Protip: quit listening to angry kids' music, take a shower...

protip: quit listening to angry kids' music, take a shower, cut your hair and get a shave and you may just stand a chance of a girl actually talking to you once in a while

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Like I'm taking advice about women from a homo.

Yeah let's listen to cuck music because that's cool. Fuck off Sup Forumstard

That's weird, my wife likes Slipknot

I am allowed to listen to heavy metal music AND anything else I want. I like Animals As Leaders AND John Coltrane.

>Slipknot

lel you really triggered some virgins.

thats fine with me. I love hairy girls

Metal is about complex and interesting things, which is why it appeals to introverts. Serious music conveys more than anger.

I fuck kids that listen to the wheels on the bus

pervert

well mister laughy cheatah man, you really got the hang of replying to posts

>Wife

How many times have you walked in on your wife getting fucked by another guy?

your mum!

never, but I cry when I hear them in the next room

>Caring about which fotm pop music chicks like

Pff op is fgt

Where do you think you are?

Ohhhhhh thats a burrrrrrrrrrn

trollheaven

haha fuck yeah OP

>only listen to free jazz
>qts in my building don't know about my musique concrete I have on my playlists
>go to laundry and see qt bobbing her head in time to my portable vinyl turntable i blast everywhere i go
>yell YOU LIKE THIS?
>she winces and points to the dryer yelling back ITS THE DRYER MAKING NOISE
>such taste
>attempt to give her a high five
>drop heavy record player on her foot
>breaks her foot on impact but keeps playing
>she screams in time to the now skipped free form concrete
>try to help her
.GET THE FUCK OFF ME WEIRDO! MY FOOT IS BROKEN! WHY IS THIS THING MADE OF METAL?
>mfw she called it the shittest genre in music
>mfw I purposely drop it while picking it up again just to make sure the foot is broken

true!

metal is for scrawny nerdy ass greasy fingers faggots the music can be alright but the metal shows are full of sausages and the only girls there looks like sacks of shit

>not virgin
>have gf
>petite goth girl
>she takes really good care of her looks
>she loves anal
>Otherwise very kinky in bed
Im pretty okay with your assumption. Its fine man.

Topkek

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>so many metalvirgins taking the bait
>>one of the retards even says he has a wife
>>>kek

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Wait. On the flight line all we listen to is heavy metal. There is a damn conflict of interests here man. I'm not an angry neck beard but I get no ass.

Your wrong.

i wanna be a wizard

stupid nigger thinks a life jacket is a bullet proof vest.

Vrilliant.

>Mocks responses to "bait"
>Agrees with bait

Dude, what?

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Total sausage fest right

youtu.be/VVdy-HtGULg

wow they kinda sounds like nirvana...

Total sausage party
youtu.be/ndEeA-cMxWw

If that's true then how can my friend who has long hair and listens to heavy metal have a girlfriend and not me?

tfw I'm fucking one of the hotter metalhead girls and I'm a bewer your argument is trash kill yourself

yeah yeah a girl on Sup Forums well played
also one of the hotter must means a 5/10 max

Post tits or get out.

Jokes on you OP i listen to lolicore

This is now a metal thread.
Is there more like pic related?

I listen to heavy, death and other darker metal genres, and I have a naked hot chick on my bed.
I shave, take showers and clean my hair up in barber's once a month. I make decent salary and lift twice a week. Why should I quit metal now?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

drum and bass >>>>>>>>>>>>> metal

What is it with metal bands and having names that are impossible to read?

Jokes on you, I'm gay.

something about being trve and/or kvlt, like this band one right here

I love getting my face fucked and ass reamed to lamb of god. Op has no fucking clue.

drum and bass is electronic metal prove me wrong

Is that black mold ?

you gay

Speaking of metal

Real monsters

whats black mold

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Obama is a metal head (Google it). If you can get elected as POTUS and listen to metal then what can't you do?

Checkerd

>be me
>have long metal hair and wear all black through highschool and college
>only got laid once
>Sadmetal.jpg

>Cut hair
>Wear less intimidating clothes
>still listen to metal, just not at parties
>Get sexy European model as girlfriend
>Grow back hair after 1 year
>Wear metal clothes again
>Eventually convince her to like metal

That's how you do it boys! I was in a death metal band for years, and my band mates never got laid. They looked too scary for regular women. You need to grab a hottie and slowly pull her into metal.

Dubd so you have to check it out

pretty good. I prefer some heavier stuff like cannibal corpse, but it's all good!

youtube.com/watch?v=YqScOIKDmUQ

This is angry kids' music

at least i'm white

i kinda agree but i think you shouldn't go back to wear metal clothes cause they look fuckin stupid the long hair can be ok as long as the aren't greasy

some metal is ok except power metal one of the gayest thing on earth

>Sabaton
>Ghost

power metal can be ok, just don't tell anyone you listen to it

power metal vocalists can actually sing

Unoriginal bait
Kill yourself

Obviously you're not familiar with the true story portrayed in the movie Deathgasm.

b8 n sage

I wear metal clothes 25% of the time now. I'm the biggest metal head in the office, but compared to true kvlt metal elitists I'm a pleb.


Now check out this amazing riff:
youtu.be/TkKrNn2stww

And you are and always will be a massive faggot because ou are op

Is listening to angry rap (Eminem, NF) as bad as listening to metal?

today yes, but 5-10 years ago it was fine

yes they can i give you that but they sound gay and like they have no balls

I'm not a virgin. It's called not playing it around bitches who don't like metal. My car radio always has a pop station on but the cd that's in there is always metal.

I was somewhat popular in high school but listening to metal made me a weirdo so I only got laid once in high school.

tldr; don't show your power level

Oh so also a scool shooter

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Why do i have to fuck/date/whatever someone who listens to the same music as i do?

sergeant d used to give useful information to stupid metalheads on how to listen to better music and not to behave like spergs

too bad we lost stuffyouwillhate.com

this

my girl likes ron pope an i'm more of a 60's or 80's guy

Fucking trojan horse

WTF

Well fuck. Hip hop today is pretty shit.
I still listen to it sometimes, it isn't that bad, but I just can't get into it. I can't relate to it all.
Artists like Eminem and NF actually gives me the feels when I listen to their shit because I've been in similar situations. It motivates me to do better in life.
I don't get that kind of feeling when listening to today's pop.

I agree, but I just listen to what I want and keep quiet about it.

When I was an angry kid, I listened to sad indie crap like The National because it would calm me down.

Now that I am an apathetic, tired adult, I listen to anything that gives me the motivation to not kill myself.

>implying what genre of music you've got on your device of matters jack for relationships

are you a hipster or just an idiot?

...that band still exists, huh

fuckin' kek'd

>2016
>not listening to synthpop bands like The Killers
Fucking plebs

>2016
>not listening to synthpop bands like Depeche Mode

FTFY

OMG. Are you serious? That shit is gay as fuck!

lmao is it because you got beat up by kids who listened to heavy metal?

i have a gf, am probably far more sexually active than you, and listen to almost exclusively metal

enjoy your bruises, pussy

Well that sure is a shitty song and band.

i bet she looks like a human dumpster

because that would validate your sadness right? lmao

kill yourself, no one who matters cares what people like you think

im just doin you a favor givin you advices on improvin your life