I wish I had the balls to do this in real life. you know what I mean?

I wish I had the balls to do this in real life. you know what I mean?

no, please explain

He scored with smirkfu. Your gravestone will read: Here lies user, he never scored.

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>I wish I had the balls to do this in real life. you know what I mean?
I do know what you mean. I also wish you had the balls to do that in real life.

Do ya think Cersai would've fucked him if he didnt an hero

No, if Im ever going to kill myself it will be painless and neat.I want my body undamaged

tommen was a coward, he was deluded from faith and her funky twat that when he lost them both it was easy to just give up

>mfw the only person I felt sad for
Every one else on the show is a cunt and he was actually trying to...ya know...be a good king. But he was manipulated by his vengeful cunt mother, self righteous cunt priest...even his waifu to an extent.

If only Tyrion was there...I wouldn't want to live in a world were every house literally neglects their people for shitty dick measuring contest.
>muh revenge
Good on you Tommen, at least you did something right.

Doing that is the opposite of having balls

You dont need balls. You just need to go do it.

If you want to be a camara man then look for a course at your local art college or just buy a camara and get out there and record.

You want to be an actor, then great! Go sign up to a local theater production and have fun, Dont worry about success, that sometimes comes when you love something enough and if it doesn't then who care.

Maybe you have a different dream, well what ever it is it begins with baby steps that YOU are capable off. You can open a door and you can walk through.

Nope. Attempted suicide once. Right when I thought it was the end I was just numb, no sense of relief or achievement or anything. I was so nonplussed when I came round that I realised even being a lazy neet and watching TV all day is more exciting than dying.

>.ya know...be a good king
a good kind would learn about how to be a good king instead of letting others tell him what to do. a good king would not be under pussy control
>Good on you Tommen, at least you did something right.
he killed himself instead of getting revenge and that is good?

Except he's literally too much of a pussy. Say what you want about Joffrey but he wouldn't let the High Septon do whatever the fuck he wants.

>bran pushed out of window
>tommen jumps out of window

Its like...Poetry

Do you die in the air or do you die on the ground?

He didn't fly so good.

Tommen was a sheltered child who was raised with completely unrealistic ideas about how the world worked. He's a lot like Sansa in season 1, only without the nasty streak.

when you suicide you don't even get the satisfaction of suiciding, you just cease to exist. Not worth.

>Go sign up to a local theater production and have fun, Dont worry about success, that sometimes comes when you love something enough and if it doesn't then who care.

I'm brown, I won't get any roles, not even at a local theater.

this

fuck existence in the face, EVERY DAY

>cease to exist
Sounds good to me

I honestly felt like killing myself today because I had been waiting to find out if I was hired for my dream job and it turns out they went with someone less qualified but she's a woman and minority so no surprise why that happened. But I can't do it because my sister in law killed herself last year and it fucked everyone up so bad I could not do that to my family. So now I'm just drinking hard right now.

Suicide is painless user

>they went with someone less qualified but she's a woman
You can sue them for that

Whats your dream job and is a suicidal alcoholic really the best person for it?

cersei loved her children

her last child kills himself to spite her.

This

At least joffrey wouldnt of taken that shit. Tommen had the laid back style but was manipulated by anyone.

Its not going to matter anyway theres a big clash brewing and i cant even tell if kings landing is going to exist at the end of it.

Thats discrimination unless you live in florida then it dont matter

was this guy killed off that early in the books?

he should have been in it way longer. in fact he would have been way better as Father of Dragons. fuck you GRRM

>I can't do it
>So now I'm just drinking hard right now

My nigger

>mfw people in work almost have it figured out

He objectively did nothing wrong. He was killed in the first book. Season 1 is as close to the books as any season

my best friend passed on 4 days ago, not eaten since then and ran out of tears, gone completely emotionaless and have been drinking wine and vodka.

I don't have the balls of Tommen either, so I'll just live tormented.

Man, he really loved smirkfu even though she only used him.

>forgetting about based & innocent Kevan and Mace
Fuck off redditor

I'm actually considering that
History teacher at my local school. I've been working there for years in another position and all the other teachers are shocked I didn't get it
Not in Florida. I saw the resumes and there is no other reason I can come up with.

