/cum/ vapeman edition
/cum/
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>3 posts too early
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> tfw born too late to settle the New World
> tfw born too early to settle the stars
J*nny shan't take kindly to your skullduggery
Watching anime in adulthood. Shan't be doing that.
why is this meme so excellent
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Whoa, really makes you think...
Canada is a fascist neonazi xenophobe state...
It shouldn't be encouraged it should be mandatory.
how do i get into an american college if i have shitty high school grades
be a minority
do better
pretty disgusting Tbh
anti-multiculturalism should be rising the days
Get a two year degree and transfer if that's an option for you.
Go to community college or get great SAT/ACT scores to compensate
these***
pretend to be native american or black
Become transgender and identify as some sort of persecuted person. Conversion to Judaism will help as well.
Would my dick be more enticing to Canadians if I poured maple syrup on it?
Yes
where does one buy a gf
i am now ANTI AUTHORITARIAN you are on watch
Chicanos > mexiasquerosos
t. CHI
CHI
>Kansas City
>in Missouri
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* shits in your breakfast cereal *
me on the right
*eats your breakfast cereal*
just coughed up a bunch of blood in the library sink and left it there
>6' and 5'11
nerd
nice birthing hips
have fun being a skinny lanklet while my height allows me to get maximun gains and attain an ideal physique
whatdiddya do that for fucken punk
cute british girls
>マンコ
agreed
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Show aptitude in bullying people smarter than you and they can make you an example of success just to fuck with that smarter person they would rather have.
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EYO
agreed
So I just sent my tinder gf a bunch of memes and a pic of my dick and she responded by just sending me a pic of her forehead
What did she mean by this?
I could eat pico and drink green salsa for the rest of my life and me okay with it.
seems like you understand normalfag communication better than we do bud
Stop posting my gf
i don't get it, why shouldn't i like this guy
I'm not your gf
Idk about that
I just spammed vapeman at her after we matched on tinder (dont have pics of me in my profile) and then she gave me her snapchat and here I am
I think our most autistic post just got here
Yours?
durka durka jihad
We need to bring vapeman back
vapeman will live on forever in our hearts
WHERE IS EVERYONE
Vapeman fugged baja chen and created bebi?
>hear really funny joke
>laugh really hard
>get boner
Does this only happen to me?
rate me /cum/?
>think sexy thought
>so sexy
>get boner
Is this situation unique to me?
Yes. I've never even heard of this until now.
I read this in an Indian accent
where am I
You are in the United States of America user!
>webcam photo
I can't tell
>footkraut brainwashed my fellow /cum/rades into spamming feet even while he's gone
It's over
homeless muslim
in my arms
SUMMONING JUTSU, /cum/ STYLE!
I don't like footkraut. Not because he posts feet (feet are sexy), but because he likes nasty yellow women.
This guy near me is wearing a straight outta palestine shirt which shows a map of greater Palestine on it
Report him to the CIA.
Asian women are objectively superior though
what the fuck is wrong with me
Why are women allowed to vote
You keep your beard neat; do something with that hair. Consider a haircut that will help cover up the pattern baldness
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>tfw can't drop my russian class at a CC eventhough my dad didn't pay a penny and it came out of my college fund and I offered him money in return to drop it
JUST FUCK ME UP SENPAI
get yourself a straight outta antioch shirt which shows a map of the greater Kingdom of Jerusalem
I have an immense dislike of Jews
>search for ''Radical islamic terrorist'' on google images
>get politicians, news reporters and presenters talking, terrorists with news watermarks and logos and Donal Trump
>Search for Islamic terrorists''
>get only terrorists
finish Russian you fag
no idea honestly
ðey should have to get married to have ðe right to vote
>learning commie
True
They're just voting to make the state their husband currently. Sad
the Principality of Antioch and the Kingdom of Jerusalem were Crusader states (i.e. Christian) you absolute tosser
I'm not Christian
it is making me suicidal and I fucking hate it, I already speak two other languages
лoл, you love it.
could be much worse, you could be forced to learn a sand nigger language, a nigger language, or an asian language.
so you'll know more languages. that's good.
languages can look good on resumes too.
Good evening, /cum/
This probably would be a good theory about a TV show that doesn't exist.
I don't know.
Tried to make out with a girl but failed horribly
Talked to her on the phone and said sorry she said it's okay don't worry
Can i recover from this or an hero
Call him a Nazi and ask why he hates Jews.
did you work today?
i would never talk to her again
rate
Thanks for the reply