ITT: replace a word in a LOTR quote with 'nigger'

ITT: replace a word in a LOTR quote with 'nigger'

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a nigger

If you're referring to the incident with the nigger, I was barely involved

fly you niggers

Niggers of Rohan

Niggerdor

Never seen it

'Smells like nigger flesh'

“There is only one Nigger of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.”

nobody tosses a nigger

the ring came to the most unlikely creature imaginable: a nigger

"One nigger to rule them all"

One nigger to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them

A nigger is never late nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.
Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the great rings: three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf Lords; great miners and craftsman of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made: in the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark lord Sauron forged, in secret, a master ring to control all others. And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice,and his will to dominate all niggers.

"You have my bow."
"You have my sword."
"And MY Nigger."

MYYYYYYYY NIIIIIGGGGERRRRRRR.....

kek

>clever girl

ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER

They're taking the Niggers to Eisenguard!

They have a cave nigger

To eisengard.. To eisengard

They're taking the niggers to Isengard

I am no nigger

"You need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing."
"Well, that rules you out, nigger."

Looks like nigger meat is back on the menu boys!

>Eisenguard

Niggers shall not pass

Satanic trips chek'd

One small nigger is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man

How many did you eat

Four

The age of niggers is over

Around here folks call him nigger.

They stole it from us! Filthy Niggers!

I'm Donald Trump and I approve of this message.

the nigger is trying to return to its master. it wants to be found

"smells like nigger mischief to me"

One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just niggers. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Niggers really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about them in a month and after a hundred years they can still surprise you

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Nigger the wise? He was a powerful Sith Lord who some say could manipulate midi-chlorians to create life. Ironic, isn't it? He could save others from death, but not himself.

No nigger can kill me

Mister Frodo! Look! It's an Nigger! No one at home will believe this.

A nigger? There hasn't been a nigger in these parts for a thousand years.

“There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Niggers for this treachery.”
– Treebeard

"Speak nigger and enter"

The nigger must be cast into the first chasm from whence it came

What can good men do against such reckless niggers?

Don't worry Sam, Rosie knows a nigger when she sees one

Boromir: What is this new devilry?
Gandalf: A nigger. A demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run!

Run you nigger

This is so funny!!!
If i was 12.

It's FLY, not run, you pleb

Found the nigger

Hold your ground! Hold your ground!

Sons of Tyrone, of Daquan, my niggers,

I c in your eyes da same fear dat would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the courage of thugs fails,

when we stab our homies,

and break all bonds n shit,

but it isn't today or tomoz.

An hour of wolves and shattered shields,

when da popo kills all our bros n shit,

but it aint today!

Today we pop a cap in der ass!!

For all da sons you left in da hood,

I bid you stand, thugs of the West Side!!!

TLDR

Nigger? Or perhaps something a little stronger?

Well this is something unheard of! An elf will go underground where a nigger dare not?

lost

I am Nigger, the White. And I come back to you now… at the turn of the tide.”

I only ask for the strength to defend my people... If you would but lend me the nigger