Don't mind me fellas just about to dump out my piss jugs

don't mind me fellas just about to dump out my piss jugs

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>country your from?
>why is your toilet not working?

It's not about working toilets faggot, it's about not leaving your room.

way of the road

usa

ny state

also this

Their called piss bottles newfag

been here since 09

And yet you feel the need for damage control? I call bs

nice try

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piss jugs

Don't waste them. Drink a little.

Now you're learning newfag...

>jugs are still yellow

Step yo game up if you wanna be a true pisslord

I have over 200 gallons of piss stored up

wtf how did you turn those two bottles green with your piss that's fucking gay bro

what are you, a douche?

some of these are really brown too and have some sort of sand shit settling on the bottom

I got pissjugs, piss bottles, piss tubs

You name it and I'll piss in it

Don't you have any piss goop on the bottom yet?

wtf... why in the hell? Lol, you fuckers are nasty as fuck.

That sand means you drink too much mt dew.

You'll be pissing pebbles before long...

this one was on its side for a while

pr0tip:
after you piss in a plastic bottle don't put the cap on until it's cooled down to room temperature. that way the bottle won't crumble.

way I learned how to piss

Whyyy????

That's some nice marbling you got there

way of the road boys

I think that's yeast, you're creating life user! Fuck pisslords you're a pissgod.

yes with Dr Pepper and root beer bottles it happens more

also liquor bottles

you think that's artistic?
when I was 10 I just pissed in a corner of my room because I was too scared to walk down the stairs at night.

I call those the piss crystals

Yup ya got some piss goop

Keep up the good work

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

I grew a giant fungus in my room by shooting cum in the same corner every night for 22 years

If, one day, you want to get rid of them just dump them somewhere. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT open them. The stench will be horrible beyond belief. Trust me. Just trust me with that.

I had a few spills and leaks after they rotted the plastic jug and it cracked

Piss maggots grew on the dirty clothes and then I had piss flies everywhere

...

I know exactly what they smell like, it's like rotten eggs

After it leaked all over the place and I had piss flies you get used to the smell

That's a respectable collection of jugs, OP.

assuming you can ejaculate from age 12 onwards you have lived at your parents until you were 34

im doing that too now that i have my own apartment. got motivated by a pic i saw on here. will share results in a few years

Creating a pissecosystem eh? Jesus would be proud

Piss goop is so thick it breaks into little floaty chunks when you shake it up

more marbling

I'm going lightest to dark

Didn't want to kill the piss flies since technically I am their father

>you get used to the smell

I never had a plastic bottle rot from piss. I have some under my bed that are at least 5 years old but they are still intact as far as I can smell.

story time...

give me a minute

Aren't you supposed to bury piss bottles in the backyard? That's what I was told and I have a nice pissgarden growing

the fuckin way she goes

check out this cat litter container

I try out different types of jugs and bottles and containers to test the strength of the plastic

yeah some of the black ones are over 8+ years old and then they start to eat away the plastics

...

Drink the piss bottles.

bottle from store brand cola

OK so I might have to dump them somewhere within the next couple of years. Thanks for the intel on that.

once and awhile I'll use tiny bottles or 2 liters but the dick hole is so tiny it's like expert mode

Yeah that's gotta be some corrosive piss...

Gonna need some timestamps boys.

Yeah it was cheaper brand iced tea jug so the plastic didn't last but this cat litter container has lasted forever and the piss hole is big enough that you don't have to be as accurate

>as far as I can smell
tehe

What part of New york are you from?

I wonder if you could heat up and compress piss enough to make diamonds out of them.

Diamond piss.

The strongest liquid on earth.

