Need some urgent help Sup Forums

Need some urgent help Sup Forums

>Hot neighbour grill leaves her apartment to go somewhere
> Figure I can take a few pictures of her apartment through the mail intake
>DontJudgeMe.jpg
>Drop my phone through the mail intake, it is now on her floor
>Door is locked.

She may be coming back any time, no idea where she went. I can see the phone is still on with camera enabled. Last picture taken is one upside down of her apartment.

How do I get the phone back??? Tips?

How screwed am I? Help!

PIC related, kinda looks like that.

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wtf op

heh

Brake in
get back phone
take more pictures

ur fucked

så orutinerat. har du en rätt grov platmejsel?

Solution:

Get some of your Mail, throw it in there to and say you had some mail for her, but accedentaly thew your mail plus phone in her mailbox

Fucked nerd, next time try and not be so beta

Easy, don't say anything and leave, Wait until she finds it and says " What is my phone doing there ? " You just say that you lost it and that someone thought it was yours because it must have fallout around the area in front of her door and he put it in the mail slip

This

You need plausible deniability

Remotely wipe the phone and forget about it. Better to lose the phone Than go to jail.

Break in, you have no choice at this point.

I don't have any mail sitting around

Might work, but I think she will be suspicious, and maybe she will see the camera is on.

How can I break into a door without anyone noticing?

Maybe pour water inside and the phone will break???

Tell her you wanted to give her your number and meet up. You figured that this would be a unique way to do that.
She'll think you're a massive faggot instead of a perverse cuck.

Cum on her door handle.

If it's right below the slot, slide something under the door and kick it out?

this would work perfectly.

OP, How much are you willing to risk ?

>wait for her
>say your stupid son/cousin/young brother threw it in and you need it

easy as fuck

uuuaaahh nice i will stay here for a while... nice to see you are so fucked.. seems to be a good day..

This, Without a doubt it'll work, Might even get you laid who knows ?

Post a take away leaflet through the door ontop of the phone and make out you were delivering a load of them and your phone slipped in at the same time.

Just tell her that your friend was dropping of your phone and got the wrong door or something.

the camera couldn't possibly be still on man, doesn't the screen just shut off after a while?

Bent wire hangar

This
Not OP, but good idea

God I hope this is real!

This may actually work

There's no way to get under the door.

She has a boyfriend, and I'm sure she knows that I know, we've met in the stairwell many times.

Maybe but it would be obvious I dont have anyone to visit??

you have no dignity
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Throw many other phones in she will overlook yours

Put some junk mail in an envelope. Put her address on it. Put it in her mail slot. Also, write a note telling her it was mixed in your mail by mistake and you dropped phone delivering it. Put that note in the slot too or just explain that last part in person.

get a stick and bubble gum to glue on the phone

hahahahah /thread

Quickly write a Christmas card to her, put it in the mailbox. Say you accidentally dropped your phone in with it.
Tis the season OP

this, make up a fake business prop and print leaflets and say you threw your phone in by accident like a retard.

Did you manage to get any pictures before your phone fell through the slot?

In other words, when she looks through your phone will she see pictures of her apartment taken through the mail slot?

would work

thats a good one

how would she know if anyone is in your apartment or not?
just close your door and wait for her alone in the hallway

Drop in a Note:
>I found your phone on the stairs and a number I called gave me your address.
>Your welcome

Then tell her your friend told you about it but got your apt# wrong

And it explains away the camera app and pic, unlike the "dropping off mail/flyer/etc and phone fell in" and "dropped it in hall, someone returned it to the wrong apt" approaches.

Leave note on door explain how your young nephew/niece took your phone and dropped it in shell think it's cute bitches love kids

Good one

I tried it (but with some sticky paste) but didn't work, also tried with some longer sticks used for cleaning, but was only able to scoot it around.

Decent

Drop your wallet and other valuables through the slot as well. Later tell her some BS story about your sister coming by with her kids and them doing that to you for the lulz.

God thats a good one

this OP

OP, make it happen - no excuses.

>Might even get you laid who knows ?

It will definitely get you laid. Once you go to jail for voyeurism you'll be getting laid more than you can handle.

put your dick in the slot and stay there till she gets back. when she arrives explain that you were shooting a new genre of amateur porn in which guys fuck mail slots and film from the inside floor perspective and didn't have a mail slot of your own to film with.

Ok Google/siri lock phone

optimal solution

Try this but with a newspaper instead of mail

Water is a good idea, just make sure you hit the phone. Can you see it through the crack?

fucking kek

Find a local Mormon (they live in communities of nice houses that all look the same) and ask him for some pamphlets. Drop one in her mail slot and give them to other people in the building. When she gets back ask her for your phone and if she has a minute to talk about her Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

This might also help you get to have conversation with her.

You fucking legend.

Yeah she'll hand you the phone and shut the door before you get the word Christ out

You dirty bastard.... What's wrong with you, You take a shit on it first.

burn her house down.

