Anyone ever hooked up using Tinder/kik/RAOB/PoF/etc?

Anyone ever hooked up using Tinder/kik/RAOB/PoF/etc?

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Yeap. Once using skout. Got a free BJ at a motel and she paid for everything.

It doesn't work. I tried for too long to nail one bitch. Most of them just want to chat. Boring

Of course not you moron.

Do you think the world is full of women who can't wait to taste your disgusting cock? Please.

talking to them is way too much work

what the fuck is up with the shirt that girl is wearing.

Well, sorta.
I mean, yes, I find the whole idea of sucking a cock to be not only grossly repugnant but downright bizarre, however, I also feel that way about caressing a man's body and.or letting him stick anything into any bodily orifice I have, yet I am reliably informed that most women will not only let a man do so but downright like it, and I have actually had that happen to my own self in living fact.

To put it another way I don't understand gays at all as I can't see how WOMEN like men, let alone other men.

But they do (and we love them for it)

It's like those "baby t's" it's about 3 sizes too small, so she seems to be busting out of it. Plus she's got the tits and ass of a goddess

Raob and pof ??

clearly youve never used the internet to have anonymous sex

Its what i do 24/7 just dont know what these are
would appreciate it if u told me lol

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yeah, this summer. we matched and talked for a while before I went over to hang out. We ended up fucking/playing gamecube throughout the summer.

I got my babymama to find a chick on tinder and have a 3some .. it was super intense to bang out a stranger with my girl .. tryed to keep it going more than the one day we smashed out like 5 times but my old lady got a little jealous and put a stop to the fun ..

Hooked up on fb a lot back in the day. They had an app called are you interested. Was fucking cake. Got some POF tail too.

Married now, man I do miss it though

I've hooked up BECAUSE of tinder, but not using it. Not sure if that counts.

Started on tinder couple weeks ago.
Earlier today girl offered to uber me out to Baltimore to smash.

I've smashed multiple women on POF and OkCupid; it's cool. It is hard work though.

Yeah. Lots o desperate, bigger or 5/10 girls on POF. If you tell em you don't want a hook up, and are looking for a relationship, and are half way decent person when you meet them, they will put out. Every fucking time.

Doesn't that lead to them stalking you afterwards?

pof is plenty of fish. raob...idk.

Yeah but it's easy to see them coming and they can't really hide anywhere.

I got a weekend smash beast that lasted a couple of months out of PoF,

... fat 5/10's? Not too appealing.

It has on several occasions. May be cruel, but it's kinda fun fucking with them. Plus, if you need to get laid, they are willing to put out to keep you around.

Big girls give fantastic head, and it's a shit load easier than tryin the bar scene, and a shit load safer than craigslist.

Hooked up 4x using okcupid and meetme locates girls near you on the app age filter, casual sex filter on okc check that shit son, introduced my friend to it and he banged 5+ in two weeks, just don't be ugly guy

You guys bother using kik to communicate or do you give out your real info?

Iv fucked girls on POF and badoo
meet a couple of girls on tinder but it didn't work out
1st girl on pof
>using site for weeks
>still no meet up
>find this girl who seemed pretty ok, a bit chubby
>meet up with her after a bit of convo
>she was a 250+ lbs WHALE
>decide, what the hell and continue talking with her
>buy a pitcher at bar, everyone is looking as me like wtf dude
>people staring at us while we walk the streets
on 2nd time meeting
>meet at my place
>I offer her a beer
>we drink 1st beer and we start making out
>we get naked
>start fucking her

one of the tightest pussies Iv ever had the pleasure fucking
>there's a putrid smell coming from her rear end
>its her vag and BO
>cum but every time we fucked after that there would be a nasty smell

kept her as a fuck friend for 3-4 months

Met a few of Facebook, always headcases. Some decent fucks though. Met one girl of tinder. Paid for dinner. Walked her o taxi and never heard from her again. Clearly went well. The trick is to try and keep answers as short and blunt/funny as possible until they open up. If you can get past that fucking tightrope you can deffo bang them. Don't open with an opener, just say 'hey! How are you keeping?' And take it from there. Only assholes open with a fucking shit chat up line so don't be that dick

