ylyl
Ylyl
Yes.
Yes
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yes
Been there done that, except for 2 years. I would happily endure 2 months for that money.
Yea!
sure? i mean do i have to go full inna woods and hunt for food and shit?
would I like 1 MILLION DOLLARS on easy mode?
yes
kill yourself
I would do it for free, fuck i would live anywhere but here for free for any amout of time.
Sign me up for a hole year. Need cash so bad I would stay there only to save the rent money. I could study a lot in that time
I'm a RL oldtimer, I remember no internet, I could do this easy.
Super easy if I could have books.
Too easy. OP fails
Am I allowed books? I'd do it for free. That's a holiday.
The fuck is a "books"?
Where you live?
...
It's like when your browser freezes and you can still read what is says on the site, but it's non-interactive and you can't click anything.
And it's all on paper.
Cool, innit?
The penalty that makes this difficult is that:
>every night at 3:00am a little girl, 10/10qt wakes you up and wants you to read her a story from a selection of books she brings, she also screams in mandarian incessantly and has no teeth. She can not be physically touched but will occasionally pull on your hair. She also smells overwhelmingly of citrus.
People who live in cities are such massive weak little cuck faggots can't wait for shot to get crazy. When that happens there will be an almost infinite supply of hot primo preteen to twenty year olds in desperate need of protection from real men.
Quite a steep price, I can do the same holiday for 1000€ in Finland.
Everyone except NEET basement dwellers would happily do that for free.
Sir, may I please have a handful of the drugs you are taking
Kill yourself
Thats awesome
Yes
Why? Can't you handle a real man?
I'd do that quite happily, is food provided?
I make more than 1 million in 2 months, but a vacation sounds nice.
OP here
only food allowed is white rice.
Only drink allowed is water
Everything in the house is in white color
There are no windows
No internet, TV, books, other games (such as chess), other people or contact with the outside world are allowed
What's your job?
Can you give me one?
Man fuck you guys
I'm a professional shitposter here. Hiro gives me like 2% of the ad revenue.
i clearly see windows and non-white interior tho
i've already been without internet and tv for 2 months, bring it
only blurred out windows. Can't see through properly.
I still have electricity? That's easy. Of course yes. That's over $16,000 a day pay.
see
also no electrical devices
of course i would. would be a nice and quiet holiday.
>hole
About that studying...
but can you poke it ?
You could be pretty sick after 60 days of only water and white rice.
absolutely. There's a bunch of books I need to read anyway.
see
That's part of the challenge
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Should have said that in the OP nigger. Too late now.
I never said that, you look at the chat log.