S/fur bread ride fred and pals don't find Logistics vocation badges at fucking anywhere

s/fur bread ride fred and pals don't find Logistics vocation badges at fucking anywhere

me irl

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Would stick around for another thread but I'm going to play some vidya. Laters.

Kek, that's great. Yeah, most of us aren't nearly as country as people expect. I have absolutely no accent whatsoever. The only semblance of country in me is that I like big V8 cars, guns, and wear camo pants. And boots. And carry a knife amongst other things.

Okay, maybe I'm a bit country. Just without the accent I guess. Still never been hunting though.

Later, AD.

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Peace out, brother.

I carry a gun, wear camo attire and boots, and knife too

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Doesn't count, military man.

it counts fajet

Nope.

I always carry a gun and wear real bots.

When I cosplay as Hawkeye Pierce I have to have boots and camo attire

I'm sure you love your bots

*g/fur

N I C E F E E T

also i still have cum on my hands while writing this

I wish I had a gun, to protect myself from the police and other branches of government.

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"Real" boots? Hiking boots are real boots just like cowboy boots. Mine will stomp some fucking skulls and rocks.

Still doesn't count as country. Now Gerald is country, more so than any of us.

you're a fuckin' dumbass

also i wish Sup Forums still had names :(

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Get one.

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Uhhh, ok then.

>Mine will stomp some fucking skulls and rocks.
They steel toe boots?

When I wear camo attire and carry my gun I do so to defend my country

that's pretty country imo

guns are overrated

With what monies and what licence?

>what licence
Not in Texas, just need an ID and you're A-ok.

Money is easy to get.
Why do you need a licence to buy a gun?

join the army

they give everyone guns

even potential suicide victims

Nope. Lowa GTX Mid hiking boots. They're not steel toe, but make no mistake, they're built like a fucking tank. They're as close combat boots as you can get. Lowa even makes military boots.

Yeah but not 'Murican country.

Get a job doing what you enjoy instead of saying "muh anarchism".

CC/OC licence, right?
I've only gone trap shooting thrice.

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Lowa Renegade GTX Mid, my mistake. Waterproof, weatherproof, damn near bulletproof.

murican country is overpoliticised capitalist cesspool bullshit

>>>>>>>easy
It's victimless though.
I need a PhD for that though.

>not having literal combat boots

Oh, well that's only if you want to conceal a pistol.
And where I live the sheriff is required to issue you one unless you are a convicted felon.

Then get a job working in fast-food or something.

I want some to complete my goth look.

I smuggle them in from canada.

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I'd consider that more of a shoe then a boot..

Nice.

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>Waterproof, weatherproof, damn near bulletproof.
And I'm sad because they're outta my monetary reach, fug.

Who needs that overrated egg shaped shit when you got Crunch bars.

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why is illegal?

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you wouldn't survive one fucking day in the army

LBV has been completely re-assembled.

I just need an hour of free time to set up my entire FBO attire and the camerashoot.

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I know because it's gay.

People who can ``survive'' the military don't deserve to live.

they also smuggle mexicans in from mexico

that's easily half this country

literally

how should i kill myself

noose or knife

US government considers them a choking hazard because of the toys inside.

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If you want to die, die in front of as many people as you can so they can all ROD.

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knife, while under your bed's blankets

first one to get 3 votes win

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and selling automatic rifles like candies is safe?

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well, all automatic rifles have the word 'safe' engraved on them.

fuckin' kek

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they aren't a choking hazard.

If you teach kids how to properly used them without any biased information, yes.

Kek

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lol am i kewl or wut
And yes, I really do wear this shit aside from the biker jacket and gloves.
P.S. I'm wearing my gay socks, hehe.

I'm very bored.

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Every day.

Unless you deep throat a long barreled revolver, then yes.

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Noice.

what the fuck is that face

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I'll also point out that those rifle are not automatic, they are semiautomatic.

That's my edgy face. My cute face is much better.

Edgy/10

Nice, very country.

Every day
Rifle cleaning
With my buddy and my rifle and me.

no your face is just fucked up
also get a haircut nigga you look like a massive faggot

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It's really only my nose that's fucked up. I hate it, I want a nose job.
And fuck you, I love my hair.

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I do like the pattern. it seems a bit bright though.

>haircut
That's a paddlin'.

your nose, chin, and forehead are fucked up.

chop that fuckin' hair off