meme

Ask me anything

You are gross. But fair play to you sir

now for girl on badoo
>start talking to girl a few years younger than me
>she seems young, dumb and naive
>eventually agrees to meet up
>I was a total dick to her
>meet up with her at bar
>drink pitcher and stay for 30 mins
>we leave and go back to my place
>we smoke up and keep drinking
>fucked her in less than 1h of meeting her
>made that 19y old squeal like a pig from fucking her so hard
>we both came buckets
and 4 years later and im STILL fucking her every week

now for the 3rd girl
badoo again
>haven't used badoo in years at this point
>install it again and make profile
>nothing for weeks
>I see this pretty cute asian chick
>start to msg her
>at first she didn;t respond
>msg her again
>now she responds
>we meet up
my usual routine...
im sure you can see where this is going
>bring her to bar, order pitcher
>yadayadayda
>bring her back to my place
and then...then...

NOTHING happened
we played on my wii
I did good because
>turns out she was a virgin
>would not of fucked me that night even if I tried
>ended up losing her virginity to me 3 months later

and now she's my current gf

whenever i get matches im too beta to say anything

how do you guys meet those whoreish girls on tinder? every bitch i talked to is some not down to suck my dick right now whore or looks gross

dead ass on time i met up with this tinder chick at chipotle and got her back to my apartment and netflixed and chilled with some drink. Shits start poppin off and i get whisky dick and i'm super fucking embarrassed and we just start talking naked in my bed and she starts telling me about this time that she started bleeding outta her vagina (not on her period) when she had sex. Then I get a good ol' boner and we start fuckin and i shit you not, it was like the fucking shining. Blood starts flooding outta her pussy and she left.

this
how the fuck do you start a good conversation?
just something kind of cocky like "so are we official now?"

>please respond successful lads

Aren't most of the profiles on badoo fake?

>me, 25, m
>anti social, want to get laid
>tinder
>worked out pretty well, get laid few times a month
>match with 45 yo.
>smokin body
>heres my chance to bang a milf
>invite her over
>gives me head
>she says no sex
>takes a while to persuade her
>she says we need protection
>i say fuck you ill pull out
>claims she hasnt had sex in 3 years
>pussy was super tight
>she cumming like crazy
>so hot
>cum on her chest and she rubs it in like lotion
>kick her out

>2 weeks later
>cock is covered in boils
>itchy as fuck

now i have genital herpes for life. I'm honestly considering killing myself cause ill never have a GF again or have kids

wear a condom

Yes, do that.

>Has anyone ever has sex
>P-please tell me about it, please?

ok, inb4 i fuck up this match I just got

Most? yeah maybe
you can tell which are fake and real
real ones have
>something activated
>either facebook or google or verified by phone #
just go on the bottom of each of their page and you should find out which ones are real or not

the ones who arent real only have 1 or two things activated

are their almonds activated though?

>cock is covered in boils
>itchy as fuck
that;s probably not herpes
herpes dont itch, they burn
also it doesnt cause boils

take this from someone who was ACTUALLY diagnosed with herpes from a doctor.

also herpes isnt a big deal, it goes away (at least for me) it only appeared once and faded away. yes i know its dormant.
i still fuck girls bareback without telling them

and honestly they shouldn't catch anything unless im having a breakout

My buddy uses tinder a lot and pulls girls all the time. Probably helps that he's 6'5 and looks like Clark Kent. I used it once when my girlfriend broke up with me, met some asian bitch at the Hilton for a drink. Ended up fucking her despite the date being terrible. She said I could fuck her all weekend if i paid for her room. So essentially I railed a hooker. Wasn't the first time and won't be the last. Wonder when my girl will leave me for good.

That aint right dude. Should be a fucking law against this.

herpes dude here

I did get tested, my blood test came positive for 1 (cold sores etc..) and my swab came positive for type 2.
just didnt feel like going into detail in the short version.

and i feel you man, i havent had sex since, but i plan on spreading the disease becuase i fucking hate women

Don't play the waiting game bro. Letting your gf drive your life and emotions is fucking shitty.
Ask her what she wants, make YOUR decision on how the relationship should progress, if at all.

i used POF for a while and only found landwhales, one girl that was actually decent stood me up. met my actual girlfriend here on Sup Forums surprisingly enough 2 years ago

>law
lol you americans and your laws everywhere
fucking ridiculous

wait until your outbreak dies down
anyways sex now would only hurt your junk
take meds for it (valium?,. i forgot the name for it)

out of the 6 girls iv fucked since I caught it
not 1 of them have told me that they got it

Lol she's an incredible woman and I'm a piece of shit. Beneath it all I'm all right, I just fuck up way to much. When you instigate fight while on vacation in Paris and wake up with another girl with thousands of dollars spent on alcohol and blow you tend to be asking for a breakup.

the medicine i took was called Valtrex. thats probably what you took.

did you have unprotected sex with any of those girls? it sucks cause im at the age now where i want to settle down with someone but now im basically fucked.

