Women you want to fuck but don't know why

Progressive is actively trying to give me boners now

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We have a different girl on the progressive ads in Australia. Unless they changed it.

I want to fuck this cutie from the Toyota ads.

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Hotties from ads?

>this thread
>a bunch of attractive women
>don't know why you want to fuck them

I know exactly why I want to fuck her. She's gorgeous.

>a bunch of attractive women
>don't know why you want to fuck them

Saving the thread.

I'd give her my degree

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That's his point. The thread is supposed to be that you don't know why you want to fuck them. It's obvious when they're attractive.

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A classic.

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>having an acute case of mechanophilia
wtf is wrong with you?

Mein niggas

Does she still have hairy arms?

nazi poots is a qt and i dont know why

Imagine if they dressed the TCAP decoy like this.

id still try n hit it

Hold it you dummies

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how weird is that thumb

>Things you want but are not sure why.
Am I doing it right?

>that kid's face
Errytime

blondie here

I just want to hold her. :3

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this girl from the audition in the first pitch perfect

i regularly watch the scene in youtube just for her

they had better hope the cops are already in the house because im pretty fast

that triggered poster girl "glasses up front" bitch from those cringeworthy Burlington Bar thrones reaction videos

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>EAUUGH, I LOVE MY SAUSAGE LINKS

>ITT 90% conventionally attractive women.

The girl from the baseball skit on conan

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU NELL

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Don't hate me Sup Forums

you all have good taste, congratulations

Same, she's so cute. Mabel is the greatest.

Would too, but I think she looked better before the Hollywood makeover.

We know.

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Wow.

That is fucking disgusting

Whenever this comes on the telly I always mutter to myself that shes actually saying "Stick it in my ass!". Unph, I want her to be my dirty little fuckbird

eh i kinda get it. i just want to facefuck her at a party then come back downstairs and drink with my bros like nothing happened and ignore her the rest of the night

Andy Milanakis?

Jk, JK, but this show is bretty gud tho

You're a brave man.

There's something about her face, her lips, the glasses, that make me want to paint it white and seal her lips shut with my quick drying man cement.

>big tits and wide hips, basically BUILT for breeding
>idk y i want to fuck her gaiz

Wrong thread

>Just Eat Muhass

Fuck yes

New waifu, she's beautiful

You now have a fart fetish

YES

god yes

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meant to quote

Always wondered if they're the same actress and she imagined her bowels to look like herself when she personified them

Nia Jax.

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I imagine she'd be shy as fuck in the bedroom but once you broke down her walls she'd be cooperative as fuck and just take orders.

Best kind of sex.

Nice body, did she ever do nudes?

>But you don't know why

I know exactly why I want to fuck her

>people that missed the point of the thread

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Shelly Duvall is considered ugly by many people.

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Didn't click the thumb. You get a pass.

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Plebs are not people.

there is no such thing as a "woman you want to fuck but don't know why"
in order to contribute to this thread i have to bend the rules

money is something I need not want, user

I want to fuck my boss and I'm not sure why.

She's 24, razor thin and seems to dump every dude she's dated in a month or less. Maybe she's just the woman in closest proximity to me. I'm pretty sure she's been flirting with me though. Everyone at work keeps joking about us "dating" and she's even mentioned a few things to me that make me kind of believe it.

don't hold out for something better

>not only having a boss but having a female boss
How can you live with yourself?

I want to fuck my boss too. She's really not even that attractive. But, she's tiny, has wide hips, and just looks like she would be a absolute seman demon in bed.

Do it

Stephanie Courtney is a national treasure.

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>YoOL 483 CE + 1533
>being this misogynistic
Wew

I have no clue why I find her so attractive.

Because she's attractive?

???

Claire Danes is probably the most beautiful actress I've ever seen.

Doubtful.

What is it like to have a job, m8s?

I've always been a NEET. The only crushes I've had have been on women from the TV.

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What do you mean?

How have you never met a woman in a position of power? Have you ever had a job?

Good luck, user. One of the things that keeps me from really going for my boss is that I'm worried about getting fired for sexual harassment if I try for something.

Thanks user.

Seen as this thread has turned into advertfu thread

i don't think you know many people
you seem to only know jealous bitches

>not a stormfag
>not dumb enough to blindly support shillary.

She's literally perfect, m8s.

Are there literally any Trump supporting hollywood actresses?

>How have you never met a woman in a position of power? Have you ever had a job?
Surely you meant to ask "have you ever had a master"?

Depends on the job. I worked at a small company for a little over a year and hated going in every day. Also worked fast food for almost a year at a Jack in the Box that thank Christ was shut down, hated that too.

Sometimes it's nice with the relationships and people you meet in the workplace and those friendships can make you put up with a surprising amount of shit. I know people who actively make way less than they should just because of the job, their bosses and their coworkers.

>Jk

Are you though, user? Are you really?

She's almost perfect, senpai.

Initially I didn't know why but as I've gotten older I've come to understand.