Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell

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HAHAHHAHA banned

Christina for days

Schwanznet is being super dumb, but as always I am happy to see that the waifu crowd endures.

my b

Claim

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Has anyone ever masturbated in front of a mirror?

It was weird but a pretty nice turn on getting to watch me finger myself

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what a lovely pic

I could watch you all day :o

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Hohohoho! The schwanz king has done this before and will do it again!

>The good time fapping happens in front of the big mrirror
>There is a knock at the door from men in black because the talking sexual content to a lolilolichan and fapping
>A party van is parked in the yard
>The door is broke down

Ooooooohhh yeeaaaaahhhh! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)

>The men in black are then covered in the rich seamin
>They are incapacitated with the pragnancy
>The van is next, and the schwanz is inserted into the van's butt, and the anus
>Vigorous hip thrust until the next ograsm and the van is pragnated

Aaahhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^

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The king is back

>no stealing unless trips or more

What

why are you doing this? :o

*smacks lips*

nigga u ain no kang

She's mine now

ok

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Claimed

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It pleases me to do so.

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I love you too little one
who are you? :o
Can you two post more? c:

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saber

Mugimi

The schwanz king! Hohohoho!

I think of myself as a good natured shitposter. I used to post here as a regular, but RL garbage and obligations have eaten into my time lately. I have always thought fondly of this little crowd on Sup Forums, though.

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>tfw no Kuroo bf

yes

Can you ever have too many pictures?

How many you got?
648 here.

Did you ever sleep?

Yes

Nymph?

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Nice. Got another marathon session planned? Staying up that long is downright impressive if you don't have any lingering effects.

No I don't, not doing that again kek

~250, not even close to done, I'm gonna have over a thousand when I finish mass downloading.

QOTT: What was the best and the worst month for /waifu/?

The feeling's mutual.

Wew. I wouldn't either unless the stakes were high and/or money was involved.

Sabertoga doesn't sleep it's a ruse

best: when hand-kun joined
worst: when hand-kun left

That's smart. Never do what I did.
>IMPLYING

Worst month was the month I left, when faggots kept bickering in thread instead of getting a room.
I remember hand-kun

lmao@yourlife

Shut the fuck up, cunt.

k. I am gonna go try and fix my "non-existent" Nvidia card.

All the months are thr best and worst months at the same time

No
I don't have mirrors low enough

This.
Hand-cunt ia just another phony who nobody liked, but thanks God I was here to make that obvious.
God speed me.

I guess the boat stays docked while Saber goes elsewhere instead?

Kek. I've done it before plenty of times, but it was while travelling instead of vidya.

Trips confirm.

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March is best and September was worse so far

Better than what I did

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how many thousands of hours in MS Paint?

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I can do one in paint too if you would like

>not in photoshop

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QOTT: WAR! HUH! What issssss it good for?

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War is good for the economy.

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Absolutely nothing.

Killing people

Murder, destruction, and so on. Nothing good really.

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War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away

Death, economics and some others


Smug queen demands for her smugs. Post smugs

I don't have any

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youtube.com/watch?v=CwLrBK0fL1c

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Shiro claimed.

All wars ever were provoked by the jews to keep down the goyim and profit of their misfortune.

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Qt

Hello dude

Hey there

Killing dudes

DEATH DESTRUCTION DIARRHEA
POO POO POO
NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA
DEATH AND CONSTIPATION
ON THE WESTERN NATION
BATHROOM TIME FRUSTATION

>(You)
>Hello dude

>>what's war for?
>Killing dudes

Why are loli tsunderes the best kind of waifu???

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Why the quote?

Attempting to revive thread!
BEGIN THE OPERATION!

"You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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Kikuchi Makoto claimed

Can Fran make my dick bigger with surgery?

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Your waifu looks cute

Makoto is my love~

Fucking hell thread is dead

She did a lot of cosmetic surgery in one chapter. One chick ended up with tits twice as big as her head

Hi

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Hey there Fran

A Makoto

Early Sunday afternoons are usually pretty quiet, it'll pick up again later on.