Fuck my gingerbread house looks like shit. My grandpa straight up told me "your gingerbread house looks like shit"

Fuck my gingerbread house looks like shit. My grandpa straight up told me "your gingerbread house looks like shit"

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>Shit with cum on it

Grandpa knows you're a failure

It looks better dry, i mean it's medium good

This is legitimately the worst thing ive ever seen

Ive seen gore, cp, death and scat but this takes the fucking cake

But it has a window

Your window looks like nigga ass

This is the ugliest fucking gingerhouse I have ever seen aswell. holy shit

It's okay from the side

You cant even fucking see through the shitty window, why dont you cum on that as well?

You should have used icing to stick that shit together you sick fuck.

How many faps do you think he had to do to produce the right amount of cum cement?

Over 9000

holy shit OP that looks fucking terrible

whats cp?

>whats cp?
cp = circular pattern

cum poop

>whats cp?

"can't paste"

still looks like cum

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you think you got problems

Cornish pasty , probably rotten

it's cheese pizza you dummies

still looks better than OP's pile of shit glued together with cum

nigga wtf is this

Posting in a ginger bread

Imagine Hansel and Grettle finding that shit in the woods? They'd just commit arson, no way they'd eat that shit

You get jokes hey?

Cherry pie, you fool.

It looks delicious!

fug the haters

Looks like you didn't let the ginger bread cool off all the way before icing it. Or the icing was too liquidy.

copy paste

Did you try to glue it together with frosting? Fucking retard

Maybe both of these are right, but i definitely had trouble getting the icing the right consistency

Kek

No,i made royal icing but it was too runny

That shit aint icing

Diabetus

It dose look like shit.

Age and gender?

OP, this is the best looking gingerbread house I've ever seen.
I have also never seen another 'gingerbread house' in my life. What is this for? Why to make a house out of ginger bread? lol

It's snow! Honestly guys, you are sick.

>Why to make a house out of ginger bread?
I think it's a German tradition but anglos adopted it because we steal all the cool Christmas traditions

Let it be a trial run. If you aren't satisfied with it, do it again. But more careful, and with less rush.

Post pics of your grandpa's gingerbread house

those are not even cheese pizzas

I more enjoy the making of the dough than doing the house
I may just make cookies next

He lives in a condo

>''Hansel... i'm so hungry...''
>''I know Gretel, me too... wait, what's that smell?''
>''It's coming from over there! Come on, after me!''
>Gretel sees the house first
>TurnBack.avi
>it's too late
>Gretel bursts out in vomit, more vomit than she ever expected to be stored in her
>multiple puddles of vomit all around her
>Hansel is terrified and disgusted at the same time
>commence FamilyGuyPukingScene.mov
>histerical vomiting is heard throughout the forest
>birds are fleeing, bears are returning to their caves to prepare for annihilation
>to escape their pain Hansel and Gretel both an hero
>happy end

user, I think it looks just fine. I don't think you should bee so hard on yourself. If you have more gingerbread and stuff you could always try again.

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In my country a persons "gingerbread house" also means the anal.

Kek

Someone cap the thread

well you should not have cum all over it

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

Hi redit

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What country?

it looks like it is trying to scream
pollyshouldntbe.jpeg

nigga did you just make a bee pun out of fucking nowhere?

You shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot. Maybe this shit would have been funny years ago but that time has long passed. Get off my Sup Forums you horrendous faggot and commit suicide. You offer nothing to this site and this world so why don't you just end it? You probably typed that out with your Cheetos covered fingers, stroking your neck beard while you consider what to write next, all while you grin as if what you're doing is clever. This thread is going to die along with your shit post so that little feeling of happiness you get pressing that post button is going to fade you faggot. You'll realize you're back in your depressing rut of a life that is waking up, jerking off, eating, getting on Sup Forums, being retarded, jerking off, eating, getting on Sup Forums, jerking off, eating, sleeping, and repeat. Your parents probably raised you hoping you'd turn out to something important and helpful to society but here you are, a filthy neckbeard, with nothing better to contribute to society but typing out stupid shit on an anonymous image board. Seriously just end it, you make me as well as everyone else around you sick.

Bet it tastes good tho.

Put me in the screen cap

And me

What icing did y even use?

What is this roodypoo shit I keep seeing? At first I thought it was fags trolling, but people actually do put them in screenshots.
What's the point?

It's a meme friendo

SOMEONE PUT ME IN CAP, HEYYYY MOM

Royal icing it was just too runny

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Checked

checked and kekd

I figured that m8, I'm just saying it's a fucking stupid one. I've been on Sup Forums since 2006, at this point it's more of a fucking addiction than anything else, and yet all the faggotry around me is indistinguishable from people just innocently posting. I can't tell the difference between actual posts and new maymays.
I need help. Kill me please user

i want to fuck that ginger bread house

looks like an elephant ejaculated all over an anthill

Somehow I'm reminded by this.

youtube.com/watch?v=9vq63q45qfk&t=3s

It's snow

I don't think so.

why would you just have animal semen
it should say specifically which animal

Looks delicious as fuck though

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Roasting in a ginger bread

Yeah, what's the buzz about it?

No

I think you should put some colour on it.

Come on honey. You don't have to bee such a buzz kill.

Bee puns are the worst puns ever

I'll probably just make a new one all together and buy some candies for it

You're the reason all the bees are leaving us faggot.

Your grandpa is based, you should suck his dick

kek

kek

Just bee greatful anybuzzy makes bee puns

Is this thread still going?
Also where the fuck is the screencap?

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Make it yourself honey

Satan! My fucking sides!!!!

Ebony cum slut takes huge load to the face

Sweet! This looks to bee shapping into something more insect-teresting.

n1!