You have 5 seconds to prove you are a newfag because we all know you are

You have 5 seconds to prove you are a newfag because we all know you are.

All newfags get terminated

I was here for 5 years already when we raided that kids school website back in 2013. Those were the times.

What's a newfag...?

DUBSS!!

NEWFAGS BTFO BY L337 H4X0RZ LIKE ME AND PEPE!!!!

Girls don't have penises

How come there's no names for the posters?

I'm here for cheese pizza

:o u r the hackr known as Sup Forums?!?

good job anonamous :^) MAGA

What's a newfag? One who recently discovered his gayness?

A newbie to Sup Forums

Good luck finding any

I'm not no newfag! I'm a gold member who's been here since the summer!

umm...what does ITT mean?

What's your karma

‘In this thread’
Everybody’s anonymous

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i'm not a newfag. I even played habbo hotel once

Samefag, proof: same username "Anonymous".

sure person with an increase of concentrated pigmentation in his skin

i heard there was cp here so where is it?

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>5 seconds to prove you are a newfag
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Tell me how to triforce already god dammit. Do i have to beat zelda without a walkthrough? Because i already fucked that up

I can prove with these dubs

Tell me how to triforce already god dammit. Do i have to beat zelda without a walkthrough? Because i already fucked that up

Also. Twitch raids

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Sup Forums is truly dead, i've been in so many Sup Forums discords and atleast 70% of all people were

Whoaa i posted this without captcha

nice dude but seriously stop like being a gay, I am not a new fag LOL

Would a newfag get these digits?

I dont know how to green text

>How do i green text?

Traps are not gay

I think the quest for dubs and trips is stupid, the same way redditards go after karma. How long anyone has been coming here is inconsequential. Too many closeted homos here. Just come out already, stop fucking fooling yourselves. Same shit over and over: rate my dick, waifu claiming, feet thread, shota thread, loli thread, rekt thread, some german thread, ylyl thread, creepshot thread, trap/sissy/cd thread, secrets thread, rinse, repeat.

%triforce

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Where do i log in

I sometimes post using a trip.

the top post guy is stupid JKJK I'm Just kiding lol, TROLLED

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Oh wow they got baited so hard. GOT EEM!! AMIRITE?

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Who the fuck else uses discords, Einstein?

niggers tongue my anus

HAHAHA dude I cant believe these guys felled for it! TROLOLOLOLOLO!

Are you okay?

um. are we on the weird side of the site? XD

How do I upvote?

Where's the Like button?

Is this the site that CNN told me not to go on?

Yeah its the secret HQ of the hacker annonymous.

i still don't get the reference with that girl and too soon. dont know what happened.

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God, I would give anything to shake his hand

Hah! its Guerilla not Gorrilla fighter you retard!

How do I like comments?

EPIC FAIL, you can't like comments on Sup Forums because they'res no like button you dumb or something?