SLAVIC General

ITT we consider admission of Hungarians, Finns, Estonians, Romanians, Lithuanians and Latvians to the Slavic union as their culture doesn't differ much from that of Slavic nations.

Also further extensions are dealt: I'd grant an observer status to Albanians, East Germans, Austrians and Greeks as they share enough traits of the Slavic culture.
Also the expulsion of Slovenians, Czechs, Sorbs, Bulgarians, Macedonians, Bosnians from the Union is to be thought of

Will you help us liberate the Sorbs?

No, they're Krauts

We literally have nothing in common with european slavic countries, you moron. Fuck off and take your thread with you.

No, there is still hope for these West Slavic peoples. We shall do it alone I guess, or maybe Czechia and Slovakia will help?

>Austrians
Wat? No.

>Czechia
No, pls. Pepiks have always been our enemies

but they are so cute and adorable

>Finns

N-no pls

Delete this

braciszki!

Yes, man. You're part of our big Slavic family now.

>now
Is that a threat? You wanna fucking go now bitch? 1v1 me

Relax and go to learn a language of your big brother

>immediately starts feeling threatened and becomes belligerent

That's a very Slavic trait you have there.

Hello,
I'm slav now. Please teach me how to subhuman.

first squatting, you need to train your legs

Repeat after me
"Zdravstvuyte! Ya Pekka, vash noviy Tovarisch! Priyatno poznakomit'sa!"

Going to introduce you into Slavdom fast this way

yes hello

For me only one kin of squats is, which I do, squats with barbells

>Take DNA test
>R1a1a1
I got SLAV'D

I have a grandma that makes kompots so I guess I'm in huh

tibla

Здpaвcтвyйтe, дoлжeн идти

We who?

I got I2a

We are celtic now

Same

>Celtic Gypsie
I lose my shit

forced meme fuck off

Don't ever reply to me again churka shit

I like Sandra Romain

Bump brothers

This