Well if its your money then fuck it, you're not married. As for the girl, good effort.

perfect description of POF

im drunk

Valtrex, thats it alright

>did you have unprotected sex with any of those girls?
yeah all of them, I never use condoms
in fact iv been fucking this girl for 4 years straight and she never caught anything (or at least never caught an outbreak)

youre not fucked
I get it, youre still in shock
truth is that american put a lot of emphasis on herpes, its on the fucking commericals and shit

this is the drug industry trying to fool you, they wanna make it seem like some horrible disease that never goes away, that you ABSOLUTELY need to keep taking valtrex or it never goes away (the magical blue pill)

its bullshit, dont fall for it
stop taking valtrex after the initial outburst
trust me on this, youre just wasting your money

i told my other doctor i had herpes, he just said
"eventually everyone will have it...I have it too...most people have it and dont even realize it"

I felt like I got fucked over too when I got the news, but in the end its just a big hoax to get you hooked on buying meds.

herpes has existed for as long as humanity has and nobody made a big fuzz about it till recently

Have before and am about to again.

>be me
>match w/ 18 y/o qt
>message

She is now coming over

>be me 3 years ago, 17 year old virgin
>hear virgin friends bragging how they got pussy from tinder
>know i'm way more alpha than they are, so i gotta do this too
>no FB (sperglord pretty much), so i create a fake profile
>start out with fake pics, fake name, etc.
>swipe everyone right, get tons of matches with pictures of a sick kunt, brah, fuuaarkk
>practice talking to girls, mainly just fucking around
>after a few days feel comfortable enough talking to them
>decide it's time
>delete my fake profile and create a real one
>not a fuccboi/alpha/anything, so i only get few matches a day
>talk to some girls
>even end up going to a date (with a 6/10) where i ended up spilling spaghetti everywhere
>ended up with no pussy and an awkward goodbye
>ego got hit pretty bad
>forget about the app
>about a week goes by, it's friday
>think about what my friends are doing
>remember them bragging about getting pussy, while i'm still a virginfag
>decide to get drunk alone (pretty sad, i know)
>don't know why, but decide to launch tinder and start swiping right, once again
>i think i was watching dbz while swiping, didn't even look at the phone
>after gohan finished meditating with supreme kai, i look down at my phone
>it's a match!
>7/10 redhead (actually, max 6.5/10, but i was seriously drunk at this point)
>bitch hits me with a "Hii :D"
>motherfucker, that's the first time a girl has started a tinder conversation with me
>drunkenly decide to man the fuck up and solemnly vow to myself to get that pussy
>hit that bitch with drunken smooth talk and a few cheesy punchlines with the aim to make her laugh
>bitch sending smileys left and right
>i can feel her pussy getting wet
>don't know where i found the courage, but decide to ask her number
>nigga gives it to me
>at this point my dick is rock hard, and gohan is beating the shit out of majin buu

Interesting. Youre right about the valtrex, i took it for my initial outbreak and it cleared 80% of it,

i went back for more medicine and the doctor told me i was wasting my time and my immune system needed to just kick in and heal itself.

yeah im still in shock, and it sucks, but im slowly starting to just not care and my stress levels are going down. Im really dreading the day i have to admit to my group of friends i have herpes, nobody is going to want anything to do with me

>i have to admit
dude wtf
why would you HAVE to admit anything?
keep that shit to yourself

if you tell everyone youll be known as herpe-dick

>pause the video and and drunkenly think to myself i have two choices:
>a) fap, delete tinder and that bitch's number, and go to sleep like nothing happened, proceed with virgin life
>b) man the fuck up, and finally get some pussy
>chose option b), because why not

