How was your 2016 user?

How was your 2016 user?

What are your plans for 2017?

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>spent most of 2016 jerking off to facebook pictures of girls who don't notice or care that i exist
>going to spend most of 2017 jerking off to facebook pictures of girls who don't notice or care that i exist

My nigga

You go boy

first half of 2016 was the best of my life
second half, probably the worst.

2016 was shit worked over half my time away 2017 will be the same

Not sure why I bother making these threads. Never get many replies.

What happened annon?

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>Spent 2016 laying plans to get out of California and back to Florida
>Moving back to Florida to a job paying ~30% more (along with no state tax), living on the beach

Feels good man

good: the soccer team i support pulled off one of the greatest underdog stories in sporting history

bad:my dad nearly died and is now disabled.

Sending dick pic now.

Leicester fan?

yup

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>start of 2016, had pneumonia
>august, caught meningitis, three weeks in hospital, tacheotomy, induced coma for 10 days, pumped full of propofol and haloperidol
>three weeks ago, broke two ribs

2016 sucked penguin dick for me

My friends quit talking to me suddenly. Wont answer their phones, won't return texts. Idk what I did because no one has the balls to just tell me why. But at least I still have my dog, so theres that at least.

To be honest I don't really care anymore, fuck them. Once my plans go into full swing they won't even be an afterthought.

Good: The Penguins won the Stanley Cup
Bad: That was the only good thing that happened

annoying or a mooch

That happened to me this year. After a while I did get a response 'I'd appreciate it if you'd just forget me'. This person is 30 years old as well.

>Once my plans go into full swing they won't even be an afterthought.
School shooter confirmed.

Im 27 now and did nothing with my life didnt fuck any girls or even go on a date . I jerked off alot and swallowed my cum a few times though.

Pretty great, found a girl who loves me like I love her and is pretty fucking freaky

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fock dude too true

Shes going to cheat on you then leave you for a nigger next month

just noticed the milhouse

this year i became a true criminal

Tell more information

are u a Sup Forums hackerboi who know computer shit and will look me up?

I dont care enough too

Worst year on record.
Just capped it off by totaling my car this afternoon.

Maybe my apartment could burn down fir Christmas, and my dog could die in New Years Eve. Then it'd be complete.

Got fired from my $50K a year job on December 1 ... Now trolling this shit-hole awaiting unemployment checks. Ho ho ho Merry Christmas my ass.

I made enough money to invest in the stock market and not be a loser anymore. 2017 is looking even better. Don't worry though, I'll still visit.

>commencing backtrace now
>pinging the subnet
>localhost is go
>WE'RE IN

You wanna hang out? We'll get shit-faced. Lol

You don't get unemployment when you get fired. $50,000 a year.. your lying.

You are whats wrong with america

No, you've actually got it backwards, if you quit you don't get unemployment. Always make them fire you.

Yes you can depending on state and union or not.

hahahah XD ok i kno i sound kinda faggy about it i shouldnt even mention it maybe its my inner fag

No one makes $50,000 a year.

That'd be craaazy.

Ha, you guys are fucking losers.. not your friends fault you suck so bad they want to forget you exist.

>Ho ho ho Merry Christmas my ass.
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That's fucking right blame me for downsizing and corporate greed after 20 years of employment while you sniff your mother's dirty panties in the basement.

Kill them user, become a hero to all betas. I'm being serious and not joking.

A tried a dick in the butt this year.
Didn't know what I thought of it at the time. But now it's all I want, all the time. Cock plowing my butt and pumping me full of hot jizzzz

Kek

Get off entitlements you bumass gucking socialist pile of cowshit

Not even joking. I spent like 99.8% of this entire year unemployed at my moms house surfing the internet for 16 hours a day

I have lost control of my life and I have no idea what to do to fix it. If I turn off this computer, there is absolutely nothing else to do in this house. Any job I apply to I don't get because i'm under qualified.

Fuck I don't know what to do. I feel totally trapped and helpless. Like even if I try my best my future is going to be this forced compromise I don't even want

Keep on thinking positive!

8 days in to this year my friends broke my jaw while drinking just kinda went down hill from there

But user...

I'm fairly sure that's pretty gay user.

Work was a little annoying, but there's nothing new there. Certainly tolerable.

Decent amount of travel.

First child.

Finally redid the kitchen so it's reasonably close to what I like.

Nice anniversary with the wife.

Overall, I'd say not bad. If abit underachieving on my part (I've really got to get off my ass and work harder).

2017:

More of the same, but a bit more sport (gotta take up tennis, biking, and hiking again), get more shit done for my side business. Figure out a way to get more than one income stream.

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2016 went really well, actually. I know a lot of people had a shitty 2016, so I can call myself blessed.

>promotion with bonus and substantial raise
>got out of a shitty relationship and into a healthy one
>new car
>lost 50 pounds

Plans for 2017 are to fix my credit and build a savings account for emergencies.

Wasn't that bad..
Gonna travel alot in 2017 and fuck so many whores I'll probably get an STD. Thailand and Poland here I come.

>Toured the country in a bus used by Brian Wilson and Paul McCartney's bands.
>Played in a Reno casino for 3 months with free rent and food.
>Got paid to go back home, do a show, and fuck all my old college friends.
>Spent the summer in NC doing shows with a free car and free rent.
>Hung out in NY for a month smoking weed and doing some shows. Visited a lot of cool museums and bars.
>Starting rehearsals on Tuesday, don't need to find a new job til March.

