Non paddy thread edition
/brit/
Kayden Moore
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Isaiah Parker
...
Adam Gomez
really wish up close pics of her fanny would get leaked
bet it's well meaty
Cameron Perez
was about to call you an autist then i noticed paddy's thread subject
shan't
Nolan Gomez
socks smell like mushrooms
Carson Martinez
cor imagine the aroma
Ethan Nguyen
youtube.com
choony woony x
Jonathan Myers
that's shit sorry mate
Henry Watson
don't listen to my choons ever again
Blake Cox
going to buy some adult nappies and take a 2000ug acid trip
Liam Miller
Let Ukraine in the eu!!!
Brody Cox
coventrytelegraph.net
Ah yes again, so called '''kids'''
Elijah Hall
watching the /brit/ awards
don't know who this bruno mards bloke is
David Carter
Need a young Suzi gf
Gavin Walker
don't have a job
still get £9.5k pa
Michael Torres
youtube.com
now THIS is a choon
Ryder Gray
absolutely tragic to be posting here during your uni years
Levi Mitchell
never went to uni
Joseph Rodriguez
Same
Both
Tyler Richardson
Fuck, think I'm just emerging from the ol' MD comedown
Leo Reyes
stop bumping the other thread you mongs
Justin Powell
your third eye will never recover from watching that cultural poison
Joshua Moore
hey darling
wuu2
Zachary Baker
At least things worked out for me
Does she live in a paki ghetto or with her family?
→ #
Being a paki and male are not minor
I hate my other physical features because they come from my father, I'm glad I'm sterile
Also, I hate seeing Paki's, they're hideous
The males have a hivemind mentality with fashion, same haircut, same clothes
The women waste their femininity
Aiden Walker
>Seven Earth-like exoplanets have been discovered 39 light years away orbiting nearby dwarf star 'Trappist-1'. All of them could have water at their surface, a key component of alien life. The planets likely have rocky compositions, are around the same size Earth, and six have surface temperatures between 0-100°C (32-212°F). This gives these planets, which sit 39 million years away from Earth, some of the vital atmospheric conditions needed to grow biological life.
mental that
Adrian Watson
>seven habitable planets in one solar system
wow
Isaiah Rivera
maisie is looking cute
Henry Cruz
>39 light years away
for what purpose
Matthew Brown
Daaaaamb this got me all sorts of fucked up yo...
Justin Kelly
y
Nicholas Robinson
intelligent alien life doesn't exist
if there is life there its probably mudbugs
Alexander Thomas
Think I'll have to break up with the gf lads
Eli Young
lots of transers on tinder here
none of them have given my willy a succ yet
Nathan Phillips
also known as 'canadians'
Lucas Martin
not sure what id do if a girl cheated on me
would probably chop her head off
Jordan Barnes
>thread wars
autism
Jackson King
Are the naziboos on Sup Forums ironic or they actually that fucking deluded that hitler did nothing wrong
Bentley Wood
living in haiti must be absolutely mental
Tyler Bailey
...
Noah Kelly
t. OP of the shit thread nobody is posting in
Xavier Thompson
Why are musicians such pretentious cunts?
Adrian Gonzalez
We know there ain't alien s on ova planets cos if there wos the govermant woud be sendin them foren aid!!
- Gavin 'Gav' Smedley, Barnsley
Wyatt Rodriguez
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Owen Sullivan
Give me examples of real Communist countries. Ones that are egalitarian and stateless.
Kayden Evans
Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong though
Caleb Wilson
Kek. What is this from?
Xavier Anderson
He Worshipped mudslimes and Killed Brits
Cooper Thomas
why? who are you even talking to?
fuck off
Ethan Sullivan
Give me examples of real Capitalist countries.
Angel Young
Will give you the first one
Joseph Myers
FUCK OFF CUNT
Kayden Long
what's been your most intimate contact with a female in 2017 lads? one sat on my lap desu.