I would imagine you've sprayed piss all over the place a few times with those.

pisslord would nevar lie to you my son

hudson valley

Instead of getting piss jugs why don't you just hook your pc and shit up in the bathroom and just stay on the toilet all day?

sometimes

especially with a carbonated drink the piss will sometimes build up a gas and the seal around your dick and bottle will pop off and it sprays piss everywhere

way she goes

nah gotta fly in a few hours I'd better dump them quicker

having a piss bottle is strange enough, but leaving it for 8+ years?
you're not very smart, not social and live with mum @42 years, also murrican.
right?

it's the way I learned how to piss

Toilets aren't very comfy, after about 30 mins sitting on one you start to lose feeling in your legs.

well some of them I have in storage are probably older than 8 years, maybe around 15+

I didn't start dating and labeling my pissjugs until I was older

> piss in cups next to computer
> you know, keg party dixie cups
> there are eleven
> also place half-eaten sandwiches in them
> hock loogies in them
> cigarette ashes
> do this in my basement for five months
> place smells horrible
> so one night, at around 3 am i decide
> time to rid the world of this
> five dixie cups in one hand
> five dixie cups in the other
parents are asleep
slowly creep up the 12 stairs to go out of house
> plan is go to sewer


...more coming

what is this shit that settles at the bottom

Yeah, I know, I've pissed in my share of jugs

why is that expert mode? do you like put the bottle on the floor and try to piss in it? jeez just hold the bottle to your dick but don't seal it completely with you willie so air can escape from it.

piss goop bud

it gets thicker as time goes on and depending on the heat

it get so thick that you can't even pour it out anymore, it becomes one with the jug

cancer and aids

sometimes

depends there are all types of ways

sometimes I use giant containers and just piss while laying sideways and arch it into the tub

The only times I still do this are when its like 5 am and there's someone else in the house sleeping and the reason I'm staying up so late is I've taken stimulants and have been fapping and gaming and dabbing for 10+ hours and feel disgusting and ashamed and am beginning to come down and want to hide from the world.

Shut your mouth. You have no idea the level of difficulty, unless you've pissed in at least 10 hardmode jugs. I guarantee you'll have trouble with at least 2 of them.

nah

its just piss goop

sediment is just skin and bit of minerals, is normal.
it's a sign of healthy kidney filtering.
dump jugs on the regular in convenience store and fast food drive-thru trash cans.

> go up half the stairs, take stock
> everything is fine, done this before
> i got this
> maybe not as intense, but this is doable
> "you got it dude nice and slow"
> anyway, make it up other half of stairs
> and on last step, i get to top
> only for some reason
> i thought there was another stair
> do this retarded thing with my leg
> lose fucking balance, fall backwards
> immediately try to get under any falling cups
> must shield carpeted steps
> in process of falling, foot slips into railing
> foot fucking breaks
> piss is in the air falling
> with it: unspeakable atrocities
> some in my mouth because screaming
> dad comes down stairs "what the hell is happening"
> helps me a little at first until the smell
> then statrs yelling
> i was taking cigarette stubs out of my hair during ride to hospital

fin

I have never pissed in anything but regular bottles. you know like the 2L coke bottles. you don't even get those giant jugs in my country

>dumping your precious

They make excellent night lights

But my default mode feels disgusting and ashamed and wants to hide from the world...

I keep a piss jug or bottle on me AT ALL TIMES, even in public

You nevar know when you'll need it

piss goop gets so thick its like a paste

The world would be better without you in it.

go back to bed mom

Well alright, logically, since I don't feel that way by default, but after a night of getting high on stimulants and THC and fapping and gaming I do feel that way, then perhaps because you feel that way by default you should try to do the same thing and see if it makes you feel not that way. Its a long shot user but its the only shot we've got.

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I'm not having children because my I know my son would end up doing shit like this.

I've been there

you are a disgusting creature. imagine there's maybe a medical emergency or something and paramedics have to undress you and stuff and they find it

what is that? WHAT?

No, the correct answer is "probably"

People have already found them

my old lady hated them so I had to start putting them in storage

You guys having any pics of piss stains on carpet? (I know you have some)

I also do this
Dump piss jugs in public trash cans, the smell after a few weeks becomes very fishy and disgusting, it would make a great stinkbomb to fuck with someone.
Also anyone know the science behind pissgoop? is it a biological or chemical reaction?

what is it about americans pissing in fucking bottles? aye you a bum? is your toilet broken?