Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

utoo.pw/JSJP
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Claim

Arisu.

(user)
Oh.

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This Redskin Eagle game is great.

>beg me to leave
>"it doesn't bother us
Kekekekekeke

CLaim

I keep wasting my money on games and stuff and i'm bad at saving it

>not watching the saints

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>when were you diagnosed with autism
Self-diagnosed, nigger
>what does your brain thinks a vagina feels like
Well like a warm slippery tunnel grasping down on my throbbing dick and making me cum from the sensitivity of the glans area of my dick.
>how mad were you at the sight of the timestamp of my gf
Haven't seen it yet, can you repost it?

See you guys later.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny anime sluts of your city on utoo.pw/JSJP

Phahahhahahaha virgin confirmed

Dude. Seriously. See a psychiatrist. This obsession really isn't healthy.

That sucks. Are you also thinking about getting a PS4 too? I really want one.

I will later, I love the Saints.

Good afternoon gents

This.
But, the Saints game isn't even on yet.
Lovely.

Do you cry every time I ask those questions? You're clearly so triggered by them you go above and beyond to avoid them. How hard does it hit you to be jealous of your internet bully?

>the shitposters fucks over the shitposter
Mi Liu, for fucks sake, I love your actions

Thanks f course Miku would be a DD

I don't even need (you).

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Of course*

Nyanpasu
He has his moments
I smell much heresy

>fucks me over
>describes his virgin fantasy of having sex
I'm still here

Probably not, there aren't many games i want on it and i don't like paying for online. Maybe eventually when prices come down enough

How hard does it hit when I address a problem you're clearly ignoring?

You're gonna be late for your social gathering

If Pokemon guy answers 3 questions ill leave the threads and never return.

Literally why?

You're not though. What you're doing is bringing up a distraction from the questions because they obviously hit you pretty damn hard. You're pretending I'm depressed or whatever so you don't have to avoid the questions. The only thing making me sad is how you're probably crying every time I ask them. Sike it makes me even happier

Hello dearest
I just got new doggo
How's your Sunday?

Nyanpasu
What's up my man?

Aye, he does alright!

No, no, you don't understand, he just made that shit up for you to piss on it.
The fact that you wrote just means that you feel for his shitpost

No one cares. You're fun to make fun off

>sike
>psyche
Learn to spell and not just be phonetic. This is why your country is falling behind on literacy.

Oh I never pay for online, I only like to play the in-game story or whatever. Never online. It's not worth it.. at least until they fix the servers and ban the hackers.

Why what?
>mfw

>this post
Literally what? I feel for his shit post?

>new dogger
How I am doesn't matter, dogger ftw.
Hes a shitposter Id have a beer with.
QuickMemo guy is a shitposter

What a heartbreaking loss for the Eagles.

Why would you want a ps4?

Yes, you did

Oh, nice, I just remember him writing me some kind of erotical fan fiction.
How is he in person?

Mostly to play with my siblings who don't believe in PC gaming.

It's a slang term. The word "psyche" means something completely different. it's funny when the only thing you think y'all have on me is intelligence, but you don't even have that. Also, you're implying that one person "mispelling" one word is the reason for an entire countries education. Fucking buck tooth queen fetishist.

I kind of want one too, so I can play Destiny, Bloodborne and Final Fantasy 15

Death Stranding looks cool too

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Ok

I dozed off.

Kek. Europe is a bunch of politically correct cucks. I'll take a few misspelled words over getting blown to bits by a camel fucker because my soft, pussy government needs money from oil barons

Alright fine let's get this over with

>when were you diagnosed with autism.
I assume saying someone has autism is your go to for when things don't go your way. But either way, I'd have to say it was around the time when I fucked your mom.
>what does your brain think a vagina feels like
I don't really think about stuff like that, mainly because it isn't important. That being said, it probably feels like a fleshy tube or something
>How mad were you at the sight of the timestamp of my gf
Not mad at all. You owed us a timestamp, you delivered, no reason to be mad at all

This is the part where you leave the threads and never return.

