Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Jack Baker
Cooper Bailey
maintenance
Charles Morgan
why is it called taking a shit, when you're leaving it?
Leo Moore
Why's it called shipping when it's delivered by truck
Caleb Hughes
If I catch you creating another meme post on this imageboard again, you're done. Do not let this happen.
Cooper Smith
why are fish cuts called fillets and steak, but all cuts of beef are steaks?
William Gutierrez
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Parker Harris
cuz a builting sounds retarded
Ayden Evans
Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
Grayson Wilson
If you pulled the wings off of a fly,would it now be called a walk?
Jaxon Powell
why is it called football when they primarily use their hands?
Hunter Thomas
Why are asteroids rocks in space while hemorrhoids are things on your ass?
Chase Hughes
Why do we cook bacon, but bake cookies?
Carson Gray
Because the sections are apart
Liam Martin
Why do your feet smell,and your nose run?
Asher Wood
Why did I have to chose between voting for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton When Rand Paul was the best choice and Bernie Sanders was the second best choice?
Andrew Rogers
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Jordan Stewart
insightful
Levi Evans
cos yanks are dumb shits
Anthony Butler
Why does the Universe exist at all rather than nothing if existence itself is a random event.
Justin Campbell
Why is OP a faggot?
Gabriel Robinson
why is it called a snowboard when it is usually not made out of snow
Aaron Rivera
Not true
Connor Edwards
Why do they call it after dark when its during dark?
Liam Reed
>TUNA STEAKS
>SWORDFISH STEAKS
Why call an highway when there clearly on the ground and not high at all
Ryder Roberts
Fillet mignon
Austin Ross
Why is it a boxing ring when its a square?
Isaiah Powell
Because the magic of science
Nicholas Brooks
Why is it called a blowjob when it involves sucking?
Jaxson Green
Why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?
Nathaniel Rogers
>When I was a kid thought blow job is when a girl blows on dick
>put dick in front of fan
>whats the big deal?
Daniel Thomas
Why is it called a lighter when it primarily spits fire and fire primarily heats
Jackson Jenkins
This is from a Gallagher routine in the 80s. Stop being a joke thief.
Wyatt Powell
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Adrian Green
why is the desert called baked Alaska when clearly it contains no Alaska ?
Angel Rogers
Because Bill was the first person to do it. The silent "u" just got added from Norman French when they conquered the Anglo-Saxons
Michael Johnson
Fuck off Gallagher....or are you Gallagher 2?
Asher Wood
Way too fucking high for this shit right now
Michael Turner
>why do they call it high when you are clearly on the ground
>mind blown
Dominic Martinez
Because the ball is one foot long
Michael Anderson
>why do they call it an iron grid
There is no iron
Henry Ramirez
if there is a infinite randomness (beyond the universe), then you must have a finite field of order (the universe).
Brayden Ramirez
Don't mind me, just lurking in a pretty good thread. Keep em coming, some of these are gold.
Aiden Lopez
Shut up you orangutan
Andrew White
why the absolute zero -273,15°C or -459,67°F
is not the default and single zero ?
Leo Price
>0 K
try harder, user
Austin Ramirez
You just ruined the thread.
Carson Jenkins
I LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!