Sorry to hear that man. Yeah I'm drinking vodka and diet soda. Gonna get fucking ripped.

yeah lol I can already see abs becoming tighter

Yes.

>cute girls have asked me twice about what i'm reading, while sitting next to me in a train. each time answered with one word. first time "no", second time "yes"
>a dude i know from school comes to me with a condom in hand, in a student party, and says that there's a girl who was willing to fuck (me), i mumble something until he leaves. i continue drinking my beer.
>former girl-friends girl-friend called to watch a movie with her, left when she started to make moves on me

That was 5 years ago. Still hadn't had sex. Feeling like more of a failure every passing day. Relatives and the people at my workplace think i'm gay. Living even more on the peripherals of society, than before. Can't bother studying anymore, can't concentrate. Work in a low-paying job. Worst days i just feel angry about other peoples happiness, and i don't want that. Alcohol helps, and video games, and the two friends from my childhood who still hang around.

you didn't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this.

or something else.

srsly, user, I'm sorry, but don't do this to yourself. get some food.

>suicidal retard wants to teach children

im glad you didnt get it, you are a useless entitled piece of trash

Why would you kill yourself if you have GoT?

>Tommen just had to wait 5 more months and Trump will be President and America will be great again.

It's everyone's dream.

Smirkfu deserved it, so did Loras. Rich people shouldn't be above the law.

I like to think he didn't want to die. Only that this was the only way he could have his revenge on Cersei.

Hey guys, just go see a psychologist already

>Cercei's constant motivation is to keep her power in order to keep her children safe
>Tommen is her last child
>Hardly reacts when he jumps out the window and then takes the iron throne
So...we're supposed to believe she just stopped giving a shit and just wanted to try and getting the iron throne if only for some time with an elaborate terrorist attack?
The idea that Tommen would kill himself wasn't really that convincing either. I feel like in addition it would have been interesting to keep him around just to see what Cercei would say to him and what he would say to her. He was a dumb kid, and the idea that he would instantly take in the gravity of the situation and end himself isn't good enough for me.

what's the diff between that and a therapist?

this

There isn't. English is just not my mother tongue.

So we know Tommen didnt die a virgin, but did Joffrey and Myrcella?

He never did.

He probably killed himself for not doing so while she still lived.

A psychologist will study you in order to learn something new about the human condition in general. A therapist is just someone who will listen to you talk and remind you that 12 sessions for $400 an hour of him listening to you talk is the best way to solve your problems.

he was stupid and naive, I bet in the moment he didn't realized that Cersei was behnd it

for all he knew, Margaery could have somehow escaped the Sept, but no, must immediately commit sudoku for I am dumb little weak shit

Joffrey was and asshole, but god knows he wouldn't let his mom walk naked through the town, or for high sparrows and his medium sparrows to keep their heads too far from some fancy stakes

I just invested years in a job that everyone said I was shoe horned in to get and then a sudden administration change fucked me out of it. I'm a great teacher filled in for a few of maternity leaves and everyone likes me there. So I'm trash because I decided to get drunk because I'm pissed? Fuck off

>killing yourself over wageslaving

wtf

Every morning when I wake up desu

Somebody said once that "man invented laughter to remains sane."

If you can't laugh, alcohol helps. To keep insanity away.

Why didn't you have sex? Since people proposition you, you must be cute, and that means you're way better off than most. Were they THAT ugly? Were you scared you couldn't perform or that they'll laugh at your small dick or somehting? Or perhaps you ARE gay, come to think of it? Any problems with accepting that? Are you religious? Are you gonna shoot up a nightclub? :3

Wrong.

> that's why they call it Kings Landing

>I bet in the moment he didn't realized that Cersei was behnd it

>Cersei's zombie won't let him go to the Sept.
>The Sept gets blown up.
Not even Tommen is that retarded

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how to do this?

