If you don't sink piss with the boys you are a poofta faggot. Who here loves piss ups with the boys?
If you don't sink piss with the boys you are a poofta faggot. Who here loves piss ups with the boys?
YEAH THE FUCKIN BOYS SINK PISS PUNCH DARTS OR DIE CUNT
Yeah this cunt right here knows his shit
tfw dogged by the boys and now have no mates so I sink piss alone waiting for death
Its monday night, I start work in a few hours and I'm pissed as fuck. the propper way to be I reckon boys
IF YOU DONT [PICK UP A SLAB EVERY OTHER WEEKDAY YOUR A SOFT COCK WHO DOESNT DESERVE MATES
Nice double trips on time mate
SMASH A CARTO OF VB OF ILL FUCKING MD ON YOU LIKE NED KELLY DOES BANKS YA FAT BOURGEOIS FAGGOT
the boys will love ya if you punch enough darts and sink engouh piss mate
why aren't you with the most rootable moles in the world ya bloody cunts?
Ya a poofta or something?
you fucking what cunt you probably sip ciders and fancy yourself a hard cunt but got no boys you degenerate nigel no friends freckle fart rent boy
blah blah blah maghte bleh bleh bleh we wuz ned kelly bler bler bler
It's like tryin to figure a whole new fuckin language with you shits, we should've let the abbos kill off the lot of you
ITS NOT GAY IF THE BOYS ARE WEARING NED KELLY MASKS
SHOULD HAVE LET NATURAL SELECTION KILL YOU OFF YOU SEPPO
Mate our piss and darts killed off the abbos
I'm guessing 15-16 years old,,,, GTFO and go back to school!!
That makes no sense. Retard alert.
Go guzzle some cum faggot!!!
In murrica, niggers are niggers.
In strays, whites are niggers.
That sucks, I have no work for the next 3 weeks. But I kinda want to work as I need the money.
I bet you haven't even sunk a carton of VB in your life cunt.
YEAH FUCKIN OATH SINKING PISS WITH THE BOYS IS WHAT I LOVE FOR. FUCK NIGEL NO FRIENDS SEPPO DOGS
I love it when aussies chime in.
It makes me realize how utter shit British colonization could have gone for us.
In straya every one is a nigger cunt.
IF YOU ARENT AUSSIE YOU CAN MUNCH ON FAT ONES BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE BOYS TO SINK PISS AND PUNCH DARTS WITH
THE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
YYYYYYEEEEEAHHHHH THE FUCKKIN BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
When god created 'straya he gave us piss, darts and THE FUCKIN BOOOYYYSSSS CUUUUNNTTTT
OZZY OZZY OZZY
OI OI OI
GET A REAL JOB YA DOLE LOVIN FAGGOT
Oh fuck off ya dog cunt. Stop giving Aussies a bad name with your constant fucking drinking you fucking deadshits.
IF YOU ARENT AUSSIE AND SINKING TINNIES WITH THE BOYS TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT YOURSELF MATE
This cunt knows what's good.
YEAH THE FUCKING BOYS DRINK PISS WITH UR MATES OR DIE CUNT THATS THE THE WAY IF YOU FONT YOUR A FUCKING CUCK MAGGOT WITH NO BOY BOYS VB AND CHAMP RUBY IS LIFE NIGEL NO FRIENDS CUCK BOY
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I LOVE ME SOME AUSSIE PUSSY
I will kick your face cunt
I actually have a job that pays way more than the dole would ever pay you.
WEW LADS YEAAAHHH THE BOYYSSS UP THE LADS CUNT FUCK THE JACKS WHOS UP FOR SHOEYS CUNT
YOU'SE FUCKS ARENT EVEN TRUE BLUE CUNT IF YOU HAVENT SUNK PISS, MADE A BOAT AND SUNK PISS WHILST FLOATING DOWN THE YARRA ALL WITH THE BOYZZZZZ CUNT FUCK YEAH NAH BUT YEAH FUCKING YEAH BUT NAH MATE
HEROWEEN fuck yeah nahhh mate
FUCKIN OATH CUNT SHOOEEYSSSS FOR DAYS YOU HAVE YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER FELLA
There's this cunt who works at the bottle-o. I always call him mate
Tryhard daros in here or what
Give the bitch a tongue punch in the fart box.
