28 year old man here who recently started a sexual relationship with a 65 year old woman. Ask me anything

28 year old man here who recently started a sexual relationship with a 65 year old woman. Ask me anything.

too young for me

I like that women have at least a pulse.

Post foto of her body

hehehehe

Why?

Does she suck your cock with her teeth in or out?

I know a 85 year old woman who has sex with 20 years old. she must be like the uber cougar. even though I like milfs, this is wayyy too old for me

Are her grand daughter's hot?

There are none unfortunately. But that said I can describe her. Grey hair, short but not too short so you can get a good grip. Glasses. Brown eyes. Pretty thin and fit body, small but surprisingly firm breasts with dark nipples and big aerolas. She shaves her pussy and it's that kind of a pornstarpussy, no huge flapping lips or anything. Tight too, tighter than one 20 year old I fucked this year. Then again, she has only one child who is older than me.

greentext how this started

Any particular reason or just for shits and giggles?

She has her own teeth and sucks like a pro.

im literally gagging to have sex with a woman of that age. are they easy to get? women of about 40ish are a piece of cake to pull, but i really want to try get a granny.
whats the pussy like? is it hard to get it in? i've heard people say its hard to get it in ar first

Pretty much.

I fucked a 59 year old for a while, she would not let me go near her ass, said it was a generation thing. You have that issue?

this, tell us the story

Well of course her kid is older than you. By the time you were born she was hitting menopause

Why are you robbing the Craftmatic Adjustable bed, broseph?

Nope. She's pretty open to anything. We even have played a little incest roleplay. She really doesn't mind or she is so happy to have a young guy that she just goes along with it.

I pity your granny

How does her pussy smell?

Both are pretty hot. Would fuck.

EXPLAIN HOW YOU SEALED THE DEAL

VIBING WITH AN OLDER LASS AND IM 28 AS WELL

also pls don't apply if you used degenerate methods like drugs and alcohol or money or basic whitetrash/nigger tactics. This woman is supervising my thesis and is fairly educated. Pretty liberal though and estranged from her kids and is pretty fit and wears andro clothes all the time.

Like a pussy. Nothing out of the ordinary. Delicious.

Word of advice: Don't start anything with her until she no longer has any authority over anything affecting your career

I've kicked guy's asses who were twice her age, ask me anything fag bois

Nice to know, read some stories about piss smelling pussies of older women past their menopause. The oldest I had was 39 and I liked it.

I'm not doing a green text because I'm on a fucking cell and the arrows are a pain in the ass to find. But anyway, I had a on/off friends with benefits thing with her ex-daughter-in-law. DIL was a crazy one as well and a fucking squirt fountain. That went belly up at some point and then we started to work together in one place with this 65 year old. We had seen previously. Two years of flirting (that sort of humorous what a forward young maaaaan! shit) and after I moved to other job opportunities I invited her to my place for a coffee. She came. We talked a while and when she was starting to leave I said I would have liked you to stay a little bit longer. Hugged her, we looked at each other and I kissed her. She asked if I was sure (probably because of the previous relationship with her DIL, she is very well aware of that shit) and I said yes. Then it moved from the front door to the bedroom fairly quickly.

Wait after the thesis is finished. You don't want a pissed off woman to affect that. Anyway, flirt. Be gracious and polite. Small not creepy touches here and there. Joke around. It's hard to give a certain tactic because it depends if she is into you and how her reactions are.

Well it depends on the woman of course but you vmcan spot a woman easily who is all there in the head and takes care of herself. This woman would easily go for a woman in her 40s just by looking at her mannerisms. If you see a pretty basic granny who is a woman that just has accepted her sorry fate, who has fallen into the age crisis and depression and has no intentions to take care of herself... then you are in trouble with smelly privates and saggy tits. It all comes from the mind and how one perceives herself.

Wise words.

Post moar OP!
My pb is 20 years older, she was 41 and I was 21 atm, it was shitty sex and she didn't know how to kiss tbh.

Checked. And thats self explanatory, I nearly had a Bitch in her late 20 that pulled down her pants and smelled like a fishfactory. Couldn't go for it.

Some can be like that. That is just pure luck whether you get a skilled lady or a lady who doesn't know shit.

Jesus H. Christ you have had a bad luck.

True, basicly its the same as with younger girls, some are semen demon marriage material and other just lay there like a rotten tree stump.
This one did gave me one of the best handjobs ever I have to admit, but it was more of a situation than technique.

yeah the worst is over - that's how we got vibing tbh, through thick and thin. Now it's about work stuff further research capacity things. She wants me around and is bending over backwards to keep me at her facility.

Yeah. But I'm in deep now. She even told me of her miscarriage when she was my age and that ruined her first engagement. If I leaned on her in that way it's a done deal.

Shit happens mate, That's the risk taking a chick home from a party... but it was easy to get rid of her: "Bitch you smell like a fucking fishing trawler, now get out of here." and she ran off. I'm usually rather polite, but the smell was so repelling, that I instantly raged.

Continued... In a way it is pretty odd that I can now compare this 65yo lady and her ex-DIL. Both are squirters, love cum, really like the rough stuff, are open to anything... very similar secual habits even though they don't like each other at all. Funny stuff! What is also funny is that DIL liked fisting very much, but 65yo is so tight I can barely manage to stretch her for four fingers. I'm sure DIL would not like it if I would tell her how loose she is when compared.

Overall that is a good sign. She trusts you and she opens up to you. You might want to do the same because quite honestly, older women love the idea that they can take care of an inexperienced man. Just don't be a creep like "Me virging, wanna fuck youuuu." Wait for the right time and... yeah.

Some other stories OP?

That's not q cougar. At that age she's a sabertooth tiger.

Tiger that knows how to fuck.