5 words after bad sex

5 words after bad sex

Your mom was bigger

It could have been worse.

Lets not tell mom ok?

That was 4 retard

Your dog was still better

So was that fuck wit

not even 4 seconds

that sex was not good

Hilary lost cause she sucks

why are you still here?

Well, at least you tried.

Why are you still here?

your uber's here, get gone

You are special aren't you?

I'm leaving you for Katie.

I'll stick to my hand

Go get the vibrator please

Your dog's dick is bigger

I don't think I came

Just fuck my shit up

Are you seriously finished already?

I've had more satisfying dumps

i guess cucking sounds alright

Your mom said I was

My mother is dead, asshole

Because you didn't reply ITT

I've had longer lasting sneezes.

Thanks son, don't tell mom.

fuck your dead mother

HA, TROLLED! AM REALLY FAG

Kek

Yeah she had a heart attack while riding me

You don't have any genitals!

Fine, I'll stop pissing

That explains the smell actually

Kek'd

Now, give me a blowjob

You said you were clean

Your brother was much better

Well are you fucking happy

I am HIV positive, sorry.

roll

Worst rape I ever had

I really would rather die.

I'll go back to men

who are you

Jim, I think the babies crowning!

2 year old was better

Hello, my name is OP

your pussy smells like meatloaf

Delicious

I've ejaculated, time to go.