What does Sup Forums want for Christmas?

What does Sup Forums want for Christmas?

Happiness.

Legos are cool too though

A new life

Trips
Underwear
Socks
Cash

You'll shoot your dick off.

Fuck you I'm not giving you trips.

Socks and whisky

A gun, at least 180 rounds, and a bottle of jack daniels.

2 revovlers
12 shots

my two front teeth

You'll just shove it up your pooper and shoot your prostate off.

A heart

A purpose to life

Lolis

Some gotdamn feet

This is now a trips thread

A decent set of headphones
A comfortpillow
A Husband (pillow)
Pokemon Sun
Dragon's Dogma on PC.
Cash
Quads

A PPSh-41

My Parents

A trap

Fuck you I'm not getting you quads

To die in my sleep

a gf

-synthesizer (i only have a midi atm)
-fl studio
-weed money
-mario maker
-more weed money

Here you go

HA!

Why is everyone here so obsessed with a GF? GF are for chumps. If your under 30 fuck everything you can. From the time I turned 15 I was banging at least 1-2 different girls in my school a week.

Best day I ever had was 3 different girls in a day.

I just want my grandfather back. I lost him in june to sepsis so now he suffers from dementia and knows nothing. He might as well be dead as the grandfather that raised me is no longer here. Just his body. ;(

I feel for you user. Grandmother had the same thing with me years before she passed.

That sucks. Maybe I could be your grandfather?

No for real, that sucks. Sorry user.

What happened meng?

Feels man. Empathy is sent from me, to you.
I just want a ps2 and ffx.

Thanks, actually appreciate it a lot.

A job.

a get

hi /k/

Why can't you get a job? Markets pretty good right now. Get that resume out there. Cut down your Sup Forums time and make finding a job your job. Alarm, shower, breakfast, dress nice, job boards. Every day

i feel that. i wish you only the best

for my gf to come to pennsylvania with me :^(

To not be alone.

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I want to ride bareback on humpbacks all day!

You will shoot your eye out.

A bullet.
And someone to let me borrow their gun.

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>legos
L E G O
i swear to god you american fuckers never learn it


speaking of america, this year i just want freedom

some more bbs for my old red rider, that was the shit when I got it.

Doubt

I remember when I got a bb gun. When my dad gave it to me I though fuckin sweet now I can shoot some squirrel and shit. Then he tells me no hunting with it. I still shot a shit ton of squirrel and birds, I learned how to skin and gut them by myself. The look on my dads face when he found me in the back yard cooking squirrel over a fire was fucking priceless, but he took my bb gun and bent the fuck out of the barrel so it couldn't be used anymore. My 10 year old heart was broken.

The Beatles In Mono CD set. The stereo versions of Please Please Me, With The Beatles, Rubber Soul, and a lot of the early singles on Past Masters are fucking unlistenable.

My dad never told me not to hunt them, he just knew I was too much of a dumbass to hit them

need that GF nigga

To pass away in my sleep

Where the fuck do you live that theres a pretty good job market faggot? I was laid off twice this year after a couple month long projects finished. T.plumber and pipefitter

Thats pretty much what my dad thought when he first handed it to me. Turned out I was a pretty good shot the first time I ever shot it.

Why doubt, not everyone is a pimple faced faggot like yourself with no confidence.

Shit and I went to High School over 20 years ago, when you had to put some effort into getting laid, and every chick wasn't also watching porn, and a whore like now.

If your a teen kid now and can't get laid, you are a fucking loser beyond belief.

Bear, Rabbit, or Mouse?

i want more makeup tbh

Your social security number and pin

also a sugar daddy

Everyone already knows Sup Forums autoblocks anything in that format whether it's real or not

***-**-****

>Kill myself

80/20 rule
there's a lot more sex going on but it's all going to the top percentage
I'm getting around with that bottom 20% of women though

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867-53-0999
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Friends.

Some random stuff for my car would be cool too I guess.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid

A fancy leather jacket
AND A GUN

Go to bed grandpa

A real loli tbh

Murrica. 115k last year. Barely worked

kys

It's funny cause that actually sounds about right. With my current job I can make around $500 in just a couple days of work. It's hard to make that last though, I'm lucky to get 50 hours in one month.

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I can help, if you help me

Well good luck to you bro, my job actually won't last much longer, but I'm sure I'll get another. It will just pay less.

i kind of want an otamatone

Thats about where I'm at now, washing dishes again is sounding better and better every day. Need them paychecks one way or another.

before Sup Forums went to complete shit we used to have 'you want you lose' threads. I miss those I haven't seen one in a long time

>before Sup Forums went to complete shit

Why haven't you started such a thread?

A big-booty ho.

In around 2010, I literally applied for jobs cleaning toilets at the Hilton, applied at McDonald's and Taco Bell. True story. Didn't get hired at any of those places. This year I broke 100k. I understand. You got to do what you got to do to survive. Just don't give up whatever you do

Everyone all around the world to die.

then start one faggot

No content to get it going. I'll work on it.

No u

I hab no content either

Everyone? How would you know it happened?

That's a bad excuse.

That wouldn't matter. The animals would know.

I'm lazy?

A bullet to the brain
Pls santa

I like you. I really do.

A Sharpie... please send me one, I'm too poor to buy one.

Definitely.

All the niggers to just disappear overnight. Please Santa!!!!!!

A red rider action bb gun

A decent job.

I've been pretty much out of work for 8 months...currently working at a shitty bottling plant.

You know what's gonna happen

Peace of mind.