Tell me your most offensive joke /b
Tell me your most offensive joke /b
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no joke, that should be a fucking game, or a movie at the least
Trips name the game if made
Women's rights
I'll shoot.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids.
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>How do you want your cotton
>Picked by niggers
>the end.
What did the black father say to his son on his 18th Birthday?
What?
I like my women like I like my cigars, 7 years old and coming from Cuba
>He doesn't get it
There was no father at his 18th birthday dumbass.
I like my woman like I like my champagne, 12 years old and cold
what's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old girl?
watching her break down crying on the witness stand
What do you call that useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman.
It should say a day old aborted fetus.
How do you keep a black man out of your backyard?
You hang one in front.
Why not hang a sign?
>Now hiring
It sure sucks to be in prison son
why the chicken crossed the road?
>To be continued
I like my women like I like my honey, COVERED IN BEES!
What do you call a faggot on rollerskates?
Roll-Aids
faggot on rollerskates
What's the worst thing about fucking five year olds?
Getting the blood out of my clown suit.
That my dick don't fit on his dick
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Why is there cotton in medicine bottles ?
To remind niggers they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers
listen carefully so you don't miss the punchline
Did somebody say bees?
Jimmy.
How do you call your best femmale friend?
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What does a disabled artist eat?
Shit
Why did the musician get arrested?
He played in A minor
9 out 10 people enjoy gang rape
>not 10/10
more feminist lies
Beyonce says "to the left, to the left" because niggers and women shouldn't have any rights.
How do you lose braincells and gain weight?
Go to .reddit
Its twelve years old and laying on a shelf in my basement you fucking walnut
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
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Who the fuck do you think you are faggot?
wat
What do you call a tumblr sjw blogger?
>A transfat
That's the best yall got? /thread
>your most offensive joke
OP isn't a faggot
Saw this one on facebook earlier
Who's the best boxer of all time?
Jim Jones, he knocked out 909 people with one punch
whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of Coke fall out a window.
/ck/ here. a mixture of kool-aid and cyanide technically isn't a punch, user
Fuck off, technicalities don't belong in jokes.
This might interest you:
youtube.com
Might need subtitles for Russian, but the idea is clear enough without
I almost smiled more at /ck/'s comment than your joke, fuckface.
So I was walking through a creepy forest with a 10 year old the other day, she says to me "wow this is really scary!"; I say "yeah tell me about it, I have to walk out of here alone"
Rolling for Fire Island
THANK YOU user. and he is a real fuckface, isn't he
that user is not going to remember when a random user on Sup Forums rolled for the name of a game he may or may not decide to make
I like MY women like I like my whiskey:
Irish,
twelve years old,
and mixed up in coke.
Crack house Photo shoots are a thing since phones have cameras.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a crisp, delicious apple?
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I don't cum on the apple before I eat it. >:)
Not my joke, cockbag. And fuck you for smiling, fagit.
/ck/ here again, bit salty for this thread, m8
>12 year old Irish Whisky
> Miced with Coke
Shiggy Diggy
I happen to enjoy salty foods, buddy.
Whats the best part about havig sex with a 10 year old malaysian girl?
If you roll her on her stomach, it's jut like fucking a 10 year old Malaysian boy.
i wish you were my bf, he never wants to take a shot in the mouth. it shouldn't be a big deal but after like 3 years if you can't get a little kinky and horny you kinda wanna find greener pastures, ya know?
So u sayin u wnna fuk
yes
tits or gtfo
Can I get in on this? Sounds like you nigger faggots are gonna at least need a camera man.
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Fag Parade
Kinda obscure but...
Q: What's the only kind of wood that doesn't float?
A: Natalie.
Did we just get another Sup Forums relationship?
Congratulations.
hello newfag, now say it with me... "tits or gtfo"
that's not very nice, user (and I wonder how many will get it without googling it)
What's round and hates the jews ?
The entire world
I'm ready
Affirmative action
Doom
Tits or gtfo, roastie.
nigga you drunk
Fagland: The Last Stand of a Straight Man
do we need to reiterate, newfag?
how tf would he blow a load in his bf's mouth if he was female? nigga u drunk
we dont take kindly to fags inhabiting Sup Forums
Sounds like a jimmy carr joke
Beat me to it.
Not with that attitude, jerk.
good one, also im more pointing out that the faggot doesnt have tits
we should send them back to r eddit then. it's a really gay site, so they should like it there
>send them back
wrong!
"Nigga you ain't muh kid. Now get the fuck outa here before I kiss you, orange flavored motherfucka
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Single mother convention?