Adam King
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
William Cook
maman touched my foot in bed today to wake me up
Aaron Edwards
>intelligent alien life doesn't exist
wrong
there's definitely aliens out there and they're probably very similar to us
Jackson Rodriguez
>in bed
Sounds like she was in there with you
Liam Lee
some of my aspie behaviours:
scared of using the phone
was too afraid to go in a supermarket alone until i was 16
was too afraid to check into a hotel alone until i was 24
was too afraid to use chip and pin until i was 24 in case i got my pin wrong
hate queuing in shops
hate waiting at a pedestrian crossing because all the cars will watch me cross
walk like a spastic
talk like a spastic (either too quiet or incoherent)
cannot make small talk, can't even say bless you if someone sneezes
certain noises drive me insane - car horns, car/house alarms, whistling, children playing
force myself to make eye contact with people but now i do it too much instead of too little
confrontation makes me tearful
never ever casually touch people on the arm/shoulder/back like normals do and hate having it done to me
filmographic memory, can recall entire convos from years ago (this really freaks people out)
cannot even pretend to care about other peoples lives
highly obsessive since i was little. when i was a kid i was intensely obsessed with trees, license plates, dinosaurs etc
Daniel Gray
*raises fist*
what was that sonny?
Michael Perry
cummed in my flatmates pussy just this morning x
Hunter Fisher
are you watching closely?
Ayden Russell
i sleep in mumsie's bed sometimes if i get scared at night :c
Michael Garcia
>hate waiting at a pedestrian crossing because all the cars will watch me cross
iktf
Jack White
touched fingers with a girl at work while exchanging a pen
Sebastian Butler
damn my maman used to do that too when i was younger
Noah Gray
Lads what did she mean by this?
Am I onto a winner?
Alexander Roberts
Well if by some miracle coincidence they ever read this, hi aliens :) Much love
John Lopez
only because OP here was obsessive about spamming the other one
Matthew Ward
Going to kill myself on Tuesday, give me some tips
In before helium, the government outlawed pure helium/nitrogen
Benjamin Johnson
...
Eli Peterson
Are you 14
Isaiah Bell
are normies really this vapid?
Adam Powell
ahh yes lets vote for some black scumbags who talk fast instead of the greatest pop artist of all time
i take that back
Luke Sanchez
>no y
>u
>Ur
Eli Baker
you forgot
>being a self obsessed cunt
Jonathan Davis
NIGGERS
Grayson Baker
Nearly finished the Bhagavad Gita lads
Xavier Johnson
jump in front of a train
jump from a bridge into water
car crash
Isaiah Davis
who cares
award shows are pathetic circlejerks
Ryder Morales
Cute
*rubs your shoulders*
Jaxon Kelly
I bet if your floor was sparkling she'd have said it back
Cameron Edwards
one never finishes the journey towards spiritual enlightenment
in reality you are only just beginning :)
Hudson Wood
youtube.com
ah yes the northern powerhouse
Evan Williams
This can't be real, she's talking like a 14 year old and you're acting like beta orbit supreme stalker edition.
Cameron Russell
*clears throat*
Luke Anderson
does the complete dross on offer at the brit awards prove that normals can be trained to "like" basically anything? they're just robots, can't even call them conscious.
Lucas Reyes
>wrong
how am I wrong?
all evidence and probability points to relevant alien life not existing (relevant as in existing during the same time period as us and close enough to us to communicate ever)
Caleb Thomas
>tfw Moldova is classified as a '''''''''capitalist'''''''' country
Jack Powell
how do I stop having bigoted thoughts
Elijah Walker
JUST
Josiah Richardson
The youtube gf has released a belter of a new video
Very good day indeed
Nicholas Gutierrez
>Paki women WANT paki men though
they love white cock and go full slag at uni when parents are around. even seen a couple with black guys wtf
though tbf plenty of them are indians but you can't tell the difference
t. also a paki
Camden James
>(relevant as in existing during the same time period as us and close enough to us to communicate ever)
don't fucking move the goal posts you fucking twat
kill yourself
Cooper Rogers
*in reality You are only just THE Beginning*
Xavier Miller
I had a dream last night that I got an ear piercing near the top of my ear. Looked pretty cool actually.
Jacob Cruz
>was jsut imagining preggers charli desu
Levi Walker
don't see what the problem is
Gavin Powell
>they love white cock and go full slag at uni
I wish
Oliver Brooks
careful with that goy or we might have to retrieve some more oil
William Bell