>bitch (let's call her A) immediately responds to my "yo i'm getting drunk with my buddies, but im gonna bail. wanna meet up?"
>"haha yea :)"
>stand up form my computer chair, and turn to my mirror
>look up from my phone into my reflection's eyes
>say quietly to myself
>"what's the worst thing that could happen.."
>start getting ready to meet A at the bar

>we end up drinking and chatting at the table until closing time
>have more fun than i've ever had in my entire life
>in my drunken mind, she's perfect
>red hair, nice tiddies, OK face, smart enough to talk with, and we're very much on the same page in general (humor, etc)
>after the barkeeper pretty much drags us out, we decide to sit in a taxi that was waiting outside
>she can see my spaghetti dripping when i don't invite her to my place, so she immediately invites me to her's
>i thank the heavens that i found a chick who can see past my sperginess, and agree whole heartedly
>during the cab ride we talk about deep shit and she's practically sitting on my lap
>i pay for the cab, and we slowly walk to her place
>at this point im basically in love

>she invites me in, and we decide to down a few more beers while chatting (took it slow because autism)
>sitting on the sofa, giggling, all that good shit
>out of nowhere A kisses me
>"motherfucker" i think to myself
>i say we should go to the bedroom and she practically runs there
>jumps in bed and looks at me seductively
>feel my heart racing, but am drunk and horny so don't give a fuck
>undress and do the do
>end up passing out next to her, the last thing i can remember was me grabbing her tit
>everything was perfect

calling bullshit
17y old
>in a bar

yeah ok there faggot

ending made me lol

Fucked an asian girl in Montreal I met on Tinder...3 weeks later some user posted a pic here on 4chin saying he wanted to fuck his cousin and it was her. Her pussy was pretty fuckin good, I hope he manages to score with her.

Sup Forums love story. Now.

>next morning, we chat for a few minutes while i dress up and leave
>she says she had so much fun, and that she wants to meet me again
>suggests we go on a date tomorrow
>agree with the force of a thousand suns
>get a quick kiss before i leave
>take the bus home, and think i've found the one (lol)
>treat my hangover the best i can, and prepare for tomorrow

>the next day comes around, and we go to a cafe/bookshop/thingy
>get to know eachother a bit more
>she tells me she likes books and studying
>she's not a nerd by any means
>in school she would've definitely been one of the "popular" girls
>dresses a little bit slutty, and has dem tiddies
>me, i like vidya and dbz
>we don't have too much of the same interests, but we still enjoy listening to eachother
>i like hearing about her studies
>she likes hearing about my empty life

>after about 2 hours she says she has to go, but that i should come over and watch a movie tonight
>agree, because i literally never have any plans anyway, plus i was pretty sure that "movie" meant "fucking"

>after the date, i go to my friends house
>a few more friends came over, and we played vidya
>at some point i start hinting at getting rid of my V-card
>friends congratulate and we decide to drink a few beers, share stories, etc
>shit was great. felt like a man, and everyone (im pretty sure) had lost their virginities too

>A texts me and says i should come over in an hour
>all my niggas highfiving me and calling me alpha
>awe yuss
>again, down a few more beers (just to make sure not to spill too much spaghetti)
>and go to her place

I like messing with girls sometimes

>Find a match
>Biracial girl, not too hot
>Set up a date with her
>Say we're going to the zoo
>She arrives, I'm still at home
>She asks where I am
>I say I'm at the monkey exhibit
>She gets to the monkey exhibit and asks where I really am
>Tell her I'm a monkey
>Ignore all texts after

You aren't catfishman, so don't act like him.

I used to use dating sites quite a lot on my mid to late 20s. Whilst i'm not the skinniest guy in the world i know how to talk to woman and what they want to hear. notable experiences:

1: Made a 19 year old single mother of 1 fall in love with me at which point i broke up with her on christmas eve.

2: Dated a hairdresser who who had a boyfriend but was incredibly unhappy. She broke up with him with over the phone whilst she was in my bedroom ready to sleep with me.

3: I hooked up with a 44 year old secretary who lived in Camden. she wanted to be wined and dined and swept of her feet. i made a ton of promises that i never kept after i slept with her.

4: I met a crazy girl on POF who was a supervisor at mcdonalds. i was quite lucky that she didn't drive and i lived about 35 miles away. she was fucking mental, but she fucked liked a pornstar.

