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/cum/ vapeman edition

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>3 posts too early

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> tfw born too late to settle the New World
> tfw born too early to settle the stars

J*nny shan't take kindly to your skullduggery

Watching anime in adulthood. Shan't be doing that.

why is this meme so excellent

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Whoa, really makes you think...

Canada is a fascist neonazi xenophobe state...

It shouldn't be encouraged it should be mandatory.

how do i get into an american college if i have shitty high school grades

be a minority

do better

pretty disgusting Tbh
anti-multiculturalism should be rising the days

Get a two year degree and transfer if that's an option for you.

Go to community college or get great SAT/ACT scores to compensate

these***

pretend to be native american or black

Become transgender and identify as some sort of persecuted person. Conversion to Judaism will help as well.

Would my dick be more enticing to Canadians if I poured maple syrup on it?

Yes

where does one buy a gf

i am now ANTI AUTHORITARIAN you are on watch

Chicanos > mexiasquerosos

t. CHI

CHI

>Kansas City
>in Missouri

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* shits in your breakfast cereal *

me on the right

*eats your breakfast cereal*

just coughed up a bunch of blood in the library sink and left it there

>6' and 5'11

nerd

nice birthing hips

have fun being a skinny lanklet while my height allows me to get maximun gains and attain an ideal physique

whatdiddya do that for fucken punk

cute british girls

>マンコ

agreed

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Show aptitude in bullying people smarter than you and they can make you an example of success just to fuck with that smarter person they would rather have.

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EYO

agreed

So I just sent my tinder gf a bunch of memes and a pic of my dick and she responded by just sending me a pic of her forehead

What did she mean by this?

I could eat pico and drink green salsa for the rest of my life and me okay with it.

seems like you understand normalfag communication better than we do bud

Stop posting my gf

i don't get it, why shouldn't i like this guy

I'm not your gf

Idk about that
I just spammed vapeman at her after we matched on tinder (dont have pics of me in my profile) and then she gave me her snapchat and here I am

I think our most autistic post just got here

Yours?

durka durka jihad

We need to bring vapeman back

vapeman will live on forever in our hearts

WHERE IS EVERYONE

Vapeman fugged baja chen and created bebi?

>hear really funny joke
>laugh really hard
>get boner

Does this only happen to me?

rate me /cum/?

>think sexy thought
>so sexy
>get boner

Is this situation unique to me?

Yes. I've never even heard of this until now.

I read this in an Indian accent

where am I

You are in the United States of America user!

>webcam photo

I can't tell

>footkraut brainwashed my fellow /cum/rades into spamming feet even while he's gone
It's over

homeless muslim

in my arms

SUMMONING JUTSU, /cum/ STYLE!

I don't like footkraut. Not because he posts feet (feet are sexy), but because he likes nasty yellow women.

This guy near me is wearing a straight outta palestine shirt which shows a map of greater Palestine on it

Report him to the CIA.

Asian women are objectively superior though

what the fuck is wrong with me

Why are women allowed to vote

You keep your beard neat; do something with that hair. Consider a haircut that will help cover up the pattern baldness

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>tfw can't drop my russian class at a CC eventhough my dad didn't pay a penny and it came out of my college fund and I offered him money in return to drop it
JUST FUCK ME UP SENPAI

get yourself a straight outta antioch shirt which shows a map of the greater Kingdom of Jerusalem

I have an immense dislike of Jews

>search for ''Radical islamic terrorist'' on google images
>get politicians, news reporters and presenters talking, terrorists with news watermarks and logos and Donal Trump

>Search for Islamic terrorists''
>get only terrorists

finish Russian you fag

no idea honestly
ðey should have to get married to have ðe right to vote

>learning commie

True
They're just voting to make the state their husband currently. Sad

the Principality of Antioch and the Kingdom of Jerusalem were Crusader states (i.e. Christian) you absolute tosser

I'm not Christian

it is making me suicidal and I fucking hate it, I already speak two other languages

лoл, you love it.

could be much worse, you could be forced to learn a sand nigger language, a nigger language, or an asian language.

so you'll know more languages. that's good.

languages can look good on resumes too.

Good evening, /cum/

This probably would be a good theory about a TV show that doesn't exist.

I don't know.

Tried to make out with a girl but failed horribly

Talked to her on the phone and said sorry she said it's okay don't worry

Can i recover from this or an hero

Call him a Nazi and ask why he hates Jews.

did you work today?

i would never talk to her again

rate

Thanks for the reply