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Yo yo yo, what is up my dudes?

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Not much.

Ayy, nothin much. How about you?

Can we have a sticky, sexy gals edition?

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That's fun, that's fun. I'm here because it's been too long since I've been here, like 3 days. This is the highlight of my internet surfing

Noice. Sfur is always the best finale to internet surfing.

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Not much

Not bad, brah. Not bad.

I like to keep it light
I'm never more than 5 min from my car or dorm so

Aye, best way to end a day. Especially before you go to sleep in the early morning

Please post delightful cum everywhere

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Oh, makes sense. I don't carry anything unless I'm out and about, but living in a somewhat rural area, the closest store is 15 minutes away.

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I want to box with her.

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Yeah that makes sense
I still don't understand the fucking comb

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My hero.

What's there to not understand? I have long hair that I need to brush often to keep pretty.

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How about her?
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I never use comb from now on, fearing my hair would be straight as hell.

I just, why so fucking big?

I don't think i've combed/brushed my hair in years

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Not muscular enough. I don't want to break her in half.

Mine is curly as fuck. I hate it.

I need a wide-tooth comb because my hair is very curly and frizzy, and tangles very easy because it's so thin. My hair takes a lot of maintenance, so I need a comb. Brushes fuck it up and make it frizzy as hell.

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I bet none of you faggots have thrown a live grenade

Most of my EDC.
Things not shown are my pistol, my lock pics, and my phone.

Nope. But contrary to popular belief, you can get one here if you fill out a form 4 and your local police department says your allowed to have one after a background check.

man fuck that, I would hate having hair like that

nope, because i'm not in the military, and they're not commercially available.

Thrown a flashbang and a home made irritant gas grenade. Never a proper explosive one.

My hair is a bit longer then his.
I brush mine when I get up in the morning, when I get home from work and before I go to bed.

Cute pupper!!
You clip your nails everyday?
Not bad though, +1 for carrying picks

Doggo!
Also nice EDC.

It's a nightmare. I have to keep it tied back for a few hours after I take a shower because it gets reeeeally fucking curly and frizzy and tangled if I don't.

Nope, I'd rather not blow myself up by accident.

Does this include doggo?

>My hair is a bit longer then his.
Hmph. I wish mine was straight and down to my ass. It is much longer when straight though, just above my bellybutton.

>Does this include doggo?
Really nigga? This is Gerald we're talking about.

No, but they are useful for other stuff. and useful when you do need them.

fuck that. I would hate that
You guys are like vikings with your long ass hair

Euigh. I have the bad habit of showering right before bed. I bet if you did that you'd die

Actually, yes.
both of my gsd are always with me when I'm not at work.

Yeah I guess I could see that

I shower usually at about 9PM. Luckily my schedule is fucked (never thought I'd say that) so I don't have to worry about it.

Yeah but they don't have magnificent beards like myself.

I havent cut mine in at least 15 years.
it's a bit wavy, but not curly.

I know, I was making a joke.

Coolio.

dash and his ever evolving, inconsistent sleep patterns
speaking of which, isn't it almost 3-4 where you are?

I keep mine between 3/4 and 1 inch.

Man, I can't grow any fucking facial hair.
I guess I ain't done with puberty yet or something

Fucking jealous. Wavy hair is best. I bet your hair is nicer than mine too :(

Yep. I also eat breakfast at 4, right before I go to bed.

Is that a firing pin or a sad excuse for a screwdriver?

Same

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reduced head philips screwdriver bit.
I prefer them to the full size.

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fuck man, time for breakfast then

I would pull off the viking look if I could, but I know I never will

>eat breakfast at 4
11pm to 2pm, usually.

dash

Had mine cut off a while ago because the barber was a retard and mistook trim it back to match my hair for cut the whole damn thing off.
It's been a month and a bit and it's about an inch so far.

you could have saved yourself some face and just said it was a firing pin

I can't pull off the viking look, but I can pull off the dwarf look. Well, if I perma-bulked and could grow a beard.

Naw, I wouldn't do that.

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makes your fingers stronk

Who in the fuck just carries around a firing pin?

hey dash

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I carry around a ram stick

dwarfs are cool too

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plz no

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it is a key to my memory

is dash here

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Ed .. Edu .. ardo

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Cute!
I wish it didn't have the writing on it.

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really cute/10 would cuddle and yiff.

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That is so fucking terrible I can't help but laugh.

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Not into this, but that thing looks like the god damn hybrid creature from fullmetal alchemist... The daddy scene, creepy shit.

Why?

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