What went wrong?

What went wrong?

she didn't do too well on the casting couch

Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.

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liberalism claims another

How long until David steps in and says "son, you're embarassing the Beckham name staying with that f-f-f-fridge"

I think the extremely high wasted yoga pants created some sort of illusion. It makes he legs look super long because you assume the end a little lower than the waist.

Child star, what parent sacrifices their child's childhood for fame?

>You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this.

Weed

A FUCKING FRIDGE

Her body is so awkward looking.

Fucking virgins ALL OF YOU

Settle down, ch(l)omo

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no bueno

more like chl(o)mo

get it, because her pussy is busted

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me on the left

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OINK OINK OINK

>what kind of body shape you want senpai
>linebacker
>so no more

Cute kid =/= cute adult.

oh fuck me

Definition of high test

Poor girl thought she would grow up with an hour glass body.

Instead she became a fridge.

>shoulders wider than hips

ishygddt

can surgery fix this?