Fucking suck my off ya fucking mole. Tell ya mates that if they don't fuck off I'm going glass the fucking cunts. Fuck you cunts. You're dead now cunts. Nah fuck ya's.
Daros?? You mean deros you fuckin septic cunt?
The boys at the tobacco station know me by name
No you wont. You are too busy downloading skyrim mods and shit posting on Sup Forums
Fuckin septics all over this thing aye cunt
Best thread of the week
Fuck off you wanker or I'll bash the fuck out of you m8
Fuckin seppo shit dog
To all non aussies who wanna talk shit. Go find your own continent and then come back and shit talk ya rat dog wankers
All americans are rat dogs
Actually im aussie, faggot.
Dinky di, true blue ocker ozzie etc.
Doesnt change the fact that you are a shitposting shit cunt.
Well fe fi fo fum I smell a cunt who likes cocks up his bum
Hope you try, could use a laugh you unco cunt
seppo confirmed
That's cos you're a dying breed
If ur not foreign at the very least youre a queer who doesnt SINK PISS NO WORRIES WITH THE BOYS DOWN THE PUB MATE
Fuck off you faggot cunt. I bet you're some filthy fucking wog. Refugees aren't allowed in this thread you spaghetti eating cunt
UP THE LOCAL FUCK YEAH THE BOYSSSS
YYYYYEAAHHH THE FUCKIN BOYS IF YOUR A SEPPO DOG YOU HAVE NO BOYS YA FUCKIN WANK GET A A CONTINENT THEN COME TALK SHIT YA PUSS
Kek
NAH FUCK OFF DOG I HEARD YOU DOGGED YA THE BOYS FOR THE MISSES LAST NIGHT
Fucking check out all the dubs m8 ay
YEAH THE GETS
WHAT DID YOU FUCKIN SAY CUNT SQUARE UP FAGGOT THE BOYS ARE ONTO YOU YA CIDER DRINKING PISS POOR AMERIFAT CUNT
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OH MAH GOD? ARE YOU LEBONESE BRO? OH MY FUCKING GOD I SWEAR TO GOD ALLAH IF YOU'RE A LEBO COME WITH ME WE'LL GO GRAB A KEBAB CUZ THEN DO DOUGHIES IN THE PARKING LOT BRO AY?
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YEAH FUCKING BARNSEY M8
Lost my friends too
Spent every weekend getting drunk with the fuckers
Now spend every weekend getting drunk by myself and a few beers in the week days
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FUCKKKKINNN YEAH WHERE THE GOON AT AY?
Daryl Braithwaite - The Horses - YouTube
how does ya lose ya mates?
by doggin em i reckon
ken oaf or maybe gave ordinary head. mates give good head
true mates suck dick
>mfw dawns on me i have a drinking problem
>still get a 6pack after work
last weekend i got blackout drunk at the pub and went back the next day for a quiet 6 middies on karaoke night
should really just buy a slab tbh, 60 bucks is a stretch though, i dont make a whole lot of money
As a 1st Gen from English parents, I approve of this thread.
Also, STRAYA CUNT FUCK OUTTA HERE M888
I fucking hate Australians.
from Canada.
Going sideways in the commodore straya
>first gen on my dads side
>pure blood scottish on my mums
yes i drink a lot and get sunburnt a fuckload
also have that half ranga gene that makes my beard redish but hair brown
For what reason, friend?
pissing, standing next to your mates? kinda gay
whats punch dart? assfucking?
you goddamn gay fuckers
rude as hell. they call everybody a cunt.
Listen mate. Youre no cunt. The only cunts i call cunts are sick cunts. Youre a soft cunt, mate.
Youve never had a piss up with the boys?? The only way you get to know a cunt is by punchin darts with em. Maybe even puch each others darts if youre close cunts.
fuckn oath cunt
why you so offended by just a word
>drives into bottle-o 'ay cunt how the fuck are ya' - 'fuckn oath mate not bad what ya after' - just a slab of gold mate heres a fifty
ill only punch a dart if its a trap, that mate stuff sounds gay
can't wait for the weekend the fuckin quad drop bikkies cunts
weekend to*
Poofta
you're not one of the boys unless you shelve a pinga up your mate's ass with your tounge
A dingo ate my mates
Punchin darts means to suck on some fags