ITT Name a super power and other anons try to limit it, I'll start:

ITT Name a super power and other anons try to limit it, I'll start:
Teleportation

>Name a super power
>limit

There's only one super power left, and it can not be limited.


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Irresistible penis.

Ignorance

>Irresistible penis.
To homeless people

Every time you teleport you die and an identical person is created

If you ever teleport more than a mile every organism on the entire planet will try and rape you.

Massive Skin

>You can only teleport to a place that is under water.

X-ray vision

Each time you teleport your IQ goes down by 10.

only works on hampsters.

flight

>X-Ray vision
Colorblind

>You can't target abstract places like "alien civilization somewhere out there" or "room with much money in it".
>You puke every time you jump and stay desoriented for about a minute, this will reduce once you get used to it.
>You can't bring anything in your teleport (you end up naked on the other side).
>Electromagnetic waves as commonly used in communication technology make it hard to actually hit the point where you want to go, the more waves the harder it gets.

You can only teleport to the nearest bus stop/train station, so you get there right in time.

> ITT Name a super power
Getting dubs

Penises are already irresistible to the homeless. Provided you've got $5.

> (OP)
>You can only teleport to the nearest bus stop/train station, so you get there right in time.
You just enhanced it

>flight
Once you fly you have to w8 24hrs before you can fly again

you grow huge faggot looking wings to fly

invisiblity

But you're a middle class white neckbeard who is slightly out of the social norm who has a hard time finding friends or a girlfriend. In fact you're a virgin and will stay one till you finally marry a woman at 32 which was fucked by 5 other guys before you.

How did I enhance it if you can only teleport to the nearest one instead of the actual destination you want to go to?

your eyes become mirrors rendering you completely blind

Each time you get dubs someone you know dies instantly and the cause of death is instantaneous combustion

>You immediately forget where you were going. Or why.

Telekinesis

thats not a limit, its an enhancement.

STOP TIME
>ZA WARUDO

Godlike omnipotence

You can only move genitals 50km from you

>Anything you use telekinesis on turns to shit. "Actual human feces"...

Read minds

Being able to buy a gf in Runescape.

You can't control how long the time is stopped.
It is a random value between a second and 10 years.
You also age while you've stopped time.

>you play runescape.
No drawback needed. You are already a faggot.

It's a guy

Only when no one is around

Power of creation

That's not even inconvenient

You realize that it's best not to interfere because now that you've grown out of your chilish delusions as a human you realize that god made everything - the way it is - perfect.

Of the dead

>when read minds, your skincolor turns black

moving with superspeed

>Only when no one is around
So cameras dont see you. Thats not a big drawback.

You must use your own mass to create anything. (Of equivalent mass)

Alter other peoples mood at whim!

You can only read your own.

Being immune to "your mother dies in her sleep" posts.

You can run at high speed but your heart won't pump enough blood and you'll die

>Power of creation
Like creating an element?
Life?
Or art?
>Assuming the last because you didn't specify.
You're constantly surrounded by bernie sanders supporters who want you to smoke weed and start a revolution. There are also some hot chicks, but none of them shave and they have rather poor hygene.

>When your eyes are closed

Breathe underwater

Your skin can't handle the wind friction

with no way to strengthen your bones. You break you legs when you take off.

unbreakable skin

Your mother's already dead

Only after ingesting at least one Liter of sperm

Read Hitlers mind.
That would actually be awesome!

>when [INSERT SUPERPOWER], your skincolor turns black
That is the universal "your superpower is useless" disadvantage.
/thread

>smells like fart

stop time

Never immuned to "post or never have a girlfriend "

It's impossible to perform a surgery on you and you die of appendicitis

Created stuff either is incorporal but visible.
Or solid but invisible.

Instant cloning of yourself.

The power... to move you.

The clones all hate eachother

Clone is a violent pedophile

Clones kill you

Until the air in your lungs runs out.

Construct unlimited resonant crystalline matter

That just makes it a perfect clone

The old you leaves behind a corpse?

>Read minds
You can't distinguish between your own thoughts and the thoughts of others. The more you read, the more you become someone else.

Comes out of your ass 5 times a day

You have to visit the location before

Challenge accepted

For as long as you can hold your breath

Walking through walls

Omipotence

One punch

Talk to animals

It hurts A LOT.

The ability to create matter out of nothing, and replicate any object you have seen before.

Crippling diarrhea

The object comes out of your peehole.

Would create my own language, so I could pretty much tell my own tougts from others.
Also you failed to put in a new superpower.

Turn water into vine.

When you have sex with em

Their responses are in a foreign language

superpower is limited enough.

who the fuck needs more vines.

Can only be with your tongue
>respawn

shapeshifter

But you are a non-interventional god.

can only shift into geometric shapes.

respawn as a bee

You can't turn back into your original form

>You hate vine.

Speake and understand all languages.

Only people that reply to you have thid power

>shapeshifting

Kek

ability to turn anyone into the opposite sex or gender

You're a misanthrope.

Unless you post in threads.

The ability to control wind.

>the power to make tasty garlic bread from normal white bread whenever you want to

The wind in your asshole.

>The power to negate climate change.

You're Elon Musk.

You have to watch the entire bee movie everytime before you respawn, everytime movie gets 50% slower

The power to permanently increase the quality of posts on Sup Forums/b

But you have to fuck the nearest hot gril in order to use it.

Having the ability to cool something to Kelvin

You can only get dubs when you post traps

>The power to negate climate change in your asshole

The ability to kill yourself at any time

Climate change skeptics smugly claim it's part of the natural cycle of the Earth's temperature cycles

Infinite Supply of Horse and Goat meat when I say NIGGER.

But trump gets elected, and fucks it up again.

>The power to get into bed with everyone you want.

>Having the ability to cool something to Kelvin
>to Kelvin
It happens completely random how many kelvin you cool it down do (or heat it up), so usually the thing evaporates.

But you have to fuck a nigger in order for you to say nigger, my nigger.

Have the ability to change 3rd worlds into developed societies.

How highlander like

Ability to temporarily turn any woman you fuck into a 12yo