Here's your small popcorn and medium Pepsi. That'll be $29.99

>Here's your small popcorn and medium Pepsi. That'll be $29.99.

>plus tip

>Your wife can get more than the tip Mr. Steinburg.

>lays 100 dollar bill on the counter
>applauds

all yours my friend

I must be tripping balls because I'm seeing a's and alamys everywhere, and Robert didn't mention tip.

>free coke refill
>popcorn refill only 25 cents
woah

>Robert has been promoted to popcorn butter applier. I'm his replacement, Josh.

this snap was taken in the Kinosseur-Lounge™ its for premium members only, so refills are either free or at least very cheap

Bump

>These lobster legs are rotten

Sir, we don't sell lobster legs here.

>refills in a cinema

I'm hoping somebody brings them to me, because I ain't leaving the screening to get more crabsticks

Robert, where we're you bul - I mean buddy?!

>Could you turn the lights down while the movie is on?
>And why the hell is popcorn falling from the sky?

>lobster legs

Small just like my dick am I right Tyrone? Hahaha! Will you be seeing my wife again tonight?

>Sorry sir, there's a 20% sub charge if you're here alone. That'll be $21.69 plus tip.

Whats thr point of these shitty stock images? Isnt it easier to just take a couple of pictures of exactly what you need?

>pepsi

>local theater started marking the cup so you can only get 1 refill
>they stopped that and now you cant get any refills

last time i had pepsi was 10 years ago. just tasted like a hyper-sugary version of coke.

?

Just go during the designated shooting break, it's pretty easy to sneak out with all the smoke and the noise of gunfire and clapping

exactly.

Coke is superior

>inb4 water fags

>Oye good goy! Don't drink water just drink lots and lots of Coca Cola!

Here are your lobster legs sir. Be sure to shower before entering the theater.

>drinking the liquid jew

seriously though just drink water or if you can, beer.

$29.99? What is this highway robbery? I would feel more comfortable paying $5

>Not sipping syrup at the movies, and everywhere else

Fucking degenerates.

10/10

>Small

Just for that Jamal you won't be able to pleasure my wife tonight

>mfw I used to buy candy cheap at some other place and stick them in my pants before going in the theater.