You are a young syrian boy

[Noah Sanders]

you are a young syrian boy

0-32 you die
34-65 you become crippled for life
67-98 you become brainwashed fuel for the next jihadist wave

dubs you become a refugee and may or may not survive

trips you become a refugee, publish a memoir that is eaten up by liberal cucks, and grow old in luxury

quads you kill assad and become the new dictator of syria

[Aiden Evans]

0-65 get.

[Jordan Green]

rip

[David Rogers]

Rolling dat shit

[Angel Adams]

Roll

[Charles Edwards]

Allah snackbar

[Charles Powell]

Woohoo refugee biatch

[Dominic Morris]

roll

[Jose Williams]

roll

[Christopher Ortiz]

Roll

[Hunter Gutierrez]

...

[Matthew Thomas]

...

[Jacob Smith]

yolo

[Jacob Ramirez]

I'm a dirty sand nigger

[Cameron Watson]

I hope

[Noah Watson]

i dont like these options

[Grayson Hill]

Imma gonna roll this bish

[Justin Fisher]

rolla

[Bentley Fisher]

rooollllllyy

[Christian Garcia]

Rollin

[Jordan Rivera]

*Rolls in incoherent arabic*

[Levi Turner]

Rollz

[Mason Edwards]

rell

[Charles Adams]

Roll

[Alexander Martin]

k

[Lucas Cooper]

rolling!

[Samuel Stewart]

Allah hu Ackbar!

[Samuel Scott]

lets see

[Tyler Davis]

where's the get fucked by old man option

[Leo Martinez]

checked

[Juan Richardson]

thx user.
I feel special.

[Andrew Thompson]

assad is dead

[Grayson Rodriguez]

rollerino

[Benjamin Hill]

Kill all infidels

[Evan Lopez]

lmao, fucking niggers

[Liam Adams]

Riollio

[Samuel Robinson]

roll

[Josiah Torres]

Rolling for good life on European shoulders

[Zachary King]

I am a young syiran skeleton

[Ian Allen]

I like your style...

[Liam Morris]

And you'll die as one.

[Thomas Adams]

bye

[Jace Lopez]

sure why not

[Grayson Perry]

rollllll

[Michael Russell]

henry rollins

[Nathaniel Ramirez]

I am the new dictator

[Tyler Myers]

rolling because fuck me right?

[Bentley Myers]

too ez too pz

[Jeremiah Walker]

Jesus jihad!

[Elijah White]

Roll.

[Gabriel Baker]

>Merkel entered the game
0-80 you are going to Germany
81-99 you are stuck in Turkey

[Angel Bell]

Roll

[Aaron Gomez]

Roll

[James Ward]

...

[Jeremiah Nguyen]

roll

[Parker Thompson]

mario doesnt need mushrooms now that hes found allah

[Sebastian Gray]

roll

[Matthew Baker]

Pls mrs Merkel

[Luis Allen]

Alright partner keep on Rollin baby you know what time it is limp bizkits in the muther fuckin house John Otto fuck this track up

[Camden Martinez]

yeah boi

[Thomas Wilson]

FUCK

[Nathaniel Hall]

My name is Muhamad but I'll be Helmut soon

[Lucas Russell]

QUADS GET

[Christopher Robinson]

I am ur leader now

[Juan Mitchell]

isis rulez

[Jeremiah Morris]

Damn

[Elijah Barnes]

Hi

[Ayden Jones]

rolll

[Parker Carter]

>Arrested for the coup while watching football league

[Xavier Evans]

My turn

[Michael Roberts]

akbar

[Thomas Harris]

roll

[Xavier White]

8BEAD-IP7HW-3RB53

[John Jackson]

reroll

[Jack Baker]

roll

[Charles Watson]

Ooga booga shooga manooga dooga

[Caleb Foster]

rolling

[Kevin Barnes]

>8BEAD-IP7HW-3RB53
THANKS! ALWAYS WANTED BATTLEFIELD 1!!!

[Evan Clark]

HEre we gO!

[Juan Cox]

xd

[Bentley Young]

i just want to die, end my suffering

[Zachary Hill]

rwwolll

[Jackson Thompson]

rolling 4 quads

[Gabriel Clark]

Rollin'

[Hudson Harris]

allahu akbar

[Carter Parker]

...

[Jonathan Foster]

0-32 get

[Austin Hill]

I want a mortar to land on me

[Blake Rodriguez]

roll

[Robert Fisher]

Guess people roll a lot of dubs in Syria

[Matthew Morales]

HERE COMES MY DICTATORSHIP

[Liam Harris]

roll

[Jackson Smith]

lemme see my future

[Oliver Miller]

69 get

[Christian Evans]

ayy lamo