I recently moved into a new apartment and had sex with this girl I've been seeing on Thursday night...

I recently moved into a new apartment and had sex with this girl I've been seeing on Thursday night. She was pretty loud and I tried my best to quiet her. Some neighbor came knocking on the door and I didn't answer. Opened my email today and the property manager what's to speak with me on the phone or in person.

The property manager is hot as fuck and I've always felt this hookup vibe from her whenever we stop and chat.

I'm gonna call her around 1. What should I say about the sex noises? Could I get fined? Lol I kinda wanna get into the details and ask what exactly was the noises the tenant was complaining about. Was it skin slapping? Loud moaning? Sucking sounds?

Tldr; what do I tell property manager after loud sex noise complaint?

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She wants to fuck

your new mission is to fuck the property manager

Unless your girl was making sex noises like she was being raped, that's a pretty shit move of your neighbour, especially if that's the first time since you moved in.

If you don't want to get kicked out, don't be a dick. If you don't give a fuck do whatever you want.

Invite her to your appt to talk about it, fuck her.

this ^

Just not sure if she's in flirting mode or serious business mode

I work in property management...there's nothing they can really do. Go balls deep on her man. You can do it!

Kids a faggot. It's not like I bang every night. I haven't had sex in weeks. First time I do I get a noises complaint. Fml.

It's up to you to make her change her "mode"

Call her now

So find out. Just invite her into the apt to talk, and try to keep it fun, while trying to find out. Get into those details and see how she reacts, whatever

samefagging for fucking nothing

fuck off faggot

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Haha exactly. That's why I put to in my post change her mood Im gonna be graphic with the sex noises. She has a really playful personality and always laughs at stuff I say.

Op here. Just came up with a funny idea I'm gonna fuck with her and say it was my fist time and I was a virgin hahaha.

Don't forget to touch her, that's one of the most important steps of getting close to her (just saying in case you're an autist (not saying you defo are))

This makes me feel more at ease. So she can't threaten me with a fine or kick me out?

There is fun to be had, yes, but is there anything you're aiming for in this? Just see the reaction and go with it, or?

Op here. Touching is key. Shows you can lead. But how would I invite her over to my place? That's high risk haha.

This.

Tell her you think there might be an issue with the wall and invite her to take a look.

Once inside, bring her to the wall and start to "re-enact" the situation.

Chicks often just need some excuse to get alone / fucked.

Good call. But before this thread I already replied to her email that I'll call her at 1, (the time she gets into work). So on the phone call I invite her over to check out my apparent layout?

I also had music playing so I'll say is this too loud and see where the acceptable range is for her

Nah man. I highly doubt there's an addendum in your lease that says that lol. Especially if this is the first time you've had any complaints. You can just deny it was you. A lot of our residents do that...which whatever. I don't care if theyvare even smoking weed in they're apartment...it's their home who am I to say what people do in their own home.

Being in this profession, do you think she's dtf? We do flirt a bit, I've negged her and teased her then follow up with a genuine compliment. She asked me what I was for Halloween, and then guessed a gq model. Gave the fuck me eyes.

She could just be a heavy flirter and when push comes to shove, is all business. I'm 26 and she's late 30's.

I'll see how the phone call goes ,I'll get graphic with sex noise details haha. And then tell her to come see if it was my music that was too loud.

Shit man, now I want to know how this story plays out. (Not that you wouldn't say you fucked her, regardless of what happened in truth.)

Literally said you were having sex with a girl and she was a screamer. Say you did your best, but sex is a natural thing for a healthy relationship.

You will not be fined. You might get a noise complaint and it be put into your PIF. Tell her that it wasn't your intention to create a disturbance, but also say you're not going to deny yourself sex.

Then, if you're balsy, when you explain she is a screamer you can say something like this.

"Yeah, she's a screamer, I'm sure you understand what I'm talking about"

That phrase alone will implant the image of you having sex and someone enjoying it.

If the conversation turns to casual banter, then ask what she likes to do for fun and treat it like you're meeting a girl in the bar. Be like cool hand luke when it comes to the conversation.

She will either bite or hold back for the sake of professionalism. If you two get along, stop by her office and check in to see if there have been other problems and make a joke about it.

It's in the bag. If you get the hookup vibe you already planted the seed. You need to let the plant grow and then fuck the plant

Ill make a follow up thread on whatever happens!

Just saw you mentioning she is in her 30's
If she is flirting with you and asking personal questions and making guesses like you being a model. It's in the bag.

WAIT, DONT DO IT YET. READ WHAT I PUT

Oh I read it user. You made valid tips. I'm running with that plan for sure. Thanks !

trips of wisdom.

Afraid it'll end up in cringe, but somehow curious to see what was said and how she replied. Hoping for results

Also, women do not like details. They don't. It's why they read graphic novels and let their imagination take over. They aren't wanting to hear what you did to her and other boastful shit. They want the mystery and the unknown and the expectation. It's why you tell your girl you got her something and have her beg and ponder for a month before you give it to her. It excites her.

IF you talk about what you did and all that shit she is going to look at you like some high school douche and will look at you like a kid. She's had sex before. She isn't 14. She's a grown woman and their sexual appetite at that age is intense. I've been there and I've done this a lot. It's best to let rumors flow and that's the bait that gets you laid from mature women.

