Tell me your most offensive joke /b

Tell me your most offensive joke /b

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no joke, that should be a fucking game, or a movie at the least

Trips name the game if made

Women's rights

I'll shoot.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?


Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids.

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>How do you want your cotton
>Picked by niggers
>the end.

What did the black father say to his son on his 18th Birthday?

What?

I like my women like I like my cigars, 7 years old and coming from Cuba

>He doesn't get it

There was no father at his 18th birthday dumbass.

I like my woman like I like my champagne, 12 years old and cold

what's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old girl?

watching her break down crying on the witness stand

What do you call that useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman.

It should say a day old aborted fetus.

How do you keep a black man out of your backyard?
You hang one in front.

Why not hang a sign?
>Now hiring

It sure sucks to be in prison son

why the chicken crossed the road?
>To be continued

I like my women like I like my honey, COVERED IN BEES!

What do you call a faggot on rollerskates?

Roll-Aids

faggot on rollerskates

What's the worst thing about fucking five year olds?

Getting the blood out of my clown suit.

That my dick don't fit on his dick

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Why is there cotton in medicine bottles ?

To remind niggers they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers

listen carefully so you don't miss the punchline

clyp.it/pxtxxvzu

Did somebody say bees?

youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

Jimmy.

How do you call your best femmale friend?

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What does a disabled artist eat?


Shit

Why did the musician get arrested?

He played in A minor

9 out 10 people enjoy gang rape

>not 10/10
more feminist lies

Beyonce says "to the left, to the left" because niggers and women shouldn't have any rights.

How do you lose braincells and gain weight?


Go to .reddit

Its twelve years old and laying on a shelf in my basement you fucking walnut

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

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Who the fuck do you think you are faggot?

wat

What do you call a tumblr sjw blogger?
>A transfat

That's the best yall got? /thread

>your most offensive joke
OP isn't a faggot

Saw this one on facebook earlier
Who's the best boxer of all time?
Jim Jones, he knocked out 909 people with one punch

whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of Coke fall out a window.

/ck/ here. a mixture of kool-aid and cyanide technically isn't a punch, user

Fuck off, technicalities don't belong in jokes.

This might interest you:
youtube.com/watch?v=XQ6VZH2qWxE
Might need subtitles for Russian, but the idea is clear enough without

I almost smiled more at /ck/'s comment than your joke, fuckface.

So I was walking through a creepy forest with a 10 year old the other day, she says to me "wow this is really scary!"; I say "yeah tell me about it, I have to walk out of here alone"

Rolling for Fire Island

THANK YOU user. and he is a real fuckface, isn't he

that user is not going to remember when a random user on Sup Forums rolled for the name of a game he may or may not decide to make

I like MY women like I like my whiskey:
Irish,
twelve years old,
and mixed up in coke.

Crack house Photo shoots are a thing since phones have cameras.

youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

What's the difference between a dead baby and a crisp, delicious apple?

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I don't cum on the apple before I eat it. >:)

Not my joke, cockbag. And fuck you for smiling, fagit.

/ck/ here again, bit salty for this thread, m8

>12 year old Irish Whisky

> Miced with Coke


Shiggy Diggy

I happen to enjoy salty foods, buddy.

Whats the best part about havig sex with a 10 year old malaysian girl?

If you roll her on her stomach, it's jut like fucking a 10 year old Malaysian boy.

i wish you were my bf, he never wants to take a shot in the mouth. it shouldn't be a big deal but after like 3 years if you can't get a little kinky and horny you kinda wanna find greener pastures, ya know?

So u sayin u wnna fuk

yes

tits or gtfo

Can I get in on this? Sounds like you nigger faggots are gonna at least need a camera man.

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Fag Parade

Kinda obscure but...

Q: What's the only kind of wood that doesn't float?
A: Natalie.

Did we just get another Sup Forums relationship?
Congratulations.

hello newfag, now say it with me... "tits or gtfo"

that's not very nice, user (and I wonder how many will get it without googling it)

What's round and hates the jews ?


The entire world

I'm ready

Affirmative action

Doom

Tits or gtfo, roastie.

nigga you drunk

Fagland: The Last Stand of a Straight Man

do we need to reiterate, newfag?

how tf would he blow a load in his bf's mouth if he was female? nigga u drunk

we dont take kindly to fags inhabiting Sup Forums

Sounds like a jimmy carr joke

Beat me to it.

Not with that attitude, jerk.

good one, also im more pointing out that the faggot doesnt have tits

we should send them back to r eddit then. it's a really gay site, so they should like it there

>send them back
wrong!

"Nigga you ain't muh kid. Now get the fuck outa here before I kiss you, orange flavored motherfucka

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Single mother convention?