Hey Sup Forums, am I too small to be useful?

Hey Sup Forums, am I too small to be useful?

why are your balls the size of a grape fruit??

HONEST ANSWER

Nah youre not too small,
most girls probably would think its fine
Youre not exactly huge either
so your regular size penis+ just be a great guy and supportive and you should be a perfect mate for most gals.

although, even if you had a 9inch dick some chicks would cheat on you still anyways, ya know? but youre just fine bruh

No. Stop being an insecure faggot.

Perfect for cuck porn

it's small but i'd still suck it and let you cum in my mouth

you have a great body


i'm a twink btw

Have you ever seen a grapefruit before? I would have accepted clementine.

But its my fetish

are these both you?

yes

being a pathetic human being isnt a fetish

being attracted to feet is a fetish

OP, I'd fuck you. Or suck your dick. Whichever.

My penis disagrees.

thanks :)

thanks :)

Hey Andrew...

wow

"He went that away, officer"

Whats wrong with your balls?

Tissues and lotion in the background. kek faggot.

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my actual balls or my metaphorical balls?

You look like an excellent fucktoy, OP

God damn, I opened this thread to feel better about my little dick but it's only actual fags who like this.
Damn.

what?

Just turn into a fag, nigger. The Spartans did it, why can't you?

Oh, I'm not OP. I was just saying, the only people responding positively to this are fags.
My lil dick weeps. It craves a woman's touch

you're a fag if you don't like it, faggot

Idk. I like women too much

Me too until Sup Forums turned me gay. Now I like twinks and traps. Life's too short to just chase for pussy, double your chances brah.

Thanks :)

Did that not help you feel better?!! SOunds like it should have.

the amount of how much you like women has no effect on the amount that you can like men

You would make the perfect cuck.

Im the same size and I hit the end of my filipina wifes poon, make sure she cums 2-3 times during sex, she seems happy, dont know how youd go in your boyfriends ass

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I like men just fine. Not to fuck tho.

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thanks!

More with the collar

I'd fuck you like crazy if you were close to me.

Your big balls make it look shorter then it is. I have that problem. Mine's just under 6 inches but looks smaller till i hold my balls back.

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No, you're definitely one of those "Motion of the ocean" type niggas.

pic unrelated

Did they need a magnifying glass when they snipped your pee pee?

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Where ya at?

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LOL I KNOW THIS DUDE

yeah pretty much this

dox then?

Then go give him a good dicking, faggot.

not even a juxtaposition, this is just fucking weird

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