New Celeb thread

New Celeb thread

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More Ari

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Hell yeah

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celeb feet anyone?

no

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thread is shit anyways lol

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ITT: Fags talking like fags to each other because no-friends and genetic dead end foot fetishists.

No one really talked to each other that much this thread, pretty shit thread

Maybe your pretend online friends will be on later.

Don't you just hate it when your mom asks for socks for Christmas?

Why would I hate that? I love giving my parents presents and everyone over that age of 25 knows that socks are an awesome, useful gift.

Wanna talk about your fetish user?

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qt

Younger celebs with a rounder face generally do it for me.

Man I wish I was so simple minded

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Dat tongue

More Emrata please

>top left
>bottom left

Disgusting. You should feel bad for yourself.

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Love lia

Where is Dovebro?

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Well I could carry on with how I'm peculiar with interocular distances, where the center of their teeth are with relation to their smile, head-to-shoulder width ratio (I like a narrow shouldered girl), jawline (shallow), and of course the ol' cheekbone bit, but after amassing nearly 1 TB of fap material, I've loosened my peculiarities.

yup

>I don't like what you like
>grimace.png

F
;_:

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Exactly. That's why you should kill yourself.

I don't want to be that person but holy damn user, you are autistic as fuck

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Huh?

:^)

based choice, bro

:^)

Squirting is so hot god damn

boasting about your stds on youtube makes you a celeb?

>hear the doorbell ring ten times
>open the door to see this little G scout standing on your porch
>she says "hey fatboy, you look like you could use some cookies. get out your wallet, bub"
>wut do?

heeeeeey that's pretty good

youtube.com/watch?v=NfT1XLD51zc

>go into your studio
>see this little G sitting at your keyboard
>she says "hey faggot, i can play you any song, as long as it's by Nickleback"
>wut do?

>all dat squirt

He died?

>i say no.

He's usually asleep at this time.

>be a hobbit, sitting in your house eating cake
>hear someone banging on your front door
>open the door to see this giant G squatting on your porch
>she says "hey little faggot, lemme crawl down into your wine cellar"
>wut do?

>squirt
why can't people just say piss?

i just laugh at her.

b&

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>invite her in.

For what?

I-I d-don't know who this i-is b-but I-I bet granny's breeches she h-has m-many poop slaves, s-servants and t-trolls...

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>be sitting in your house looking through your Maisie folder
>suddenly this little G busts in and says "ow ow user! ow! i REALLY have to go! can i use your bathroom?"
>you ask what number, and she gives you this
>wut do?

Are you telling me you couldn't make Elle squirt?

>invite her in.

>make her wait a little longer
>lock door behind her.

The chunnel i-is n-now open b-boys; who's f-first?....

>be at the 'zza parlor eating pizza
>suddenly this stylish G stands up and says "i love enjoying cheese pizza with you, user!"
>three FBI agents in the next booth all look at you
>wut do?

sure, just give her a few glasses of water

>kick her out when i see that face.

For posting "children"

>be sitting in your living room staring at a loaded pistol
>suddenly this elegant G busts in and says "how about a backjob, user?"
>wut do?

D-Drape a-a faceful o-of m-momma's h-home cooking...

>i'm Maise bitch what you going to do about it.

>elle strip

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"She" was born male. "She" has a penis [spoiler]that I would suck.[/spoiler]

All lies!

Can I ask something Maisie?

Stutterbro

>be sitting on the toilet thinking about the Berenstein Bears
>suddenly this G and her friend Jojo bust in and say "ewwww! you like Maisie user? when god was handing out waifus, were you out back having a smoke or something?"
>wut do?

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Mmm, smells s-so good y-you w-want to vomit out y-your cheer...

>be at this event with G
>she comes up to you and says "user! Dole gives me the runs! can i use your chest for a toilet? ow ow!"
>wut do?

>reposition myself for said backjob..
>realise no one knows what a back job is.
>hope i'm in right position.

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of course.

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>hear someone snorting and laughing
>turn around and see this
>she says "ehehee hay user, look at my hair user, lmao"
>wut do?

not lying

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Is Sophie a dom?

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I mean the reason for banning. No children were posted!