Young women suck anyway. 30's is perfect. Maybe not to have a family with, but definitely to get laid by.

kek op whatever u do don't listen to this guy. U can tell he's a virgin who got laughed at by every girl he went to high school with. Prob has a couple restraining orders at this point too

Damn my mind is blown. Fair enough, that makes sense. How do I take the small talk to medium talk then? Just mention she was a screamer and that she could relate to what I'm talking about?

Oh my fucking hell, my sides flew to the moon at "fuck the plant".

So my buddy said she wouldn't send an email so she doesn't leave a trail. Damn shes smart.

First off. I'm 30 now and I've had many escapades. Many were with 30+ when I was 22-26. I wont feed you though.

A woman knows from the moment she meets you if she wants to fuck or not. Much like men do. If she is hitting on you and saying you were a gq model blah blah blah then you already know.

Confidence, don't be pushy, and the goal is to make her make the advancement. She is a cougar. It's what cougars do. Don't be too destined for her to want to throw you on the desk. Just use your sexual experiences let her imagination go.

It's easy to move from small to medium. She asked you about your costume, ask about hers. Then joke and say if she did anything that night, blah blah. Gear it more towards you saying that you would like to hang out, but give her a compliment on why. Such as.... I wouldn't want to smother you or just tell her that if you find her attractive now then Houston would have some problems if she was dressed like a pirate.

Just make jokes. If you can make her laugh, then the conversation can go forth in the direction. control the conversation. It's a tough thing to learn, but you gain experience.

I can't take the credit for that philosophy. I got that line from the 40 year old virgin when Seth Rogan was trying to teach Steve Correl how to pick up women. It's actually a very very very true statment

Plant the seed. Then fuck the plant.

Me again. Then that's even better.

Now, if you talk to her in her office it is off the record. Explain that you got an e-mail about a disturbance and you wanted to talk to her about it first. Mainly, don't bring up the disturbance and just chat with her. Imagine you're just chatting with a friend in a friendly way and that would gear you to bring up the disturbance in conversation.

But be proactive. Tell her you got a disturbance email from a neighbor for dressing up as a gq model when it wasn't Halloween. Just make jokes. If you get her to laugh, then bring up that it was really a noise complain for sex.

This is potentially layup pussy if you can just not stutter or be awkward. I'm telling you. Be like cool hand luke in this shit.

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I already said before I made the thread that I'll call her at 1. Should I just go down in person instead?

Easily in person.

Phone calls are easy to negate to a less desirable direction. Being in person makes hanging up more difficult. Also leads to more ability to hang out.

Don't call. Nah. Just show up. It'll make you look like a better tenant also

This is absolutely fucking true, and i learnt this very much the hard way. Popular to contrary belief. girls aren't guys, and they don't get interested in knowing details. Some may even find it insulting let alone it being a massive turn off.

Fortunately (i'm the guy you responded to) I've never been the asshole talking about pussy or tits and how I got laid and blah blah jock douchey shit. I've just pretty much observed those situations and realized that it doesn't work and the only girls who like that are complete garbage mentally. They do it because of status blah blah blah.

But yes, girls are not guys

Me again. I've never done that either. My experience (feel free to lol) is along the lines of telling a girl i already fucked that i just masturbated when she kept asking what i was doing. That kind of stuff, in my experience even if you've fucked the girl (and she's a bit insecure) doesn't go down well. But yeah she was mental, had borderline personality disorder. I'd never ever go on about sexual details the way you said in your example to a girl i've not fucked and now i'd be very careful about doing it to one i have.

Thanks user. Will go down in person and say my phone didn't have reception, so i figured to just come down in person instead.

Honestly, you can get away with telling a girl you're jacking off. The key to saying that is to be blunt and very serious about it and give the impression of "so what".

Although, being that that girl was a bit mentally unstable..... My first girl was like that. She took jerking off as cheating. So I'd have a picture of her up while I'm looking at porn so if she walks in I'd have her pic up so she wouldn't lose her shit.

Women are vastly different. You can make 1 girl cum 12 times in a session and then the next girl it's like a marathon to even get close to 1. Their minds are too intertwined with sex and they think too much.... Even though I think they think too little.

It really does take a bit of gauging, but the ideal girl is to be completely cool with you jerking it.

Don't say reception. Sounds like bullshit. Just say you rather take care of things in person and you're not a fan of being on the phone if you can't help it.

Way smoother than saying reception. Makes you sound like you're making an excuse.

Tell here it wasn't that loud then offer to show her exactly what happened.

If youre confident at pulling this off then yeee

I think my experience was very bad because of the girls actual diagnosed peronsality disorder. I was very blunt and serious - i didn't joke around and she bitched about it for days.. i know she's a one off, but i still learnt to maybe react differently, maybe i'll silent treatment if someone goes mental for no reason again. But you can also tell when someone might be the type to not find that stuff entertaining - i knew with that girl but i didn't really care. I got really hurt by that girl, proper cheating slut and slept with over 40 guys by 23. I won't be touching mental insecurity with a fucking barge-pole from now on.

Seeing jerking off as cheating is fucking insane. Sorry you had to go through that.

Totally agree - unless you're trying to show off in a childish way, then most of what you say shouldn't make the ideal girl (to you) lose her shit. Otherwise it's just a red flag.