5: Had brief relationship with a legal secretary. She gave me head the first night i met her and then it progressed into this on/off 18 month thing. i eventually stopped calling and texting. i got a really long email from her about how i'd ruined her life. i still feel pretty bad about that one. she was a nice girl.

6: i met my wife and been with her ever since. life's crazy but you gotta take risks.

>stolen directly from Catfishman
go to bed

You ever get the feeling that that shit's going to come back to haunt you?

fuck if this user get haunted I'm really screwed....

Not like ghosts and shit, but one of the girls he fucked over in the past comes back looking for vengeance.
Or it turns out his wife is a gold-digging bitch.

>at her place, we watch a movie (90% sure it was mindhunters)
>she really likes the movie, so i only get a little bit of spooning while its running
>i don't really give a shit about the movie, but end up watching it in hopes of getting that pussy again afterwards
>at about an hour into the movie, she gets a text
>i didn't even really notice it at the time, but now that i think back, she tensed up at that point
>she pauses the movie after getting another text message
>says she needs to call someone, and goes to the bathroom

>i'm buzzed from the few beers before (plus i think i drank a few more at her place)
>and on top of that, bored out of my mind
>don't really give a shit about her phone calls or texts
>after like 5 minutes, she comes out of the bathroom and says that her friend got too drunk and she needs a place to crash in
>she says i need to leave asap, and apologizes for the whole mess
>i start to feel like there's something more to this (mostly because she said i have to leave immediately)
>try talking about it a bit
>she starts getting frustrated and raises her voice, telling me to leave now
>i say fine (thinking "bitches be crazy"), and start walking towards the door

>doorbell rings
>i go to open the door
>should've gotten on the floor, but not because of a dinosaur
>there was a dude standing at the door (who i later found out to be russian)
>asks who the fuck i am and what the fuck i was doing at her girlfriends house
>my drunken mind is a bit slow, and by the time i hear the word "girlfriends", he has already punched me
>i fall to the ground, and he starts beating the shit out of me
>pass out with the dude still pounding my face
>wake up with my hands, legs, and mouth tied up in the trunk of a running car
>close eyes, start quietly praying that i'd wake up
>no such luck
>after what feels like hours, the car stops and the trunk is opened

And the hood?

Tinder.

>met up with chick at a bar
>had about 2 drinks
>she insisted on splitting the bill
>left bar and said "wanna go back to your place?"
>went to her place
>smashed pussy like an Idaho potato
>went home
>see FB req. Ok I guess I'll add her
>holy shit she posts a lot of stuff about women's rights and politics.
That's about it. Honestly not the best use of time

met a few but didn't fuck them because i'm not good looking for DTF women.

oh shit nigga

that's what I'm saying as well user, I've been a huge asshole throughout my life...I'm hoping it doesn't come back on me

I've been an asshole too, but I made sure they didn't know who I was.

>the guy from before drags me out on the ground
>it's night time, i don't recognize where i am, and i'm starting to cry a bit
>unties the rag from my mouth so i can talk
>starts raging on about how i've really fucked up
>says he's got ties to russian mafia and shit
>says he's gonna kill me like a dog
>has a friend with him, holding some weapon (baseball bat or crowbar or something)
>asks how the fuck i dare to rape his gf (wtf?)
>try to explain the situation with tinder and all, but everytime i say something he hits me
>after a few attempts, i just shut up and decide to take what's coming
>after raging on for a while, he kicks me so that i end up laying on my stomach
>asks if i want to die
>beg and cry for my life
>tell him im sorry, again and again
>dude (or his friend) kicks me a few times
>they mutter a bit of russian to eachother
>unties my hands and legs
>don't move because afraid for my life, almost piss my pants, literally
>dude says he will have to punish me for what i did to his gf
>i start begging again, he punches me again
>finally says he won't kill me
>but he'll break my arms

>puts my hands on the car
>takes the weapon his friend had
>hits each arm a few times, so they break from around my wrists
>says if i call the police, he'll kill me and my family, etc.
>don't even hear him anymore, just sit there and yell from the pain
>dude kicks me one last time and then they drive off

>after a while of laying on the ground i decide to start walking
>don't know where i am, follow the road
>can't get phone out of my pocket because arms are fucking broken
>about 30mins of walking and sobbing, thinking i'm still going to die, and so is my family, etc.
>get to a small shop (later found out i was about 30mins drive from my home town)
>tell the shopkeeper that my arms are broken and i need an ambulance, etc.

