Be me

>Be me
>American kid with Lebanese Muslim parents
>Atheist myself
>Born in Dearborn, MI
>Live with a ton of Muslims here
>It is believed that the city is 41.7% Muslim, I doubt that. A lot of the people here are atheists. I would say its about 28% Muslim
>I hate being involved in politics but I am forced to because of the Muslim population here
>It seems almost as if its every other week that a white christian faggot wants to "save me from the evils of Islam". Fuck off (white) nigger their is no God
>The Muslim women here, hijabies as I call them, are the worst
>They get offended by everything, and I do mean ANYTHING
>It's racist to call black people black... wut?
>But it's 100% fine for them to call blacks in arabic "عبد", "abaide" (which literally means slave)
>I just wanna get out of this city
>I always have to deal with white trash shitting their pants when ever I say live near Muslims, now on I just say I'm from Detroit (which I'm not lying, I do live in the 313)
>The Democratic republic of Congo seems appealing to me now
>This place is so shitty you can get cancer by breathing the air
>How do I escape this hell hole of PC Muzzies and pants shitting far right conservatives?

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lol. i used to live near dearborn and went to U of M - Dearborn.
Sadly they only way I got out was by joining the Army. Shit sucked but I did my time and now live somewhere else where i got a good thing going for me.
Probably not the advice you're looking for. but good luck anyway, OP

Did you join the army before or after University?

Literally sandnigger, youre gifted with a different view of the US of A, you should wisely use that to your advantage and gauge the cultures around the states and become an inconspicuous non violent psychopathic manipulator for profit whilst learning engineering things.
>...ahem... Ill take a fav song from you as a tip for this sound advice.

I joined after my degree. That used to be enough to make you an officer. but nowadays it's super competitive. So, I just enlisted, went in as an E4 specialist.

nawh, I don't really feel like the whole origination thing. But learning about engineering does sound good to me. Maybe I could become a civil engineer. Or maybe a web developer since I do a good bit about web developing. Thanks holms

*since I do know a good bit
*spulling errrrorrr*

>godless underaged shitskin

get the fuck off this board faggot

Point a gun at cops. That'll cure all your problems.

But I don't have shit skin. I'm pale as fuck.

>american kid with lebanese muslim parents.

You're not american, friend. You're a godless savage who is also a sand nigger.

No that wouldn't work. The police here are too PC to shoot at me.

>pretending to be white

Please stop turkey boi

I was born in American my man. Savage? Alright. Lebanon doesn't have any deserts btw.

my ass. post pic of your arm with timestamp

If i was born in a garage would that make me a car then?

>Lebanon doesn't have any deserts
Ok desert boy

Fuck dude. U went to Fordson? I had to go to Edsel. Get away from the Lebanese. I'm sorry but ur people are some of the worst to try and live with. Petty ass motherfuckers....

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I know this is bait but I'll bite. When the first Europeans came to American are they considered Americans?

Yea, I went to Fordson.

what the fuck is wrong with your skin? did you tie a belt around your wrist?

no, they were born in europe and travelled to America.

كس امك.

I know it's weird. My rooms walls are painted blue and it gives off this weird blue tin on everything.

Seems white to me, now show that face, need to see what I'll be fucking

Ben is memes are dead. It is time for us to quite mourning his death and move on.

>Lebanon doesn't have any deserts
A-Are you actually retarded or do you just always post the first listicle on Google as irrefutable proof?

Pic related: Literally Lebanon

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I live in the Metro Detroit area as well. I know your pain. It seems here that there are more and more muzzies moving into my city.

We need to stop this.

The real problem is the growing Jewish population. BLACK JEWS! AHHHHH!

Is HFC closed tomorrow or just the public schools?
By the way you're a faggot

Faggot OP here. I know that Fordson and Edsel is having a snow day.

I GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL YOU FUCK

I'M TELLING YOU WHAT I KNOW! AHHHHHHH!

You are a fucking shia, your worth is no better than a dog. Like I give a fuck...

FUCKING NORMALFAG
GET THE FUCK OUT MY TOWN
You can't lie though, these Muslim's have good fuckin food
Their cheese bread is sex

>Atheist

Move to Florida. Puerto Ricans and Cubans are not as bad as sandniggers.

The problem is you live in Michigan. Go to California or NYC

Their cheese bread is good. But FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING NIGGER! I BET YOU SUPPORT OBAMA! WHY DO WE STILL USE UMBRELLAS IN MODERN SOCIETY!

>The Democratic republic of Congo seems appealing to me now

You might want to start reading the news.

It was a joke my man. But Dearborn is still shit.

>Florida

Going to be 70 here tomorrow. Enjoy your snow faggot.

Jokes on you! I fucking love the cold! Enjoy your mosquito's and alligators!

>>It's racist to call black people black... wut?
>>But it's 100% fine for them to call blacks in arabic "عبد", "abaide" (which literally means slave)

Thanks for the tidbit. I'm always interested in shitty behavior of all races, colors, and creeds.

I don't think they know that it means slave but maybe they do. Who knows.

I had a girlfriend who lived there. I liked the area, her family, and her pussy. :)

Living in the area is something you don't want to do. Unless your in Dearborn height's, even then there are better places. I like her pussy too ;)

You probably know my old girlfriend. Take a guess. She graduated in 2013.

ahmed mohamed

Upstate NY. Pretty much Southern Canada. No one gives a fuck about anything here. Plus you're from MI so you could definitely deal with the cold

My town literally doesn't have a single church or religious building in it (pretty sure there's a Buddhist sanctuary the next town over with Zen gardens and shit though)

Sounds like a dude. Nope. Keep trying.

Fuck you, you goat fucking cock sucker.

Your telling me this isn't her?

okay

you're old enough to post on Sup Forums, right?
literally catch a bus and leave

I've told you before m8, I'm Lebanese
I just don't give a shit about any of these fucking shitskins in my city

By the way. My vibe from Dearborn is that everyone wants to have a suburban Kardashian life.

And then what?

You're on point

Lolz. No. I've seen this kid. Didnt he get accused of falsely making a bomb?

FUCKING YEAH HOLY SHIT IT'S DISGUSTING I FUCKING HATE THIS COMMUNITY

You'll make it dude. Its just a different poison somewhere else. I met her in college at WVU because she wanted out so bad. She moved back cause she realized it was shit here too.

Sweet.

You aren't American

yea yea yea. I know the whole "Oh if I were born in a aquarium am I a fish?" "paradox".

Age?

19

were you circumcised in dearborn?

You must know my old gf. She was semi popular.

I'm not sending pics if that's what your trying to get to

naw, just asking

wasy to move, go to Bham, nice there.....
birmingham condo: Are you alone? Move in, free rent, private bedroom. Enjoy being companion, shopper & assistant to 90 year old couple. 2**-819-6696

No rent? How would they make money?

His father sent him to school with a stripped-down clock in a suitcase meant to look like a bomb, so that he would gain attention when someone dared to say that the brown kid had something that looked like a bomb.

Did they do a good job at least?

Jezus fuck! That is not a dessert, you dumb, dumb shit! Words can't describe how stupid you are.

...Why not save a thousand dollars or so, move to a different part of the country that has low unemployment and get another job there?

Nice.