You're stranded on a desert island, Sup Forums. Dubs decides what you do next

You're stranded on a desert island, Sup Forums. Dubs decides what you do next.

Masturbate until I black out

Kys

Birth a grill and fuck her

dig my way to freedom

Rape the nearest mammal

Shove rocks up my ass

Shit on a crab

drown self

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Winrar

Shit. I hoped to get in on this. GG, user.

you proceed to jump off, as you're done with your cruel predicament. As you're drowning, however, you realize that you're still breathing. "Wtf is going on?" you think. You open your eyes, and you're underwater, alive.

Post ending in 9 decides what to do next

Swim downward.

you swim downward till you find a cave. it looks dark and mysterious in there, but maybe there's a way to get home? 5 decides what to do next

Fuck it, go in the cave

Drink all the water around you in an effort to remove it all so you don't have to be underwater anymore

the cave have the shape of a vagina. i fuck the cave

enter cave obv

Swim back up to the island and shake the tree for coconuts for a bra.

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