Nope, this was all 4-5 years ago. i was a serial dater at that point but none of them have tried to contact me in over 3 years. saw the single mother once as she lives one town over but she just blanked me.

had some success with tinder when it first came out of all the matches, not a ton but a few like 10-15 chicks were willing to meet up, i got laid by 5 or six of them and even dated a chick i met on there for about 8 months. Havent been on in awhile because I moved and it seems like its a lot of young girls "arent looking for a hook-up" type shit. still a pretty good way to meet new people.

>at this point i started to mostly block out my memories for some reason
>i don't know if it was the stress, or what, but i honestly don't remember much about the next 6 months
>i can remember staying in the hospital for a few days
>the surgery
>getting morphine at one point (felt good man)
>getting home, both arms in casts
>telling mom i fell off a bike
>she had to take care of me for ~6 months (can't remember exactly)

>chick hadn't messaged me once
>didn't call me once
>i didn't either

>remember the day i went to the hospital to get rid of my casts
>that day, i deleted my tinder
>still have a total of 5 scars in my arms from this incident
>sunday, 8am, 3 years later
>finish this story, go smoke a cig

fucking redheads.

Had something similar happen except for the getting my ass kicked
>be 19
>dating smoking hot stripper, fucking her ragged any chance I get
>go to drop her off at home one night, walking up to the front door with her
>door swings open, huge motherfucker standing in the doorway. I'm 6' and 295lbs bear mode, play college football as a d tackle
>when I say huge, I mean he made me feel normal size, had to be 6'5" and probably 350, biker lookin fuckin guy
>immediately start plotting how to get out of here not shot or stomped
>he say "what the fuck are you doing with my wife??!!!"
>"You didn't tell me you were married!!"
>he turns his focus to her and starts bitching her out
>I'm slowly backing away, 1/2 way back to truck and hear "you can either stay with me or go with him"
>she fucking walks up to me "let's go" and gets back into the truck
>inside all I can think is that was the wrong fuckin answer
>drove her close to the few hotels in town and kicked her ass out
>was bouncer at the strip club, when she came in a few nights later she went after me calling me names and shit, slapped me, and got herself fired

Don't date strippers user, I worked with probably 150 and I only met 1 that had her shit together, don't risk it.

I would not use kik. I was 19, found a girl who claimed to be 17, turned out to just be 13 with good photography skills or something. Anyways, we wound up in this fucked up brother-sister type relationship for like a year, until she tried to kill me with a butter knife. After a few hours of arguing, I told her to kill herself and gave the knife back, then I left. Was it wrong? Yes. Do I regret it? Not really. Don't know if she did or not though. Anyways, kik is bad.

I'm speechless

Sauce ffs

I've dated a stripper. Me and my friend went to a strip club after he had a bad break up. so we get chatting to these 2 sisters who are both strippers. one likes him and one likes me. anyway we both end up with their numbers. the next day he gets a text from saying they wanna meet up. so we have a great day going out for lunch then we went go karting and paintballing. they were pretty fun to be around. anyway, it gets to the evening and they start telling us a little more about them. turns out they come from a huge family like 13 siblings or something and just before they started stripping they had sold all of their stuff because they believed the world would end in 2012. my and my friend looked at each other and literally got the fuck out of there

You're a moron for believing this

Hooked up with a semi-cutie with short green hair off tinder.
We fucked for like 4 months on the reg, then drifted apart when I started fucking some coworkers instead and she went home after dropping out of college.

i dont know how i can prove this to you. probably can't.
don't really care.

okay, ill bite.

This Russian isn't in jail, why?
Are you too much of a beta to get justice?
Where are you from, fucking Eastern Europe?

pics of scars or gtfo

dont care if it was real, good story user, glad there was no walk the dinosaur

Don't really care anymore, it's been 3 years.
I thought of calling the cops a few times, but was too afraid.
I'm from a country that's next to Russia.

Maybe when I get home. Went to the store,posting from phone.

sooooo tl;dr you were still a virgin?