What did you fuck when you had no girlfriend?
What did you fuck when you had no girlfriend?
men
my hand.
why is this a thing?
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Once I Fucked a watermelon...It was good
Should've been first response
Yo couch, nigga!
Raw Chicken from the supermarket. I fucket it's dead neck
My hando commando
Considering what you did, was it at least worth it?
banana peel
Yes
why not just jack off isnt that like a wasted money with what you could buy something else? huh? unless you cook and eat jizz-chicken afterwards
>this
That's good OP, fuck the black mans fruit. Some serious degradation. Racist faggot.
Ya mom.
Maybe he didn't cum in the chicken but It would still be weird to eat the thing you fucked
Yep did this 3 or 4 times, but i feel like i'm just wasting condoms
Hahaha
Good old fashioned pwning.
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my boyfreind
my brother
Actually, It feels Great when you leave no space for air, and try to take out your dick, the suction is incredible
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I didn't eat it. I was just super horny when i did it
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The only good answer.
I had my first orgasm in a plastic bag full of hand lotion placed under the cushion of a couch,
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fuggit
you fucking bastard
Two sponges inside of a glass with a condom on. Poor pocket pussy
I used to blow myself/
now thats what i call a feminine penis
straight people just call it a penis
hoes
i want to try that since a moment, how does it feel ? (bad - medium - good)
a fleshlight, and it was fucking awesome.
and now i have no lube and am to much of fagot to buy it in person so now i just use my hand. :(
Just order it online fagget
Sluts
your mom.
males so weird
use vegetable oil if you're too much of a pussy to go into a store and buy lube.
Sluts.
Roll
My life....
Women that werent my girlfriend.