What possession makes you most happy?

What possession makes you most happy?

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My guitar.
Or my bong...

My penis

>What possession makes you most happy?

My mother's hand

demonic

My belt knife.

New cowboy hat i just bought. Looks damn good

My laptop, 'cause it lets me get on the interwebs and hang out with you guys.

My wife
My computer
My chefs knife

My memories.

I have to say computer. Though the thing I'm happiest to enjoy might be air conditioning or electricity or indoor plumbing.

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My butthole. Without it I wouldn't have a P spot. Our be able to poop

Dude are you 12

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>possession
>wife
Kek

my own shit

Are you 12?

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I wouldn't be able to eat sleep or breathe without marijuana

yes you would, druggo

nice 69s

the one that makes my head spin

Nice dubs

Get a life you ganja gremlin

My 1896 Webley WG model relover

My bottle of whiskey.

>relover

Nothing makes me happy... Computer distracts me most from my crippling depression though, does that count?

How is your depression crippling ?

only good answer

That image is cringe af

My bass or my car

My computer. Hurts to admit.

very cool!

My car

no u

Computers are just great, always liked them

the girl in my basement. she makes me very happy. she loves me so much that she just screams all day.

Rolling. You wont catch me doing weeds. Let's see how I say no and still be super dope fresh cool

How old is she?

best way to say no to weed:

i dont smoke weed, its for niggers.

>27. No, I only smoke sausage

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Love it

Stop saying "crippling depression" you fucking cringe lord, get off your ass and fill the void with practical shit. Like good food, work, and only talking to people who are worth talking to. "crippling depression" is not depression, you are just suffering from a meme.

i am actually not sure. she is highschool age, i know that much, since that is where we met/where i picked her up to come hang out in my basement

MONEY user
JUST MONY

Fucking nigger faggot. Get off your fat fucking ass, take a shower to get all the Cheeto dust off and go exercise.

Mony mony.

My 12 inch predator dildo.
Muh Guns.
Trump is president.

My collection of random shit I find while exploring abandoned buildings. I have old patient records from the 1900's, glass pill bottles, bullets and even used medical slides (they have blood and the patients name on them, as well as some scientific shit). I also collect shit from the trash in my neighborhood and get some interesting stuff that I now hold very close to me... newspapers and magazines from the very late 1800's and the early 1900's (mostly farmers market shit and some vogue... fap material from the 1910's anyone?) But over all that shit, the one thing I cherish the most is a spoon. But it has a very interesting history, it was used in a mental asylum in the 1930's by the patients there... it's pretty creepy holding it.

>he may have a medical condition where he needs to be high most of the day
I have the same condition and it's not fucking pretty I can tell you

>MONYYYYY"

battlestation

without it no games or Sup Forums

sometimes this fucking shit annoys me but at the end of the day i kinda need it

my handy dandy notebook

My fedora, without it, I wouldn't get laid every night.

>magazines from the late 1800s
That's cool as hell

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skateboard

Yeah, they are. I'll try to post em today if anyone else on Sup Forums is interested

Netscape & 56K
Notalgia hits hard

money
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Did you download bonzi buddy? If you didn't it's not the full experience.

My dog.

This Ōdachi. Fucked up my shoulder last week, but can't wait to get back to practicing

I bet your house is disgusting. Full of old trash.

i-is that belgrade?

Enjoy your life of celibacy

My chefs knife that says 'chop it like it's hot' on it.

And my fuzzy pajamas, and my buttplug.

>'chop it like it's hot'
gay
>fuzzy pajamas
gay

>framed dragon ball picture

You've never touched a woman, have you?

Thanks! Been 4 months since I last got laid user
>tfw broke up with gf 1month ago

kek'd when there was no

>buttplug
gay

See
Also drew that about 6-7 years ago

Missed out on that.
My PC back then could't handle graphic applications anyway.

My virginity cuz no one can take it away

It's not gay if you're a girl.

My wife's used tampons.

My AR15. Or glocks. Or boxing gloves.

Wait! Its definitely whatever booze I last bought.

In my opinion, and stop me if I'm getting to intrusive, he should shower after he exercises

exercise is work

Should shower both first and after. Hot shower first, to relax and loosen muscles he probably hasn't used in years, then after to wash the sweat off

Right now? Computer. Use it a lot :]

Listen, he can do whatever he wants before exercising. What I'm saying is, that body will need to be dampened and revitalized after

Nice feet

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My ten thousand times folded authentic dai katana I bought off ebay

You're not wrong. But if you're not used to working out, will need every trick to keep from painfully pulling something

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Hearty Kek user

my 1987 gunmetal blue American Standard Stratocaster

this one's getting buried with me when I die

Alright well I tried being respectful, but it's clear you're trying to pick a fight so I'm gonna stop replying now. I'll leave you with this. The more shortcuts you take in life, the shorter your life will feel. Stop trying to dictate other people's lives on the internet kid

>pick a fight
>trying to keep someone from hurting themselves
user I think you're reading more into my messages than I'm sending. I'm bored and offering advice. I went from 5'10" and 260lbs to 234lbs in 3 months. I'm just trying to be helpful for once

Well that's great for you fatty but he never asked for advice

My Sig Sauer. If I need a way out I always have one.