That's some good advice thanks user
The worst thing is I can't even tell them to fuck off and quit my current job there because I get benefits and my wife has a terminal disease and I need the insurance benefits. I could make a lot more but I wouldn't get the health insurance and would have to pay out the ass now that obamacare has made private insurance so expensive.

that bit was hilarious

Viserys Targaryen was a pathetic loser. He went WITH the Dothraki despite his advisers telling him he could just wait for them to go to Vaes Dothrak and get back and his inability to hang is what got him killed. He threatened Dany around a horde of alphamales on horseback who can and almost did kill him with a single whipcrack. He was rash, stupid, vain, cocky, impatient, and prideful. If he had hatched the dragons I guarantee it wouldn't matter what kinda blood he had they would have killed him as soon as they were able.

>I bet in the moment he didn't realized that Cersei was behnd it
i commit sudoku because his over-controlling mother killed his only love, and was crippled by the fact he's a weak king/manbaby.
inB4 projecting

Viserys sold his boipussy so Dany could eat. He had every right to be upset with her

Trystane Martell had way too much game to have not fucked that beautiful young lady before the sneks killed them. Joffrey may have gotten laid by Ross before he killed her but we don't really know.

he should have fucked his sister is what he should have done. what the hell

i killed myself last year and my ghost posts for me

He was going to, but then he was promised Khal Drogo's soldiers

sticky when?

Viserys never sold his boipussy. He sold his crown. He basically raised Dany and until he actually tried attacking her she did nothing to him. He was a little bitch who picked on his sister in order to feel in charge

>Viserys sold his boipussy
did he??

actually he was going to but then Illyrio stopped him from raping her. Where are you getting the idea that the Dothraki fucked him?

thanks lol

I just have no motive too. wine suffices though, my sister brought some homemade noodles and spring rolls round earlier, might try attempt them. I have massive body issues and often bring my food back up shortly after eaten so that's another motive where I can't be bothered.

my friend was ill and prolonging was just making him suffer, it's a bit of relief he's passed on. It still feels like he's with me, like he isn't gone. if I had the balls for an heroing, I'd do it literally right now.

if I was living in a high tower like Tommen, I'd probs have the balls to get really drunk and do it.

no. He sold Dany. that user is just retarded

OoOOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooooo

don't pills fuck you up in the long run?

his suicide was so fucking forced. He spent like three episodes with those sparrow faggots

lol, its because of the smirkwhore

can you elaborate?

level of seriousness

therapist is for people without mental illness that are just going through a stressful time or their problems can be solved with help from others

psychiatrists are for people with very serious past trauma and mental illness

Is it just me or is it a bit ironic how Tommen followed Tywin's advice of listening to being wise by listening to your advisors to a T and this actually made him lose everything?

It wasn't real advice. He just wanted to manipulate him.

Tywin hadn't imagined those advisors wouldn't be himself.

Do it faggot.

Pardon, is it just me or is it a bit ironic how Tommen followed Tywin's advice of being wise by listening to your advisors to a T and this actually made him lose everything?

Joffrey was weirded out by sex, so he almost certainly died a virgin

Tommen was Salsa tier dumb, he would have had his shit fucked up regardles

I had a lady therapist who was into ASOIAF and SNES jrpgs. She helped me a lot.

>mfw the entirety of Westeros will be telling that joke well into their version of the modern age
>this will be Tommen's legacy

I'm a coward, shy and mostly afraid of "losing face".

The time when my classmate said that there was a girl ready to fuck, i never saw her, so i expected her to be fat and/or ugly

When my girl-friend's girl-friend started to make moves on me, i still thought i had a chance with her friend. I got friendzoned a couple of weeks after that.

>is the fucking king from an extremely wealthy house
>will get handsome af when he ages
>all the prettiest Ladies in Westeros would have been lined up for him to choose as a replacement wife


is Tommen /r9k/?
>puts pussy on a pedestal and is btfo when his oneitis dies

>balls
>kill yourself instead of standing up to an old man to protect your wife and mom
possibly the weakest person on GoT ever

it's rainy today, i can't jog today.
it's too hot out, i can't jog today.

i've heard it all. different things, different people.
the excuses have always been in the same manner.
you're lazy and afraid.

they banged on their wedding night