I haven't been laid in over a year, help a brother out

I haven't been laid in over a year, help a brother out
>btw I'm white

If she's a bot, we'll move on to the next one

We'll also move on if she doesn't reply, which is what usually happens.

Hey I haven't been laid for a year now. Wanna suck my rusty dick?

Bumpin my own shit.

Nice, nice. I feel like that just might work.

Haven't been laid for a year now, wanna wd40 my dick? It's rusty af

Lovin the rust theme guys.

Im the only one in this thread with OP? Well reroll..

Hey b8be I have been shutdown for over a year now, I need some new oiling. Wanna oil?

Winrar bud

Ya did it friend. And now we wait. Or move on. Idk, whatever you guys wanna do

Dammit, I wrote in a year, not for a year. Sorry brother

While we're waiting.

Hey, I like your neck thing. But I just got a call from 1993 and want that neck thing back.

Also wanna wd40 my dick? Havent seen action in over a year. Need oil.

Dubs is good enough for me

Idk guys, am I? Same thing as before, 8 decides

Not realy, whenever I pee my rusty dick almost cracks and crumbels down further. I really need some of your wd40.

Ugh okey listin I haven't been laid in over a year now and because of that even you look pretty cute so, wanna fuck?

>no send nudes and I will be. Maybe even I'll be okay for sure if we meet up though? ;)

Reroll

Yeah I just get nervous when I talk online. What do you like to do?

Rollin

Rerollskis

````````````message on kik imsosadandlonely

Winner winner

Do you like pizza?

Winrar

I'd be a lot more okay if you just cut the shit and told me how you're gonna let me fuck you.

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She still hasn't responded. Dang. I've got a ton that I haven't said anything to tho.

Dead?

I guess that one is a no go. Hmmmm. Another then? 5 decides

whats your favorite Fast & Furious Movie?

girl you look high as fuck in that picture

Damm, those th kinda lips I want wrapped around my cock.

want to come over for a movie? my mom just left

Pfff what kind of weird savannah skin are you? Basic skin is 10 times sexier.

Reroll

im uncut wanna come over bihh

Rerolllinggg

You're hot I'm hard, fancy a fuck?

If I buy you pizza can I grab your ass?

Can you pound my asshole the way I deserve

winrar

Works everytime trust me.

Check em

Double dubs trumps

Dubs and everything. Noice.

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Why is this everywhere?

New banana garbage or some shit. Idk man, just is.

Hey, want to boink at my place after I have dinner?

ROLL

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Hey I have cancer and my last wish is to have sex. Can you please oblige?

You're okay looking. Mind if we have sex in a bit?

WINRAR

I have a dog

I just got back from my friend's place. He really enjoys jazz (ha ha). Anyway, would you like to have sex with me?

winners

wow that makes me hard

Another dub 5's? Damn... uhhhh... I'll put that on a different chick then.

Sushi or pizza?

Damn bro
I feel like this isn't gonna work

I'm not into anything kinky. But you look delicious, so I'm not making any promises! TOP KEK. ;-)

can i see a high quality picture of the back of your feet (?)

lol no shit it isnt going to work

this is awful

I'm gettin no answers bros, so ima call it quits for now, but as soon as one responds, I'll make a new thread.

Want to bump uglies?