What has gone so wrong in your life that led you to be this fucking pathetic? How did you end up so lonely that you would pull that shit just to get a picture of the inside of a woman's apartment?

After this autistic shit with your neighbour has blown over, (or you have moved to the other side of the country) go outside and talk to a girl, go sign up for a class or join a club so that you have an excuse to talk to one, and maybe, if you don't spill your retarded spaghetti everywhere, you might get to go inside a woman's apartment and not look at one through a fucking letterbox.

When you've done all that, come back to this website and show us her fucking nudes you know how this shit works user

Ok, fuck I may have messed up.

I put the note in saying "I found this phone etc", but I got paranoid that she would keep the phone, so when I heard her coming back and opening her door, I went out and just said "Hi I think I dropped my phone in there", and took the phone.

She had a wtf face on her, but I got my phone back and I don't think she saw that I took pictures.

Did I get away with it?

You’re going to get fucked so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of being fucked

Say that you found found a phone in the hallway and that you thought it was her boyfriends, When she says it isnt hes take the phone and say that you will give to the police.

Duct tape. Wire coathanger. Fix it.

You are a dumbshit.

no

Better stay inside forever so you don't find out. Get into that Hikikomori groove.

Could have been worse

I hope you realize that just talking to chicks doesn't really get you anywhere... I've talked to dozens of chicks and gotten nowhere kek.

pls let this not be bait...please, please, please.

I'm biting:
(1) OP you gonna be writ up as a sex offender. If in the US, you'll have to live in areas not nears schools, you know with ur own sick kind, outside of town.

(2) The only job you will be able to get will be at a meat plant.

(3) Forget women, you're not allowed.

(4) Srsly? You're fucked.

You had to baby sit a nephew, he took your phone and dropped it in the mail slot because you wouldn't get him ice cream. Best lie I can think of

You might of gotten away with it. If she didn't see the photo, you can just apologize for the way you acted and explain that you're socially awkward. If anything she may be understanding and not think you're a creep

YOU FOOOL

4/10 could've been worse

Post a pic of yourself OP, I need to have a frame of reference for how sad this is

ok op tell her that you would make some pictures of her apartment because you have to see it by daylight.. coz it will be even harder in the night witth the balaclava on..

"Oh, it's not his? Well give it me then, I'll take it to the police. Even though it's a matter that has nothing to do with me in any way"

"No. Someone's taking photos of my apartment, why would you want it? I can call the police myself thanks"

Dude, deed is done. You or she has to move.

If I were her, I'd be freaked, scared too. In her mind, why is this man taking pictures of her place. Frightening, actually.

If it's a dead bolt locked you won't get it open. If it's regular lock it can be opened with a credit card

Well post the fucking picture of her place then faggot

Does your phone not have a screen time out?

You've got more of a chance of getting somewhere with a grill if you talk to one instead of dropping your phone through their letterbox trying to take a photo of her apartment.

No way you're ever going to get anywhere if you never talk to women

You've watched way too many movies

Jerk off into the mail slot.

OP ! Deliver to user !

Post pics

>afraid she won't give back the phone
>better go remind her I'm a huge creep who is creeping on her
10/10

THIS HERE IS A FUCKING BOLT GRABBER.

You should just kill yourselves. I can't believe you all are so fucking stupid.

Say "Hey im real sorry but I was drunk and thot I was in front of my door and dropped my phone through the mail being a stupid drunk asshole."

Lol, nah...you didn't really "get away with it."

Definitely could've handled it more smoothly, but it also could have easily gone downhill REAL GODDAMN FAST.

....your building doesn't have security cameras in the hallways or anything, right?

If she assumes correctly and concludes you're a creeper, she might say something to the super and check into it....and see you on video dropping your phone in, fishing in the mail slot with a coathanger, etc,.

Fucking kek i actually laughed pretty hard

y tho

Wait for her to come back, knock on her door and tell her that a dumb friend of yours pranked you and dropped your phone in her mail intake. Ask her if she may give it back to you.

Now make the Xmas card and explain you were attempting to drop that in the slot when you accidentally your phone, but you freaked out in the heat of the moment and didn't know how to explain it. damage control

She ringed on my door after a few mins, couldn't tell if she was mad or not, but I didn't answer the door (she couldn't see I was inside, since I have the lights off).

I deleted the picture so that I won't get it trouble.

MFW I got away with it

Would've been a good option, but I wouldn't bet money on OP being a mechanic, or having a bolt grabber just lying around the apartment.

OP you better post the pic of her Apartment...

YOU BETTER DELIVER

Tell her that your friend is a dick and knows that you had a crush on her and he dropped your phone in her mailbox so you'd have to talk to her.

You can also acknowledge that she has a bf and your friend is a dick. Just act non suspicious and she'd never expect you were taking pictures of her apartment.