I'm socially inept and don't care. Dubs decides.
I'm socially inept and don't care. Dubs decides
"Look ill be straight: i like you and want to date you. Hows that sound ?"
would you like to paint me someday wearing nothing but my undies? *teheheheehe*
Bumping with picture of her
would you like to paint me naked? can't hold an erection for 5 hours straight lol
i only draw niggers during coitus
can you paint my dick?
haha. yeah.
anyway, have you ever tried to cup your own fart and eat it?
WELP
Trips win
Jesus christ, give me a second.
I know this sounds weird but would you paint me standing naked doing a thinker's pose? I'll give you 20quid
checked and kek'd
TRIPS OF TRUTH
Classic Sup Forumstard. Prefers some kek over getting laid. You my boys
Dr. Kekklesmith, your 2:22 appointment is here.
Cringe.
Here's proof that I sent it, will post response, dubs decides again
Don't do it faggot
Nice one. OP deliver
Who in this board isn't cringe? 90% of thread are furry, loli or cock rate. I think I'm one of the lesser cringe
*send her your dickpic*
I need a motherfuckers address his gamertag is lewiss6 he is well known for being a scamming little cunt he just stole 80k gold from me or atkeast tell me where to go to ask for his address if nobody here can help
OP DELIVARS
Now say naa im joking mind going on a date with me this friday? :)
Winrar
paint me like one of your french grills
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How about we meet up and rape a dog
great i wasted my dubs on this
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this is now trips thread
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Oh fuck
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Wiiiiinraaar. Trips
Fair point. Touché brother.
Rolling
DO IT
If dubs follow up with:
(Spoiler: I did)
rollio
Rollerin@
LETS GO OP
LULZ
Offer to cup one of your farts for her to eat
Shit bros I don't think I can go through with dick pic. Not now anyway. Checked tho
Rol
I've been on the fence about this for a while, but I really want your opinion before I make a decision. Has anyone really been far as decided even go want do look more like?
kek
your end is near OP wheres the pic m8
DUBZ
Ask her if she will watch The Jungle Book with you
THIS THEN
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Checked
So close
Roll for this
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And on this day, OP was a faggot, just as fortold.
Do it
DO IT
Kek
nyyaaaa :3 i can be your painting servant
nice one op!
SEND DICKPICK WE GOT TRIPS FUCKYOU
Rollling
you cant say no to satans trips
shut up gollum
Just kidding about the farts lol. I would like to lick your asshole though.. Interested?
But my satanic trips...
I'm gonna get myself out of this fart topic then we'll see if we can go for dick pic.
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nigga get tf out we aren't your personal army
Say I'll wine and dine you for a taste of your farts
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rawl
PRECIOUSSSS!!!!!
Unless he wants to end up dying tomorrow. Like the last one if you remember
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legend.
This
You into black cotton farmers gettin their puss eaten put by a beartrap, rare but shits cash, also wanna have sex?? *blushez*
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sorry im weird hahah
just finished changing my gam gams diapers
HOW ABOUT A CUP OF MY DICK?? (in caps btw)
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haha okay. Well how about this then? We can push our butts together as hard as we can, and then I'll poop into your butthole, and then you can push it back into my butthole.
reroll
You'll pass gas?
rollin for this
Send this
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
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you were actually doing better than her, at least you were being kind of funny. I fucking hate all her kisses at the end of her messages, she seems very simple
Ask her for a pic of her whispering eye
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Say
"Do you remember that snake from The Jungle Book, he looks weird in the live action version"
Draw some snake patters on your dick and draw 2 little eyes and send a picture
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Listen, babe, I just want to make you my wife and have you work in my kitchen for the rest of your life. Interested?
well fuck u then bitch