Could someone give me tips/instruct me on how to fuck my dog? I'm a guy with a female Great Pyrenees-Australian Shepard mix and is about 4 years old
Could someone give me tips/instruct me on how to fuck my dog...
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Wait until she's in heat lick her pussy, if she likes it poke her with your dick rube her a lot if she's still into it and not aggressive try penetration, go straight up and if she's into it you should slide in. If she shows any aggression at all you need to stop
Also post more bird pics
i thought that pic looked familiar
is it traced from pic related or something?
How do I know when she is in heat?
Idk I got this from Sup Forums
The vigina will swell usually
First off. is she spayed? If not, at least with days they make all sorts of noises and They to stick their butt in your face.
You should post pic of dog and dogs vigina kind of like pic related
kill yourself
Meant to say cats
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Post more birds
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Do you have a small or large penis? Cause if it's big then you won't be able to.
like said, wait for her to be in heat,but don't just go in for the kill, you should warm her up to the idea. Brush your hand around her rear, scratch her thighs, etc. If your dog is spayed or has no interest, don't bother.
more likely, he's trying to fuck his dog
I've had luck with spayed dogs you should use lube though and you should do what I said above
Also more birds
Should I try while she is standing or on her back?
Doggy style mount her
There's a reason they call it doggy style.
Unless you have a tiny cock you're risking tearing her up inside. That is not a visit you want to make to the vet (though you can always claim she got raped by some other dog, they might be suspicious). Don't fuck a spayed doggo you tard.
Also post pic of her Pussy
Definitely kill yourself, you live in a dirty room, you have serious issues socializing.
Just end the pain, it can only get worse. Never forget that.
you shouldn't do that
She's a Great Dane and I've had no issues plus she gets really we but your right probably not a good idea especially with a smaller breed
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Op post pic of dog
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post results too
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Deliver the pics op
are you upset
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Meh there not hurting the thread
We may need to preform a c-section to make him deliver
Whoa hey look at this shitstorm I've just waltzed into
sauce?
Some drawfag, not sure if they post their stuff anywhere specific.
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Thank god this thread is dying what cancer. Fuck this shit.
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OP has proven himself too stupid to safely have sex with a dog, please stop giving him advice.
first stop thinking about how lonely your are / fucking your dog.
then jerk off
then move on with your life.
need an update, OP. is doggo ok?
thread is kill?
thread kill. rip