REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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The likeliness of that is slim to none for me..but might as well give it a shot. Never know what mysterious wonders are in the works.

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep.

I mean I drive a Miata but okay...

Noull

The last one didn't work :(

what if i dont want one right now

wait shit

y

Justin case

kill me please

Replying, even though it hasn't worked yet.

Pleas

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no

thanks user

Not sure if I want a girlfriend tbh......

(yuo)

k

ehh

I'll try anything.

Penispoo

ok

thx op. will send nudes tomorrow.

Hello darkness my old friend

lol

a rw

Reply to this post or this thread will give you cancer.
Also reply to this post and OP will get cancer.
Replying to this post will help you to win the lottery too.
Reply to this post and your dick will grow another inch by tomorrow.

but im gay.

Thanks op
I hope she will look nice

I replied

Worth a shot

You promise only lies, but I can not resist

kek already got one

O

Cthulhu fhtang

I wish

Cool story bro

done

Ok why?

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here

Sure I will.

k.

What do I have to lose

I hope shes laidback and sexy.

we will see

Not happening, ever. Like I care though.

well it can't hurt

Lol

What do i have to do for my girlfriend to fuck off by tomorrow?

911 was bad mmmkay

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Rollolo

Ok

Give me your powers kek, just for awhile my intense KeKeRiNo

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Will my wife mind?

ok

Ayy

k

she better put out

...

this isn't even the most cancerous thread i've seen all day.

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LOL

How could this be????

Ok then

k

:C

Please Kek, grant me this in holy chaos' name!

replyo my boyo

My new gf will be a home invader cuz I never go outside

idk

pls

This will never happen

pls

I'm not even going outside tomorrow

Ok thanks sir

nice joke

Im lonely

nice

damn daniel xdddddddd

Pls

Ok

i dont believe you but tomorrow is my birthday so why not

lol okay then faggot

It'd be nice.

Bullshit!

oh boy a girl friend, cant wait. HOPE SHE IS NICE!

ok?

I'm sooooo fucking thirsty for love

:D

ok

pls

Fuck me its Angie Varona, I havent seen her tits in a while.

pls let me meet a cutie

Okay.