let you enter
i won't even go there for vacation. i don't want to die.

>4. No Brazilian company will hire a mudskin like you
brazilians are mudskins

>5. You lack the education to compete with locals
that is true. i don't know how to fight with machetes

>6. We will not rent housing to you, you will live on the streets being raped by Bolivians and Peruvians
no one wants to live in a house made of sticks

>7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country
brazil is a third world country.

>8. We have no welfare for you
you have no welfare for yourselves either

>9. We have no free healthcare for you
see 8

>10. We will not let you build your fake god kike church
>11. We are either catholic or non-religious, if you are not, you will never be hired or promoted
all cults are the same. catholic or jew.

>God bless, and don't come here.
only idiots would go to brazil

>This is mostly addressed towards you ameripoors.
i don't think they want to go there either. i'd rather live in detroit than in brazil, because at least i can take the bus to safety. in brazil the bus will get highjacked by bandits and i would get decapitated by a machete.

>You're not white.
i am, actually.

>pic related, life in brazil

Not even good bait.
Brazil is a shithole

But I thought we weren't educated enough to live in your cunt-ry

wanting to move to brazil

>man and beast

kek

>these americucks in damage control

TOP KEK.

you obviously arent, but we would accept you anyways user

> IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL:
why the fuck would I do that

more?/sauce?

Fine I'll bite

>1. We dont want you

Any brazilian will know that's bullshit.

>2. We won't let you enter

We're one of the easiest countries to get into. We literally don't even check if you have a return ticket.

>3. Naturalization takes 15 years - then we deport you anyway

At most it takes 4. Get married and it takes however long it takes for you to get married.

>4. No Brazilian company will hire a mudskin like you

They'll often be very happy to. We have a HUGE immigrant population from several different countries. Hell, we have a whole block in São Paulo dedicated to Asians.

>5. You lack the education to compete with locals

Meh, depends on where you're from. Education here is shit anyway.

>6. We will not rent housing to you, you will live on the streets being raped by Bolivians and Peruvians

Says who? People here are more willing to rent out their shit to foreigners than they would locals. Brazilians are shit at paying their bills on time.

>7. Our cost of living is much higher than in your third world country

LOL

>8. We have no welfare for you

We have private welfare you can apply for which is cheap. And public welfare can't discriminate unless your contract says so.

>9. We have no free healthcare for you

Yeah we do.

>10. We will not let you build your fake god kike church

Also false, it's most likely been built here already. You like religious diversity? Brazil has it in spades.

>11. We are either catholic or non-religious, if you are not, you will never be hired or promoted

lololololololol

>immigrate to Brazil

sorry bra, this isn't 2009
>ohhhhhhhh snap your country is shitty now
>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cuck

Who likes brown vaggies?

is this a joke? i went to brazil once for a conference in rio. at least four people i know of got robbed over a one week period, one at gunpoint in broad daylight on the fucking beach. i was so glad to get out of that country alive. now they have zika, horrible economy, and crime is even worse. i'd emigrate to somalia before brazil

lol. that's fucking horrible.

rio is one of the worst places of the country
total tourist trap

Mexican Immigrant living in America.

Im 28 m / only here to fuck white womens and make money. I do not plan on staying.

Ask me anything.

Brazil is a shit place, Sup Forumsro