You wake up in this room

You wake up in this room.
What do?

Establish a committee

Smell all their assholes.

make big cummies

go home and masturbate

Ask if any of them play Chivalry: Medieval Warfare or Overwatch

Go to sleep Daryl

Not Daryl, but do you think we would get along?

He loves those games...

Dig into that panda express

Same
He sounds like a cool guy

Open a window because they have been farting all night

turn 360 degrees and go back to sleep

Really. The only thing in that rooms that looks worthwhile to eat.

He doesn't like black people

Why not?

>Turn 360 degrees

Hello newfriend

Because he's racist and poorly educated and a redneck

Damn, I could help educate him on his follies.

Eat all the left over Panda Express quietly as possible. Fart from all the left overs. Take a shit in the middle of them all.

Leave and have them argue who did it - ultimately destroying their friendship.

Rape.

Rape everyone.

source?

Probably not...He doesn't respond well to differences in opinion.

Most people don't
You gotta know how to reach out to them, and everyone is different.

He's a hopeless redneck...

Why sleeping at a gym? They have a hurricane or some disaster? Tell em I'm the Fema guy,cum with me if you want to live!

they dont look like they would care unless your a fucking chad

I'm sure he would change if he was put in the proper position.

People who are vigorous in their beliefs oft won't change them because they would have to come to terms with their shortsighted righteousness as well as accept their error.

Perhaps...But there is no reason for him to change...He's content in his little stupid world.

Perhaps he needs to be brought to suffer as those who he chastises suffer; take a walk in their shoes.

set a boom box up put on led zep CODA drum solo

You might be right, but there is no way to force that upon him.

Fuck them all.

Again.

There are ways, but you shouldn't bear the burden of doing it.

...

Two girls at the same time

Kek (filename)

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Eat the panda express

I'm not interested in any of em except for the blondie on the bench.

Sorry random pix

>close the gas valve
>shoot the one calling for help on her phone
>take notes to improve the composition next time

Go home

Kill them all. What useless human beings this society produces. It makes me sick.

id wake them up and tell them how disgusting locker room floors are!