I just got back from McDonald's and feel like a piece of shit.
There is a McD's right by my apartment that I go to often. I went there earlier today and got a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, 6 chicken McNuggets, and a Sausage McMuffin. After work I was craving it all over again and ended up stopping by the drive-thru again.
I was pretty worried the same girl at the first window would still be on shift so I put on a winter hat and put the collar of my jacket up. When I drove up with my exact same order as earlier she was there to take my money.
She said, "you're here AGAIN?" as I was handing her the money while trying to avoid eye contact and I just lost it. I have social anxiety and I ended up retracting my arm so fast I spilled the change all over her side and started stuttering something about "my wife" and then I started to hyperventilate and felt an anxiety attack coming on.
I just floored it and I am so glad there was no one in front of me because I peeled out of there. I can still see her face.
I'll have to start going to a new McDonald's even though the closest one is like 10 minutes away. Maybe I'll switch to Wendy's I don't know.
Anyway, aside for just sharing one of the worst and most embarrassing moments of 2016 so far I was wondering how you would have reacted and responded to the cashier's remark.
I would get on some meds user. I was afraid to for a few reasons and avoided it for years but I'm glad I finally did. Not feeling like a deer in the headlights all the time is top fucking notch.
Jason Williams
only one way out
Jordan Davis
odd, same experience yesterday
Ryan Lee
sounds like you put a twist on some old pasta
Juan Jackson
>I was wondering how you would have reacted
Depends on her tone and how busy i felt they were. You totally avoided elaborating on the tone so this will be hard, but
>You're here STILL? >You guys made it so good last time >I'm hungry, I'm gross, and it's easy >I'm sorry, is there a problem?
Jaxson Hill
Sounds more like your ashamed of yourself. Sort it out faggot
Josiah Smith
Just remind yourself that at least you don't work at mcshittles for 2.50$/hr! Pic related
Josiah Smith
>you're here AGAIN you fat fucking tub of lard?
Juan Lopez
How would I have reacted.
>She said, "you're here AGAIN?" >"yep" >"Oh, here's your change then" >"thanks, bye"
I've had way worse cringe shit happen to me in public, the less you give a shit the easier life becomes.
Noah Parker
this.
Robert White
pretty mush this. also if you are afraid to order food then at least learn how to cook! it´s not that hard..
Josiah James
i would react the usual way i do when ready copy pasta slight amusement but overall boredom
Robert Brooks
say something sarcastic like yeah I'm trying to get obese or smth
or say the truth, that you just really wanted to get a lot of mcdonalds today because you felt like it
basically just say anyfucking thing and it's ok
but yeah now you fucked up and it's hard to make her not think you are retarded so either pretend like nothing happened forever or when you have the chance you can say you had a fucking seizure or straight up that you were very anxious that day
Noah Gutierrez
The McDonald's near me is mostly automated. I place my order on a touch screen and grab my rat burger without talking to any humans.
It's a dream come true.
Tyler Watson
I would say I am the customer and paying which goes to your pay. You should keep your stupid comments to yourself or you may do yourself out of work you stupid bitch. Now get me my food then slap your hands quickly and tell her dismissed.
Robert Gray
Then next time they spit in your food...
Gavin Mitchell
You go back there and say to her , "you're here AGAIN? Thought you'd get a real career."
Bentley Kelly
honestly i'd probably do something similar but i'm a jew so i'd make sure to get my food and change before driving off and never returning
James Sullivan
>. I have social anxiety and I ended up retracting my arm so fast I spilled the change all over her side and started stuttering something about "my wife"
you need to work on this part to make the pasta more believable
Cooper White
Not the worst comeback, but I'm sure you can do better
Ayden Rodriguez
This. Except I would have had a psychotic stare as I said yep. In fact I have, at times, purposely done things to make people uncomfortable. I'm old. Fuck people.
Josiah Long
Should've just said "Yep" and laughed it off, user.
You shouldn't worry about what some bitch with a McJob thinks.
Owen Brown
Dude, I feel for your anxiety. But seriously, if you are eating that shit, at that volume...twice in one day?! You won't have to worry about your social anxiety...you'll be dead from cholesterol.
Get back in charge of your shit.
Carson Morris
Truth. My girlfriend has yelled at me because she didnt have enough money to pay for stuff at walmart and she had already talked to the lady working the self serves once about something and her reasoning was that shes embarrassed. Who gives a fuck, they work at walmart and you will most likely never see her again. Why are you going to be embarrassed by random fucking people who don't matter even .0000001% in your life. Fucking stupid.
Cameron Morales
You sound like my fucking friend who smokes an 8th everyday and then complains about >m-muh social anxiety Stopped going to Taco Bell near his house because he ordered the same thing every time and they eventually caught on.
Gabriel Long
This is one of the most beta things I've ever heard.
Social anxiety? You mean you're a fucking pussy hiding behind the name of a made up illness?
Worried about what someone at McDonalds thinks of you? Trust me they're much more worried about their paycheck and not getting the shit shift then they are about what kind of food you ordered or how often. You're not that fucking special to them.
Maybe you'll feel better about yoursel if you stop with the goddamn McDonalds food. Don't lie and pretend you also didn't order a large fries and a soda with that drink. You just ate what, 5000 calories worth of shit junk food in an 8 hour period of time?
Jason Barnes
Same
Nicholas Edwards
you do realize you are responding to copy pasta right?
Charles Miller
>"you're here AGAIN?" You're here again TOO??
Asher Adams
Nice digits, Mr. 3000!
Asher Cox
this is like me buying alcohol on a daily basis when I feel like drinking, at least i don't want to look like an alcoholic but this is retarded haha, unless you are clinically obese I wouldn't give a shit, the fact she said that you couldve made a joke about it, flirted whatever. but i know the feeling. man up though easier said than done.
Thomas Long
I would go there. Order the cheapest thing on the menu. Eat it, or save for later. Go back through the drive through. After you pay, get change, just look straight ahead with a retarded smile across your face. Repeat this 10 times.
Colton Jenkins
what are you taking?
Cooper Adams
that's mr 33000 to you
Levi Miller
I refuse to believe that I have typed up all that glorious rant to a copy pasta. Goddamn!
Also nice fucking digits!
Austin Williams
well you did old copy pasta at that
Cooper Anderson
>typical day in the life of an Amerifat
No wonder Russia was able to get Trump elected. The entire population is a giant mass of fat, stupid, socially inept retards. I'm sure the U.S. military industrial-complex is scrambling. Their plan of making a docile, uneducated, sloth-like society worked but they forgot the fact that perhaps other governments could influence them as well.
Adam Long
wtf! Who gives a fuck? It's a fucking business. Stop being a pussy and caring what people think.
Dominic Brown
holy shit trips and dubs you should buy a lotto ticket
Isaac Stewart
Im sure the point is to start a discussion. Copy pasta or not im sure more than a few people have experienced this and lurkers have the ability to soak up shit. Back to lurking.
Benjamin Gonzalez
is my great great great granddaughter doing fine, Mr.3000?
I'm guessing your fat as fuck. No thin person gives a shit about McD related autism.
Cameron Baker
/thread
Angel Walker
she'd be doing better if she learns how to use her tongue more
oh not hating on copy pasta Sup Forumsro, i get a small kek out of this one honestly, just letting the anons know what they are responding too if they didn't already