Have you been good boys and girls this year?

Have you been good boys and girls this year?

What do you want for Christmas?

Xmas bump

I'd quite like to have sex with my sister please Santa

Have you been a good boy this year?

Same as every year

Firefly Season 2

not really

but she's been a real bitch and I want to humiliate her

Death

bump

The ability to turn into super sayian blue kaiokenx10

yes i have santa
and this christmas i don't want anything for myself
instead i would like a present that would make a majority of the people happy
can you please kill hillary?

So you want to put some coal in her stocking?

Go forth my helper.

an instant read meat thermometer
a nice kitchen knife
sopranos on blu ray

Well son, ill tell you. Ive been trying for years but that deal with the devil she made makes it hard to get her.

Your body would literally collapse and you will most likely die on the spot. But I want the same ability too...

One helium tank coming to you my boy.

I'd like all the people who make my life miserable at work to be a little happier, so maybe they won't be so vile.

it's okay santa i understand
how about you take a night off and have mrs. claus slob on your candy cane and gobble your goo instead

merry christmas santa

Merry Christmas to you as well

Hows a big bag of mdma sound so you can spice up their eggnog this holiday?

I'd like to have her...

>Im Jewish
Good thing Chanukkah is on the 24th this year

A family

Iv actually been a good boy...all i want is the extinction of all life.

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are you me?
i drew an image years ago eerily close to the image you posted

also i'll be your family Sup Forumsro

What are you? Some kind off pussy who cant cook meat like a man?

My friend olivia

i fuck it up every time, so I guess so

But you have one my boy, here, with the rest of the degerates posting here.

Merry Christmas!

i fuckin love you and this thread santa

merry christmas you glorious bastard

>you're jewish

Then you get a big lump of coal for killing Jesus.

And a Merry Christmas to you my boy!

Have a present.

I sure would love a community that doesn't accept blacks.

not some quality series like The Walking Dead 14 or The Big Bang Theory 21

thank you santa!
i know it's not much and i forgot the cookies but hopefully you like it!

I want to be rich,Santa

Well where in thr world do you live little Johnny?

Delicious!

Good luck and Merry Christmas to you!

Are there any more boys or girls who want to sit on santas lap?

Thanks,Santa!

Ay. She will burn thy oal. For she shall pay the total for it

I really want Final Fantasy xv but I'm poor and have no friends or family

No I haven't

And I don't want anything

The angriest santa I have ever seen

Then get a job, or torrent it like an adult.

>What do you want for Christmas?

Damn son, nice feet.

I don't know yet. But we all know what OP will get for Christmas!

Welcome to The Workshop!

Then nothing it is!

Merry Christmas!

A bunch of weed

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat forever. Buy this book

I fucking love you Santa. You're making me cry tears of joy. I've been a pretty good girl this year so please do a colab with Sinterklaas.

And Merry Christmas!

I want to pass my driver licence egzam.

>good girl
you know the rules
you brought this on yourself
tell em santa!

Oh me and Sinterklass are old pals, tho i dont really like his friends.

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Santa, I've been good all year and I've defended all the girls I meet on the internet and tipped my fedora to all the lovely ladies I see around. Can I have a new fedora for Christmas?

Then you must study my boy!

I want my face disappeared

Drugs pls.

I'd like a new computer desk please Santa

>pretty good girl

How does 100 GBP sound? Now you can eat all the tendies you want! Merry Christmas!

This should do the trick. Merry Christmas!

Thanks santa!

I want Jayden James and Jessica Robbins to do more than just one anal porn vid. At least three, I'm not asking for much.

Sorry son, Santa dosent share the good stuff

>Have you been good boys and girls this year?
Only broken 5 of the 10 commandments this year so i guess so

>What do you want for Christmas?
A quick, painless death that looks like an accident

Murry Yiffmas?

>Only broken 5 of the 10 commandments this year

You have more sins to do. Keep going!

Ill see to it that they develope a bad coke habit and need the money, just for you Timmy!

Get the fuck out of here Satan. Christmas is about helping your fellow man.

can i have a 12 guage with a clip of slugs.

Goodnight boys and girls. Ill being seeing you all very soon!

Merry Christmas to all!

good night santa
merry christmas you glorious bastard!

Good
Fuel to the fire that will be burning at your workshop soon

>tfw poorfag
Just want to buy a game off battle net but the exchange rate is shit.

Feels bad man