2016 was the best year of my life. Hoping 2017 is better.

Who said anything about killing people you fucking nutjob? Life is shit right now and I'd be lying if I said the thought hasnt crossed my mind to just go fucking crazy and start shooting people, but I know by this time next year I'll have enough cash saved up and finally got the fuck out of my parents house.

start working out get abit buffer also u get out of the house u will look alot better and will feel more confident theres always programs to educate u to qualify u for a job and with a confident face and atitude and program qualification in the job u are searching u might get the job friends ull find along the way

try reading a book every once in a while, bro.

Come say it to my face... I will shove the barrel of my Republican backed .45-70 contender to your head and fire. Then melt the barrel in my backyard forge while i burn your pathetic fag body while receiving unemployment I've paid into for 20 years. Hopefully your cuck father and dick-trough whore mother don't miss you... I'd hate to see them an hero themselves trying to cope with your immense faggotry and death.

I kill people.

Cultural marxist cock suckin faggo wop

Good for you. You want a fucking medal?

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This faggot can't get a real job, so he's mad because he's a 9-5 loser with no intellect or hope to better his pathetic life. Your average liberal faggot.

Sounds awesome. I'm sure I wouldn't say the same about your music.

You're so eloquent. Let me guess, GED?

YES. I got a medal for killing people when I was a cop in the US.

Be sypathetic.

Think how fucked this user is.

He's either been reduced to having internet tough guy tantrums or he really *does* kill people but no one believes him.

Kinda hilarious really.

How did you know ?

Meh 2016. Felt like I was spinning my wheels and not going anywhere until the last 3 weeks. Got a new job that starts in January and they are paying for my move across the country.

Allow me to congratulate you on your new job and move.

>cop
>gets medal for shooting someone

k

Thanks, I appreciate it.

You may want to check your doors twice tonight.... Hahaha! (Evil Laugh) I love fucking a fresh corpse.

Yeah man, luckily it ain't my music. Primarily juke box musicals. 99% of my audience are senior citizens in red states.

People like you and I don't pay for art and media. Of course, I'd love to eventually be playing music that is more artistically fulfilling while still making money, but I'm still happy learning how to make money while working on my own failure solo work in the meantime.

Whether that ever happens I can't say, but I can at least learn the business from the inside so that I can help other people with their shit.

I've actually had a feasibly life changing 2016:

> quit alcohol (not drunk in 7 months)
> quit drugs of all kinds
> came off my anti depressant medication
> set up a new business
> spent a lot of time with my son and have never felt any closer to him
> cut all toxic people out of my life
> lost weight, but need to lose more
> become much happier and calmer

In comparison last year I attempted suicide, knocked someone out and nearly killed him, had extensive pending legal troubles from that, lost £200k on drugs and gambling, had numerous issues and problems with everyone around me.

I feel incredibly positive about he new year, even though as it stands, I've materialistically got so little to my name compared to previous. Mindset and internal happiness is much more important.

You're so cute, just like a handful of baby squirrels.

>primarily juke box musicals
Wut

Do you play at retirement communities orsomething?

The only reason George Zimmerman didn't get a medal was because he was a hot-head. Had he been A church-going,NRA member red blooded American, he would have.

Imagine those baby squirrels in your paper towel tube trying to get to your peanut butter packed asshole...

Thank you for yet another tiny glimpse into the Freudian nightmare of your mind.

That is not good allegory my friend. I prefer to think I am Goebbles, reincarnated.

Because you're a faggot just like him?

Do you even know what Goebbels did?

For starters, he was rather well-spoken.

No, because I hold the final solution in my head... This one won't fail.

2016 wasn't bad. Got a new job I really like, lots of hours though.
Went to some new places, did fun things met new people.
Bought some useful items, got new ideas for stuff.
On the bad side, more people irl locally moved away, a couple of my long distance friends wrote me off, got lazy put on some weight.
Endcap, wound up meeting an 18 yr old at a rave that just kept texting me. Some of the things she said made me realize I have been going in the wrong direction for awhile as far as my attitudes go.

2017: i'f like to think it's going to be good. Heading back in the right direction again. Thanks A~

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2016 was alright.
Gonna invade Poland soon so 2017 will be lit

Such as yourself? Please, I have nothing to prove to you. Hahaha!

I'm almost sure Goebbels never went on about squirrels and peanut butter packed rectums.

I'll take that as "No, I don't know what Goebbels did." Especially, given your whole "I kill people bit" your probably thinking of Heinrich Himmler...or...given your tenor, more like a wannabee Klaus Barbie.

You do realize that HIV-AIDS was put into motion by the Nazi's in Argentina... It is mutating to be resistant to treatments thusly bringing the start of the 4th Reich.

Your insistence that you have nothing to prove just says you're trying to prove a point.

Please, see this

Who said anything about aids you faggot? Just stop posting.

The Thick Of It - one of my favourite lines.

That and when Malcolm turns to Ben Swaine after telling him he should run for PM "Stop fucking blinking or I'll pull out your fucking optic nerve and strangle you with it"

Thank you for proving my point. Merry Christmas.

Wasted another year of my life doing nothing.

Still no gf.

2017 likely won't be any different. But if I get off my ass and hit the gym, maybe I can join the military. And hopefully I can go to Syria to fight.