what is this purple shit on my dick
What is this purple shit on my dick
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Ingrown hair. I suggest you squeeze the hell out of it.
Video and post
superaids. better cut it off.
WTF DUDE THAT SI A FUKCING INSECTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Sifilis
why your dick look like an uncooked chicken wing
Cut it open and investigate the insides.
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Looks like a tick buried underneath the skin. Possibly scabies.
tick in a dick
Amputation is your only effective option.
You can't amputate a dick, they're too mighty
hurts when i squeeze it
Time to pop it, OP
go to the doctor user doesn't look like we have a fucking clue what we're talking about.
Just pierce it with a needle. Your mom will have one. Don't tell her what you use it for or she'll get mad at me
You gotta freeze that shit right off. Apply ice constantly. It'll hurt for a little but eventually it'll go dumb and the swelling will decrease.
This is the only logical answer, freeze your dick then stick it with a needle
user knows what they're talking about trust me
its grape jelly.
That's a fucking cyst you idiot
Better get the whole sac if it actually pops
Pop it and post results.
no need to remove the balls just cause of a cyst
>Fucking Dumb Dindu
i shit you not i had the same thing last year , in my case it was a side effect of a std i had, which was Chlamydia. i was treated and it went away in a few days DO NOT POP IT OR FREEZE IT it becomes worser , dont be ashamed to get it checked out by a docter thats what they are there for i was shy at first but you just gotta deal with it. your only gonna see that doctor once so dont stress
youre gona have to make an opening so it can come out.
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trips and i will do it
do it then come on
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Do it fag
do it
Go to the pharmacy and get a small syringe, a small bandaid (the kind they give you when they draw your blood), some topical anesthesia (lidocaine).
Clean the area with alcohol, apply the lidocaine, and open up your syringe. Push the pump until it bottoms out. Insert the syringe at a 45ยบ angle into the purple stuff, but only skin deep. Pull back on the syringe pump until the purple stuff on your dick clears out. Take a picture and post it and tell us what it is.
I think it's blood with maybe some pus, but I could be wrong.
The rust dude. Sweet std AND blood poisoning.
Also roll
Op wont deliver today
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he needs to freeze it and cut it off
HIT ME JOHNY
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don't. poke it with a needle and dig with tweezers, it's just an ingrown hair.
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I'm not gay but that dick is cute.
WITH THOSE DIRTY ASS SCISSORS TOO LOL
Prepare for the cripple and make it triple!
Do it pussy
you can pickup netbooks running intel gma 950 for next to nothing these day
here is a full list of every game that will run on it
youtube.com
> it becomes worser
>becomes worser
>worser
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do it
also, are those self trips?
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>those grungy ass scissors
somebody already got trips man now man up you knew what you were getting into
OP TRIPPED HIMSELF
DO IT FAGGET
do it
Roll
Do it pussy
Do it op
here have trips too
^
DUBS PLUS DUBS = QUADS OP
WE WANT BLOOD FAGGOT
DO IT OP!
re roll
roll for member dick
jackass
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Can't tell if bait or if you don't know what a cyst is
DO IT OP
if that's your dick, just cut it off or kill yourself. You poor thing
AHHHH
do it\\
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grab a razor or some gay shit like that and cut it first
SLICE THE SCHLONG
hi im user and welcome to Sup Forums
DO IT
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do ittttttt nigger
Make sure to put it in your mouth after removal
trips
do it
rolling
OP TRIPPED HIMSELF
FUCKING DO IT ALREADY OR GET DOXED
just let it be... it will disappear completely in a couple of weeks
Do it nigger
Reroll
rolling
CALL *!*!y93658
fell over a branch and tripped
Don't cut it off
Do this:
trips now faggottttttt
ayyy
mmm
Trips.
you're fucking nasty. that limp dick is fucking disgusting.
Gimme dem digits
damn it fago
Do it
That's not trips u retard
do it