What did you fuck when you had no girlfriend?

What did you fuck when you had no girlfriend?

men

my hand.

why is this a thing?

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Once I Fucked a watermelon...It was good

Should've been first response

Yo couch, nigga!

Raw Chicken from the supermarket. I fucket it's dead neck

My hando commando

Considering what you did, was it at least worth it?

banana peel

Yes

why not just jack off isnt that like a wasted money with what you could buy something else? huh? unless you cook and eat jizz-chicken afterwards

>this

That's good OP, fuck the black mans fruit. Some serious degradation. Racist faggot.

Ya mom.

Maybe he didn't cum in the chicken but It would still be weird to eat the thing you fucked

Yep did this 3 or 4 times, but i feel like i'm just wasting condoms

Hahaha
Good old fashioned pwning.

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my boyfreind

my brother

Actually, It feels Great when you leave no space for air, and try to take out your dick, the suction is incredible

...

I didn't eat it. I was just super horny when i did it

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The only good answer.

I had my first orgasm in a plastic bag full of hand lotion placed under the cushion of a couch,

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fuggit

you fucking bastard

Two sponges inside of a glass with a condom on. Poor pocket pussy

I used to blow myself/

now thats what i call a feminine penis

straight people just call it a penis

hoes

i want to try that since a moment, how does it feel ? (bad - medium - good)

a fleshlight, and it was fucking awesome.
and now i have no lube and am to much of fagot to buy it in person so now i just use my hand. :(

Just order it online fagget

Sluts

your mom.

males so weird

use vegetable oil if you're too much of a pussy to go into a store and buy lube.

Sluts.

Roll

My life....

Women that werent my girlfriend.