I wish I was American

I wish I was American.

Come here, I will marry you and you can be American. I don't care if you are boy or grill.

How bad do you wish?

I wish I was Han Chinese

Fuck off were full

I wish I was Portuguese

I'm not a homo
rude

I wish I was Finnish so I could be neet

I wish I was Lietchensteinese

I wish I was polish

I wish I was a cat.

Why?

You'd make a prime Swedish pussy

this desu. just eat and sleep all day and live the comfy life

And they can do differential equations all day long without having to worry about money or social status or any other silly human invention.

And if they fuck up they always look cute no matter what.

I wish I was Finnish.

If you're wealthy you can become one.
If you're not, you're better off being Finish.

I wish I was not so fucking poor.

>And if they fuck up they always look cute no matter what.
You mean like Finns ?

I think all foreigners are Ameriboos or at least become ameriboos after being exposed to America. Especially if they get the privilege of visiting America. America is not very pretty all the time, but even then, foreigners seem to love this country. Even in my terrible, irrelevant city, foreigners love it here.

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your life would just be the same or worse

It's pretty based here in complete Honest Tea

>tfw cats are literally NEETs

>cant even beat vietnamese farmers

kek

Me too tbqhwyfam, but shh don't tell /lat/

I wish I was rich.
I'll die trying to be rich.

That's Differential Equations by Blanchard, correct?

(´・ω・｀)

i wish i was sandwich

Me too.

Frenchies can be honorary americans

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I wish America fell down some stairs and ended up paraplegic.

yep, but the difference no one blames them and they get away with it.

I actually don't know. I just grabbed the first cat I could find who had a pencil and math symbols.

I wish I was dead

I guess you could say you GRABBED MATH BUY THE PUSSY. Hah, there's no way in hell he will come back after this, is there?

Having paid for pushay pretty much kills the utopian scandi sociopolitical illusion we were aiming for, yes.

How can you genuinely wish to be a part of a country that voted a retarded oompa loompa to be their leader? All cunts have problems with their leaders but trump sets the bar so low it's literally just on the ground.

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This.

>a fucking leaf

every goddamn time

Actually they got that part totally right. Totally love the wicked humour.

>wicked humour.
But he's not pretending to be retarded, he really is just this stupid.

USA is literally the same with switzerland.
I want to kill myself desu

I wish I wasn't Indian

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fucking Sup Forums

I like being from New Zealand :)

nobody can

they are tougher than afghans

I wish I was Bolivian. Alpacas are so awesome

An hiro didn't pay the bills

what a fag lol