So, Sup Forums, I've got a pound of silly putty that I got off of Ebay

So, Sup Forums, I've got a pound of silly putty that I got off of Ebay.
Wat do?

put it all up your ass

why a pound

Have sex with it

I dunno, it's about 23 of those little plastic eggs

Eat it

add graphene to it and make it into a super sensitive vibration and pressure sensor. cut it into thinish strips and resell it for thousands

Tried that before now, it didn't slide as much as you would think

silly putty bounces, right?
think you could make it into a basketball size?

I've done that before outside, it bounces great but picks up all that nasty shit on the ground
Pine needles, dirt, all that shit

attempt to boil it

put your face in it

Make a dildo of it

FUCK IT UNTIL YOUR DICK IS RAW AND POST BEFORE AND AFTERS!

if dubs make mold of your penis and give penis mold to closest female

>attempt
You know what's going to happen, don't you?

eat it

if trips give penis mold to mom.

roll

roll it into three balls of equal size and juggle them
post results

microwave it

rallio

never used it at an indoor basketball court you plebian?

no
but i dom't know if it will boil or not
but make an attempt

I'm going to scan the fingerprints on your putty can make copies to use in my crimes

rallios

Make silly putty dicks and maybe tits too. Attach to statues.

Do the tango with it.

Eat it with laxatives,then shit out a perfect anatomical model of your digestive tract...resell it on Ebay...profit!

Motherfucking rolling for trips

Microwave it for 10 mins then post pics

bbq that sucker OP.

press your penis into it to make a mold, then allow it to harden

After a month of letting it harden, pour in molten aluminum to make a solid Dildo of yourself.

Silly putty is a non newtonian fluid. So that means drop it from something really high and watch it shatter into pieces or just take a hammer to it and watch it crack.

make a dildo out of it, stick it up your ass, then eat it

post pics for proof

roll ito a dildo and put in pooper

This

so close to quints

Go to the store and buy a Turkey, cook it, shove the pound of silly putty up it's ass, then serve it for Christmas supper.

roll for this

Roll

Rollt

Rewl

Microwave for 8 minutes

WINRAR

Both me

>implying a female would be pleasured by user's dick mold.

All me.

OP is of course a fgt

I doesn't even matter. OP is a fgt

roll

rolling

bring to art museum
try to make copies of charcoal sketches and strech them out

Roll

roll

Do it