Godspeed cuck. Godspeed

sup

I forgot about last thread. It was pruned when i refreshed it

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See

Sike is a small stream. And the term as a slang term is shorthand for 'psyched you out', which is shorthand for 'Im a piece of shit and you should never listen to me'. Its not one person. You being one of the general public, along with the fact that you alconsider yourself 'normal' while continually responding to those you consider 'autistic neckbearded virgin manchildren' makes you the actual retard.

And before you give me shit about that UD definition
Heres the second definition.

It died pretty fast tbh

Why not Ps3?
>paying 400 dollars just so you can buy 3 games
You hate your own brothers?

It matters to me
But new dogger is good dogger
Pretty cute

-_-

>doggo
Nice. I want one pretty badly.
Sunday's going fine enough. Pretty boring though. Watching YouTube.
How's yours going?

I didn't say I was going to buy one, just that I kind of wanted one. And certainly there would be more games along the line, not that I can afford either currently

But your soft pussy government does need money from oil barons. And your problems with BLM and your own citizens are bad enough that the ragheads dont want to go there.

How the hell did he get a job? Fuck, I'd love to read his Job application. Must be full of typos, misspellings and wrong use of words

Could see her as CL too.

Where? Why?

>a fleshy tube
Hahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
>earlier in the thread he says he's disappointed the shit posting stopped
>"Now leave the threads forever"
BAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

カラミチーマス

What breed is new dogger?
Im fine, as I always am. A little more sleep wouldnt hurt but everyone needs more of that. Heading off to work in the next 5 mins, probably wont reply for 30/40.
For all the justice
Daddy literally got him his job.

>implying anyone believed you

>a fleshy tube

Third point. We recognise the Queen as a monarch. We are seperated from her in terms of what happens. Learn your shit.

>probably feels like a fleshy tube

I thought we established that when I answered your questions, you would leave.

oreo is sick

he's not looking well

he is at the vet but I may not see him anymore

he's my only friend

>samefagging about something that feels like a wet hot fleshy tube

You didn't have sex yet, did you?

>I'm honestly dissapointed the shit posting stopped
Oh really

fixed it thank me later

I'm sorry to hear that. What happened? Did he eat something bad?

Pretty boring also, just studying for A&P final tomorrow
What kind of doggo do you want?

She's a beagle
I'm not set on what name she should have because I'm iffy on her given name
I feel you on the sleep
I could fix it but I always stay up too late
Have good work

>virgins have no idea what a vagina feels like
The fleshlight you installed to your anime body pillow doesn't count guys

I wouldn't be surprised if that attitude gets you fired. You put so much effort into your shitposting, you fail at everything else.

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Good luck on the final.
A German Shepherd or a Great Dane.

he was attacked by a dog, I really fucking hate dogs

Last night I went to a canal where these strays used to bark and chase me when I would go for a run, I got one of them and killed it I was so mad

I live in the ghetto and there's a lot of strays :o

He can't get fired though. His daddy got him his job. No way he could write a normal sounding english application.

Shit man, I'm sorry to hear that.
Let's just hope he gets better.

You're probably right.

>he thinks my dad got me my job
>he uses the word daddy
>he says I can't write properly based on one spelling error
>he's doing this to defend this cartoon wife
Adorable :)

thank you for your concerns, I was crying most of yesterday and I even had a dream I was with him and everything was normal, I was so heartbroken when I woke up

Where are you from?

I'm sure he'll get better

>crying over an animal
>I live in the ghetto
No you don't. You wouldn't last a month where I grew up you soft fucking pussy. My family dog died and everybody was sad so i threw him in the ditch and let the maggots eat him. I loved the dog but it's an animal, get over it

Cute

Oh. That's it? Lol i thought they'll be more wording to it. Anyways, what's up?

Arizona :o
I hope

Not much.

He will