What is this purple shit on my dick

what is this purple shit on my dick

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Ingrown hair. I suggest you squeeze the hell out of it.

Video and post

superaids. better cut it off.

WTF DUDE THAT SI A FUKCING INSECTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Sifilis

why your dick look like an uncooked chicken wing

Cut it open and investigate the insides.

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Looks like a tick buried underneath the skin. Possibly scabies.

tick in a dick

Amputation is your only effective option.

You can't amputate a dick, they're too mighty

hurts when i squeeze it

Time to pop it, OP

go to the doctor user doesn't look like we have a fucking clue what we're talking about.

Just pierce it with a needle. Your mom will have one. Don't tell her what you use it for or she'll get mad at me

You gotta freeze that shit right off. Apply ice constantly. It'll hurt for a little but eventually it'll go dumb and the swelling will decrease.

This is the only logical answer, freeze your dick then stick it with a needle

user knows what they're talking about trust me

its grape jelly.

That's a fucking cyst you idiot
Better get the whole sac if it actually pops

Pop it and post results.

no need to remove the balls just cause of a cyst
>Fucking Dumb Dindu

i shit you not i had the same thing last year , in my case it was a side effect of a std i had, which was Chlamydia. i was treated and it went away in a few days DO NOT POP IT OR FREEZE IT it becomes worser , dont be ashamed to get it checked out by a docter thats what they are there for i was shy at first but you just gotta deal with it. your only gonna see that doctor once so dont stress

youre gona have to make an opening so it can come out.

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trips and i will do it

do it then come on

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Do it fag

do it

Go to the pharmacy and get a small syringe, a small bandaid (the kind they give you when they draw your blood), some topical anesthesia (lidocaine).

Clean the area with alcohol, apply the lidocaine, and open up your syringe. Push the pump until it bottoms out. Insert the syringe at a 45ยบ angle into the purple stuff, but only skin deep. Pull back on the syringe pump until the purple stuff on your dick clears out. Take a picture and post it and tell us what it is.

I think it's blood with maybe some pus, but I could be wrong.

The rust dude. Sweet std AND blood poisoning.
Also roll

Op wont deliver today

you can pickup netbooks running intel gma 950 for next to nothing these day

here is a full list of every game that will run on it
youtube.com/watch?v=xMy8ZNYEj6c

he needs to freeze it and cut it off

HIT ME JOHNY

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don't. poke it with a needle and dig with tweezers, it's just an ingrown hair.

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I'm not gay but that dick is cute.

WITH THOSE DIRTY ASS SCISSORS TOO LOL

Prepare for the cripple and make it triple!

Do it pussy

you can pickup netbooks running intel gma 950 for next to nothing these day

here is a full list of every game that will run on it
youtube.com/watch?v=xMy8ZNYEj6c

> it becomes worser
>becomes worser
>worser

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do it

also, are those self trips?

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>those grungy ass scissors

somebody already got trips man now man up you knew what you were getting into

OP TRIPPED HIMSELF

DO IT FAGGET

do it

Roll

Do it pussy

Do it op

here have trips too

^

DUBS PLUS DUBS = QUADS OP

WE WANT BLOOD FAGGOT

DO IT OP!

re roll

roll for member dick

jackass

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Can't tell if bait or if you don't know what a cyst is

DO IT OP

if that's your dick, just cut it off or kill yourself. You poor thing

AHHHH

do it\\

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grab a razor or some gay shit like that and cut it first

SLICE THE SCHLONG

hi im user and welcome to Sup Forums

DO IT

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do ittttttt nigger

Make sure to put it in your mouth after removal

trips

do it

rolling

OP TRIPPED HIMSELF

FUCKING DO IT ALREADY OR GET DOXED

just let it be... it will disappear completely in a couple of weeks

Do it nigger

Reroll

rolling

CALL *!*!y93658

fell over a branch and tripped

Don't cut it off

Do this:

trips now faggottttttt

ayyy

mmm

Trips.

you're fucking nasty. that limp dick is fucking disgusting.

Gimme dem digits

damn it fago

Do it

That's not trips u retard

do it