What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

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A rich one who wouldn't mind if I quit my job to freeload off of her. Also then she wouldn't be my girlfriend anymore because I'd marry that one.

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*trap detected*

One that's real

The one who used to be mine.

>implying that's a girl

One that would actually be my gf

Girlfriend? Oh, user, I think you're new here...

That's a pretty hot trap if I've ever seen one

So true

One without a joystick on her

Any girl, any gender. As long as she looks girly Im fine.

a girlfriend without a penis

But how can you play jak and daxter with none

A loli gf

I want a girl who likes video games, has a nice face, and a job. She has to be more interested in bettering herself than changing me.

Same I don't care if she has a dick if she looks like a girl I'd date her

>pretty
>likes me for me

But I'm retarded for wanting something so unrealistic.

So you want to date a guy

Who are you talking to user

Idk. I'm a total betafag so someone that would just be there for me. Nothing amazing. One that I could just pal around with maybe cuddle a bit. Idk why I still try anymore. It's not going to happen.

A real one

Someone I'd like to talk to, hang out with, and fuck

no, just a girl who has a penis is fine. preferrably a feminine penis

No girlfriend

A best friend that has a pussy and wants to fuck you is the best. I swear it doesn't even matter what she looks like.

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Real

But but but people who have penises are boys

Does it even matter?

Faithful hot latin cumslut

Not the one in image. I like my girlfriends female, and not guys with boob jobs

No I just want banter.

I guess if that guy has tits (not fat) and looked like a girl

i just want someone to love me i dont really care what they are like so long as they love me and will hug me

2d

How's that depression treating you Mia

Does this count?

One I can see most days and likes the same music I do

Why is this shit so hard to find

Would you rather stick your erect penis in a woman's vagoo or a males peehole?

A non-judgmental, real, human being
not some shallow bitch who's only interested in shoving her ass in front of a cam to feed off the attention of Internet dwelling autists

What kind of music do you like

If it's good I'll be your gf

Mia who married that window washer faggot?

Yes

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A woman's puss
But anal is a option

Nah, small blonde slut. Worth a try tho

My favorite band is five finger discount.

Lexi Belle is goat

Is it just me or do almost all hoes listen to rap/r&b/hiphop? The ones who cam/make porn i mean

Good thread

The one I have. Hit the jackpot tbh.

She introduced me to Dangan Ronpa.

I'm going to take advantage of this thread and request some advice.

I've been talking to this girl like a friend for years, we spend a lot of time together.

The thing is, I probably only fell in love with her due to spending all that time with her.

She's absolutely not my type, but I'd really love to be with her. Should I?

yeah and they all get into drugs/tattoos after a few years. That's why you gotta mix them up, get a new fav every couple years.

Should you what? You didn't ask a question.

> not my type
Have you tried a safe dynamic_cast(), or if you're feeling risky a reinterpret_cast();

>faithful
>hot Latin
Pick one

>faithful
>slut
Pick one

>hot
>Latin slut
Pick one

Checked. Lexi isn't a drunk or a junkie.

One that loves me more than I love her (which would be a lot) and looks like pic related

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You're right, taco belle has just gotten really fat.

HUEHUEHUE
gib moni i report u

a loyal girl who loves me and I love back

One that is alive

Mfw people think liking same kind of music is a sign of promising relationship

>She's absolutely not my type, but I'd really love to be with her.
Sounds like she is your type then
Maybe what you think you want isn't really what you want

no mater how much people say this, they will still be wrong. a penis can not be feminine.

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loyal

Some penises are more masculine than others

One that's not a twink, fucking faggot.

But it cannnnnnn

420 blaze it nigger right in the pooper confirmed

and in your mind that makes some penises feminine?
wrong, it doesn't matter that "some penises are more masculine than others" because it's still masculine, just not as masculine.

You want a boyfriend to suck his cock. End of story.

As for me I got the girlfriend which is very very close to my perfect girlfriend, unless shes sucking cock behind my back like everyone else ill marry her

She's not fat, I promise.

Popper indeed blaze it yes.

You just said the same thing I said

i want one like this now

I've got one of those, thank god

There are too many faggots in this thread

I want to consensually rape her so fucking bad until the room stinks with her shit flowing out of her ass like a fucking mega-tsunami super-volcano.

One who is smart and actually funny

Saaaaaaaaaame

Consensual rape. Can you get that on tape?

Dude that's terrible

the slutty kind

Yes
I can't get it tho because I'm a lonely fuck

One with a vagina or butthole

Yeah same. Maybe we should fuck each other.

>decent looking (looks don't matter that much too me)
>in reasonable shape
>bubbly personality to compliment my cuntiness
>likes Movies, games, and sport
>someone who likes travelling
>can put up with my mum and nan as they live with me
>I god tier ass would also be nice

>petite
>artsy
>stoner and willing to do other stuff
>never really serious
>social
>a fun person to be around in general

Current girlfriend is the total opposite

>5'0" or shorter
>100lbs or less
>green eyes
>open minded to taboo sexual fantasies
>loves anal and butt stuff in general
>good taste in music
>good taste in fashion
>great sense of humor
>not feminazi
>fun to be around
>loyal

of course this would be the ultimate perfect girlfriend, i'd settle for anything really as long as she's not fat or too ugly

i know, it's fucking childish

>I find her attractive and she finds me attractive
>I like being around her and she like being around me
>Matching sex drives
>Similar interests
>Likes being away from me as much as I like being by myself
>Likes to be around me when I am lonely
>Smarter than me, but not a jerk about it

These may seem like low standards, but trust me... almost impossible to find any that are not just pretending to be like that.

>cute, shorter than 5'4 but no shorter than 5'0 ideally
>good sense of fashion in general
>funny or at least pleasant
>intelligent to a degree, interested in a specific field or something
>not fat, or chubby, has to be in alright shape at least
>not annoying, clingy, etc
>not tryhard, edgy, druggie, slutty, hipster, or any other human slimeball
>likes to go out
>enjoys video games, music, tv that is somewhat similar to the stuff i like
>responsible enough to not be a leech
>down to fuck after a certain point

true, so many girls are basic but pretend to be sophisticated or deep people, but when you date them they are just a clingy shell that demands money and food.

Yeah. I am starting to realize that typical gals are as bad as typical guys... just different bad.

ya'll aint got no imaginations

loyal
not obese

sadly you cannot have both

You can, but she must be stalker-crazy and you are her target... disloyal and/or morbidly obese seems to look better and better each day with a nutter-butter like her. Only the Joker loves Harley Quinn, metaphorically speaking.